A very old off-color joke tuned to McShep.

Ford watches Teyla and does some thinking. One-sided Teyla/Ford, for Valentine's Day even though it's more depressing than romantic. R&R.

Just a little one shot about the Doc and John. Please note it is a REPOST. AU and Mature!

A Sunday fix-it fic. very heavy on the dialogue, not completely happy with it, and it gets a bit weird at the end. Is *PRE-SLASH*

Rodney finds a personal cloaking device. Could be considered a crossover...

Rodney and John are trapped with no food on a hostile planet.

The cat and mouse game continues...except who is the cat and who is the mouse this time?

Changed the Summary. This is a story about pretty much everyone at Atlantis. Their relationships, and random days. Rodney/Jennifer, Teyla/Ronon, John/Everyone. LOL! Rated for later chapters, maybe? Mostly language. LOL

John and Rodney find a way to say what they mean without saying a word. Fluffy Valentine's McShep. Reviews would be really nice.

A strange visitor in Atlantis is worrying John, but they may hold a surprising insight into his life. Another Valentine's Day 2010 challenge response. JT.

Teyla enjoys a night in. Valentine's Day 2010 challenge response. JT.

When the boys accidentally activate an Ancient device similar to the Quantum Mirror found by SG-1, their doubles from an alternate reality come through.

One of the Atlantis scientists finds out she can regenerate after Wraith feeding.... Wraith&Human interraction.

Titre pompeux pour petite fic gaie sur fond de saint Valentin. Ou comment Rodney recherche son prétendant anonyme Slash

An encounter with a new culture leaves the Atlantis Expedition uncertain about their future. But when the head of the expedition, Elizabeth Weir, is kidnapped, desperation must overcome doubt--or run the risk of losing one of their own.

SGA-1 and Keller are given clearance to attend the 2010 Winter Olympics. part of the help haiti fundraiser. **updates to come soon***

Sheppard and McKay find themselves on opposing sides of a slave revolt. 'Has life no value to you unless it is sacrificed ? ' Shep Whump. WARNING! M Rated for violence, nudity and bad language.

The Primary of a great alliance is dead, seemingly killed by a visiting Queen. The Primary's commander tries to revive his Queen and swear revenge over those who took her life.

Complete! After Rodney is brutally tortured, can he get back what he lost? Aftermath fic. Tag for my fics: Reavengeance and Reavengeance II - although it is not necessary to have read them. Ever so slightly AU.

This is my first story about the Epic show. Plz rate, and if u rate bad, SCEW YOU.

ALLIANCE FIC - John makes an unexpected and uncomfortable first contact with those from the Wraith-free Alliance territory, in the form of an petite beautiful warrior named Emmagan. JT. AU. COMPLETE.

When all things fail, you kiss the stupid hologram! Based on S04E20 mild McShep

As he is about to go back to Atlantis, Rodney gets a unexpected visitor, and is dragged back into a world he doesn't want to be in, and can't even remember. Some Rodney whumping, but who doesn't love it?

These jokes literally suck! Let's not mince words, here. They're palmed off in this format because they're not good enough for regular human consumption... WARNING: may cause torturous groaning.

The title is somewhat misleading, this is a nice fluffy John and Elizabeth Valentine's . Enjoy!