Ok…..kill me….it's been months I know….but I also have had a good thing happen in my life! I do karate and I've been asked to teach! I'm only a green belt which is cool! I'm so excited! I get to try it out first on Tuesday and Thursday. Hurray!
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Finally the 20th planet…How long had she been in space? 3 maybe 4 minutes? She ran quickly over the face of the planet dropping off energy bombs she created using her own energy and then forming it in her hands. The explosions going one after another after another never ending it seemed. Her wings extended and she quickly flew away an explosion quickly following behind her. She of course having the word "Ultimate" in her name and made it out just in time. She turned around all cool like now flying on her back through space.

"Air is for squares." She restated to herself rather proudly. She was very tired now and needed to rest. Although "Ultimate" she was still Irken. She had her limits still. And she did like to breathe even if she didn't need to. It made her feel more….umm….normal.

She didn't bother looking where she was heading. She was too tired to move her head let alone open her eyes. She was fully relaxed until she was hit sharply in the head with something large.

"Aghhh! Stupid meteors!" She cursed as she looked to see what had truly hit her. She stared at the SIR unit floating by her head.

"Ris! What a second….You're not Ris." She stopped flying and looked at the SIR. A huge dent in its head. She opened it up to see the memory chip almost completely destroyed. She could fix it but it would take her months. She sighed. She continued to search through the SIR's head until she found the ON switch.

"I LIKE COFFEE!" Her eye twitched from its first comment.

"…perfect." She gave an annoyed expression. She fully looked over the robot. It was all black. The eyes, the shoulders, the front and black plates…even the antenna top.

"Were are we?" The robot asked sadly. Its antennae lowering.

"You don't know?" She asked confused.

"All I remember is……nothing." It looked like it was gonna cry…but robots can't cry…

"Umm… your chip was badly damaged but I'll repair it for you so you can remember. For the meantime you can come back home with me." She touched the dent on the robot's head seeing how deep it was and how much force she needed to repair it.

"Stay still." She said sternly. The robot obeyed. She reopened its head and placed her hand on the other side of its head pushing with force until the dent was almost completely gone. Only 2 or 3 small barely noticeable dents still showed and the robot stared blankly at nothing.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" The robot started to scream.

"Shut up you can't feel pain!" Zun said covering her ears in her own pain. Not even Ris is this loud! She thought to herself.

"Ohh yeah…." It immediately stopped with a huge smile on its face. It then started to giggle annoyingly.

"Let's go already…" She said taking the robot by the arm and continued flying.

Whose robot was this…and why did it have a dent in its head? She'd figure it out later. Right now she had to get back to earth. Maybe if she was quick she could get back in time for school……wait today was "Makin Mayonnaise The Musical"…….Today is a day were she'd skip! She was not going to watch people in tights humiliate themselves with mayonnaise!

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"Finally were here." She said exhausted.

"But it's only been 1 minute and 6 seconds!" The robot said pointing out the obvious.

"Silence! Do not question me!" She yelled at it. Her wings though weren't agreeing with her and instead started to spazzem as sparks started to fly out of them. And the fact that gravity was also involved didn't help. She grabbed the robot close to her tightly. Her back facing the ground as fire was now around her from the friction she was making. Her eye's shut tightly waiting for impact.

She plowed right in front of Zim's base head first stopping right in front of the door.

"……oww……" It was all she could say.

"You okay?" The robot made its way out of her grip which loosened with ease. It started to poke her head with a stick.

"Continue to do that and I will snap your arm in half!" She glared at it. It was only a threat since she didn't feel like moving. She knew she had to through or she might be seen without her disguise and having a robot next to her wouldn't help at all. She got up with weak legs. Her head pounding as she took the robot's…...hand claw thingy and walked inside. She closed the door behind her and collapsed breathing heavily.

Zim walked over to her and just stared. He then noticed the robot next to her.

"You DARE bring another ROBOT IN THIS HOUSE!" Zim screamed and pointed at the robot which was now chewing on the sofa.

"I've had a rough day so stop yelling."

"Not until you explain what…..IT'S doing here! Zim shall have to filthy robot thing in his house! Are you mad with the waffles!"

"I SAID SHUT UP!" She said pinning him to the wall. "I've had a rough day! I'm skipping skool! And I'm going to rest and THEN when you get back home I'll tell you everything! OK!" She got pissed off and NO ONE wants to piss off an "Ultimate Machine".

"Ok." He said blankly and walked out the door. Zun looked over to the black robot continuing to chew on the sofa.

"Stop it!" She yelled at it. She walked over to the table and sat down. Her head was getting a little bit better…until the two terrors arrived…

Gir came through the fridgerator and crashed through all the meat while Ris came right through the floor.

She held up a card that had the number 9.9 written on it.

"9.9! 9.9?" Ris screamed grabbing onto her masters color tightly. Gir was screaming bloody cries of hell until they noticed a black robot chewing on the table.

"Who's dat?" The cat let go and walked over to it.

"I dunno yet but he needs a name…" Zun started to think…

"FIR!" Gir screamed out rather high pitched. Zun just stared but it didn't really matter since she couldn't think of anything either.

"Ok lets go with Fir since I got nothing." She didn't want to think anyway.

"I like that name!" Fir said approving.

"Ok I guess you need a costume then." He legs were still weak so she didn't get up instead she called upon the two idiotic robots who were going to have a new member soon. "Ris, Gir go up into the attic and give Fir a costume. Make it something good ok. An animal like you two. Got it?"

"No!" The two smiled. Good enough for her. She rested her arms on the table and her head on her arms. She let sleep come quickly. She only needed 15 minutes of rest to regain her energy completely then she can try to repair the chip or something.

The countdown in her mind went off and she opened her eyes to see the creepiest sight in the world.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed falling backwards in her chair.

"RIS! GIR!" She called the two robots. She got up and the two robots squeaked over to her from the couch.

"What is that?" She pointed to the light brown squirrel on the table which had stitches in the costume.

"It's Fir's costume!" Gir shrieked with joy.

"A squirrel?" She questioned.

"Aint he ugly?" Ris spoke this time.

"Umm yeah! And creepy!...actually this'll work...I can't believe I'm gonna say this but g…good…GOOD JOB." She never said that before……to anyone really since to her everyone was useless. But for her mission on the universe she needed someone to watch over the planets while she rested for battle. She made sure she didn't kill anyone. Just scare them a little so that they gave in.

"Scary Monkey Show?" She asked. All three of them squeaked and giggled in joy as they went over to the couch and flipped on the flat screened T.V. thing. She'd make it work somehow even if she was to go crazy…………

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Ok done with that. Must admit Fir sounds like the kind of robot I would have. The whole black thing is pretty cool and it is my favorite color. Well soon you'll figure Fir's past but I would like to say in "Megadoomer" is were I got Fir. But why he was floating in space I wont tell .
Well Gackt Signing Off!