I apologise for the sheer amount of fluff in this story that said please review!
The alarm rang through the air and woke both Kerry and Smithy up, Kerry turned to face Smithy and smiled sleepily.
"Mornin' o' sexy one" Smithy joked,
"Mornin beer belly" She smirked back while tapping his increasingly large stomach.
"So what do ya' fancy doin' today after we go to hospital then?" He asked her,
"Shopping!" She replied bluntly,
Raising his eyebrow he looked at her,
"Shopping. With you. You must be joking, you take hours I remember when we were patrolling Canley shopping centre you kept nipping off"
"But I need to do my Christmas shopping, if your lucky I might get a little something for you" poking his cheeks.
Knowing that he had given in to her she grabbed a t-shirt and threw it over her heading for the kitchen, shouting "Thank You!" on the way.
Finally rising out of bed Smithy shuffled into the kitchen, locking his arms around her waist he kissed her on the cheek.
"So what have I got for breakfast then my love" He said trailing kisses down her neck.
"Toast" she replied shoving a piece into his mouth,
"Oh and drop all of the fluffiness your beginning to scare me, are you an alien what have you done with my boyfriend?" she questioned raising an eyebrow.
Walking over to her munching his slice of toast he took her in his arms and through her onto the sofa.
Looking up at him she said in a seductive tone,
"Oh Hello Mr Smith"
"Shut up or I'll make ya'" he replied,
"Go on then" she giggled looking into his eyes,
He pressed his lips against hers and climbed on top, breaking out of their motion she spoke,
"Hey your only doing this to stop us from going shopping your not Mr Casanova usually"
Putting his finger on her lips he said,
"Shhhh or you don't get to go shopping and I'll stop my serenading!"
"Ok ill stop" she giggled rolling over so she was on top of him.
"Do you love me?" she questioned,
"Why did you say that?" he replied,
"Just wanna' hear you say that"
"Well now you come to mention it im going off you a bit, im in love with someone else!"
"WHAT!" she dried leaping off of him pulling her t-shirt back on,
"Yeah erm im in love with Tony, lately there's been this undeniable attraction between the two of us im sorry to break your heart babe" he smiled,
She just stood there, mouth wide open like a goldfish waiting for some sort of reply,
Coughing Dale replied,
"It's called a joke Kerry, nah Tony aint the one for me, you are"
"Yeah erm Smithy did you suddenly lose your memory or did you just forget that my ex-husband did in fact bat for the other team" she said pushing him away,
"What you don't think im gay do ya'?" he asked looking at his arms, checking for muscles.
"You, gay! Don't be so stupid. No I didn't think you were gay I just thought that you were just so bloody insensitive. Anyway you can't be gay your to good under the covers im not losing you to any man" she replied.
"You aint' so bad yourself, but I need a little reminder" he said flirting as he held her up against the wall.
"I don't think so, your taking me shopping remember and your going to buy something for me. If you want something from me you'll have to wait until tonight"
"So this thing I have to buy you can it be anything from anywhere?" he asked,
"Why?" she questioned
"Nothing its just that I hear Ann Summers has a new range of lingerie" he smirked,
"You dirty Git, anyone would think I was with some kind of pervert" she said whacking him,
Following her into the bathroom he carried on,
"Well ok then erm ill wait outside and you can choose"
Closing the door in his face she said,
"You just don't give it up do you"
"Hey im taking you shopping aren't I, I deserve something in return," he moaned.
"Oh yeah I forgot, sex is off the menu tonight sunshine we're spending the night at the hospital" she giggled.
"Just lead me on why don't you!" He shouted through the door, but it was no use he could not be heard over the constant sound of the shower.