It feels like forever since I've updated…..if anyone actually likes this or is reading this far then I'm shocked! But still my brain hasn't recovered since my last story with one of my friends. It's a Naruto one called "Stories never Shown On Naruto". It has yaoi in the second chapter just as a heads up but remember that in that chapter it wasn't on purpose it was because of glue………..no one can understand me huh? Well I'm really pissed off though as I write this cuz I have no internet………but when ever this is posted remember I had to be reduced to board games when without my dear sweet internet! How I long for it…….And now I'm over it………sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo……………..

Gackt signing off

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Zun started to walk around the house trying to avoid Ris's screams of joy for her master's arrival home. She peaked into the kitchen to see Ris jump onto Gir's head and just sit there while Gir shouted bloody screams of hell and running around. Gir just stopped though immediately and for some unknown reason Ris fell backwards on her back. This time though when Ris got up Gir jumped onto her head and this made Ris run around screaming mimicking the same thing Gir just did. Pause for no reason, Gir fell off, Ris jumped on his head, running and screaming……….she watched for a couple minutes trying to figure out what they were doing. That's when she decided that she really didn't care and just walked over to the couch to watch the scary monkey show.

Her eye started to twitch as she couldn't stand the screaming. It just went on and off and on and off……………She took the two robots by each arm and started to drag them to the door where she threw them outside against a gnome which broke in half. She kinda felt bad for the thing but the gnomes also creeped her out which always made her want to break them. Just staring at nothing with them big ol beady eyes……………..She decided to go up into the attic to fix her ship. It wouldn't take her long she knew. Probably only a few hours or so. A day at most.

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It had been a while now that she'd been fixing her ship and all she had to do know was repair one of the rockets and the engine. She didn't feel like doing it right now and decided to put it off tomorrow. She yawned a little and then got up from under her ship. Her legs felt numb and it was weird to walk for the first couple of seconds. She went downstairs on a mini elevator disc thing. She walked off and then looked over to the small clock. It was only 11:42.

She started to walk around trying to find the two corrupted robots. It was weird though since they appeared to be no where……."Ohh wait when I threw them did they just stay there……..oops………" she started to talk to herself. Zun walked over to the door and opened it. Outside everything was how she had left it when she went to the attic. It was like a picture which had frozen in time to capture the moment………(wow way to corny)……….She picked up both the robots who just squealed with laughter.

She looked at the two and then at there antennae. Could it be? She walked inside and took some tools from inside Ris's head and brought them over to Girs where she started to delicately work on his antennae.

More than 2 hours had past and the clock now read 1:57. The two robots yawned and walked slowly to Girs room. Zun too couldn't help but yawn. She drifted to sleep on the couch after a couple seconds.

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"IT WORKED IT WORKED IT WORKED IT WORKED!" She opened her eyes to see Ris running around in circles screaming at the top of its lungs.

"Ris shut up!"

"Ok………guess what?"

"What?" She regretted saying that after.

"IT WORKED!"

"What worked?"

"Gir's antenna thingy duh."

'Ohh yeah…it worked?' She went over to Gir and pressed the top blue sphere on the top. That's when the Mento's song came on.

"What the?" She clenched her hands. "Ris what did YOU DO?"

"We downloaded the Mento's song!" It said with a huge smile across its face.

She stomped away to the kitchen to get something to eat. She quickly grabbed a muffin which Zim was about to eat then walked out of the house after getting on her disguise. She didn't want to deal with this right now.

-10 minutes later-

"Hey what happened to my muffin?" Zim said confused. He never noticed it being grabbed out of his hand. Gir just shrugged.

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Zun just sat there waiting for Dib to arrive. Her week of fun was going to begin with her new and improved slave! That's when she saw him.

"Hey Dib slave!" She yelled at him and got up. Dib came over.

"Slave?" He questioned.

"Remember our little bet?" She said proudly. Dib just slouched.

"Great….."

The rest of the day went good for Zun, bad for Dib. Zun made him carry what seemed like a thousand books, used him as a shield in dodgeball, and other torturing things. Except for one which she knew he'd like.

When the day was over she dragged Dib to the hill with the pink tree. She looked around sensing no life signs other than a few squirrels and then took off her disguise.

"Okay one last thing you will be helping me with today which I think you'll like."

"Yeah right." Dib had his arms crossed and then took a twig out of his hair and threw it at her. She caught it easily.

"Exactly." She said with a small smile.

A few moments later Dib found himself in a giant robot.

"Ok to make it simple your in my own personally made robot death machine. Now all you have to do is get out all of your anger and attack me. Ok?" He gave her a skeptical look.

"You've got to be kidding me."

"Nope."

Dib pushed a button and sent a laser at her. She easily dodged it.

"You see I just need some practice before I go destroy some planets." She said with a smile of confidence. Dib then did as she said and he actually liked working the robot. It was pretty neat trying to kill an alien.

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It was almost 6 at night and there training ended. Zun didn't even break a sweat while the boy was tired from just pushing buttons and pulling levers.

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The rest of the week was almost exactly like that but the last day Zun completely destroyed the robot but managed to get Dib out before it exploded and he died. Now she had already planned on what planet to take over first. She had decided to take the ones closest to earth that had life. And she couldn't have mercy like she did with Dib. She held back on him the entire weak by only making dents in the robot. She could have easily destroyed it in less then 2 seconds if she really wanted to. And now she was soon to depart to the first planet, Gzarf. It wouldn't take her long and she would have to take over another 19 after that.

And so that war begins…

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Feel free to kill the author for her very long absence but YAY I have the internet back…….I guess I should since I posted this but still……..anyways I'm sorry but its kinda hard to make 2 fanfics at once especially with homework and stuff on top of that. Ill try and update as soon as possible though!

Gackt signing off!