Jesus Christ, somehow the stupid me ended up deleting the first story! How could I be so...STUPID! Now this is me trying to type the story again without really remembering what it was about. Like my friend Kaoru says-
There's only two words to say at a time like this "Oh shit!"
-.-
It had to be the 16th episode of the Scary Monkey Show in a row and she still couldn't figure out the difference between all of them. She was slouched over the couch, the only support for her head was her weak arm which felt like collapsing from boredom.
Relieved to see the door open and Zim standing there she lifted her head.
"You're on fire!" Gir said with delight from his master's pain.
"Stupid human stink fell on me!" Zim cursed.
"That doesn't explain why you're on fire." Zun pointed out.
"Ohh...Well that particular human stink ended up being the Mayonnaise Jar in the musical! And you'll never guess what he was filled with!"
"Mayonnaise?" Zun said sarcastically
"How did you know?" Instead of answering him she just shook her head in disbelief.
"Ohh yeah you wanted to know about Fir, right?" She asked him changing the subject.
"Fir? Who's Fir?" Zim asked confused as ever.
"You know the black robot I took home." She said pointing to the Squirrel on the couch.
"Ohh yes where was I...GET THAT THING OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Zim screamed pointing at the door.
"So enemies or the Irken Empire, like I dunno Dib, can find him and take him apart, learn all of our secrets and destroy us?"
Zim opened his mouth like he was about to say something. Zun raised an eyebrow in curiosity obviously knowing she had won.
"Your arms are weird!" Zim said running to his lab in defeat.
"My arms aren't weird!" She yelled back. She looked down at her arms and then to the three robots. "Are they?" The three robots all shrugged.
-.-
"FOR THE LOVE OF IRK, FIR! GIVE ME THE COFFEE!" Zun screamed running after the hyper active robot.
"I DON'T WANNA LOOK IT ME GO!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW!"
It was another average morning. Gir was making waffles with only god knows what in them, Ris was standing on the ceiling asking where her marbles had gone which could never be answered, Zim...well Zim still hadn't come back from his base yet. But Zun! Zun had the greatest job of all! (Sarcasm)
She got to try and CATCH THE HYPERIZED FIR AND TAKE BACK THE COFFEE!
"That's it I'm outta here!" She said. With her disguise already on she slammed the door and got out of the heck filled house. And just to make her day even more special it started to rain! No wait! Downpour! (Sarcasm Overload! Sarcasm Overload!)
"...perfect..." was all she could say to tell how her day was starting off.
-.-
When she made it to skool she walked over to the playground. Some kids were playing dodge ball, others hanging onto the slippery monkey bar, and the others she didn't bother to look over at. She sat down on a swing. Her head tilted low as she started to remember some memories of when she first made Ris. It took her a really long time and when finally done the Tallest were furious.
-Flash Back-
"Ris? Ris! I'm back!" She yelled into her room. She had just come back from training. The only friend she had was her small robot companion which made everyday a little bit more bearable.
For now they were visiting Irk on a large building. Wars were always planned here, she never knew their next destination since the details were "Top Secret". More like a load of garbage to her.
"Ris? Ris? Where are you?" She said looking around her room a bit. She hid Ris so that the Tallest didn't find her. Well Sir Units don't have genders but she like giving Ris one since she did look like a girl. But that was aside from the point. The Tallest seemed to be a little to protective of her and didn't want the fact that the Ultimate Weapon was real to get out. Not that she knew she was the Ultimate Weapon then, but soon she was.
"Uh Ohh." She quickly ran about the building. She was hoping that the Tallest hadn't found her. Who knows what they would do with Ris.
She ran up on the highest floor of the building. That's where the Tallest were most of the time since it was the place were the entire city could be seen. She looked at Tallest Red with Ris in his hand holding her by the top of her head. Purple was right next to him.
"Look I can explain!" She tried to reason with them...but first she needed a reason...
"No need. We know exactly what to do with this robot." He said walking over the window.
"We need to destroy its memory chip." Purple said following right behind. With a small toss Ris went straight out the window.
"Ris! No!" She said running after the robot jumping out the window herself. The Tallest not expecting her reaction had no time to think or react themselves.
"Master!AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" She was so close to Ris. Hearing her screams made her want to get closer. She reached out her hands, only a couple of inches away. She quickly grabbed her claw. The ground was coming in closer now. She held Ris close to her, with her back facing the ground. The robot still screaming although more likely she would survive than her. She shut her eyes tightly waiting for her end.
The impact was brutal. Falling over 90 floors isn't the coolest of things to do in your life. She had even created a giant crater which went at least 40 feet into the ground. She still had Ris in her arms who tried wiggly out of her choking grasp.
"Master? Master, are you ok?" Ris said hoping somehow she had survived.
"Oww...that hurt...a lot." She managed to say. She got up with Ris still in her arms but immediately laid back down when a surge of pain shot right through her left foot.
"Masters Alive! Masters Alive!" Ris said hugging her.
"Ris. Go get help or something. I think I broke my foot." She said wincing at the pain which kept coming over and over again.
-End Flash Back-
Yup that was the day she broke her foot, saved Ris, and learned that the reason she survived was because she was the ultimate machine. And the Tallest also let her keep Ris to help her at the first couple of missions she was going to be given.
"Zun? Are you dead?" She shook her head waking up from her daze and looked at Dib who was standing in front of her waving his hand in her face.
"Huh? Oh no I'm fine." She said quickly trying not to look stupid...er.
"You do know I've been standing here for the past 10 minutes trying to wake you up."
"Ohh I'm sorry! Just lost in thought today." She said through a fake smile.
"Ok 'cause class is about to start soon."
Her eyes widened as she quickly got to her feet and started to run. When inside she slipped a couple of times but managed to get back up quickly by saving herself with her hand. She managed to make it in class in time but soaking wet. She took her seat leaving large puddles where ever she went.
"Today Class were going to learn about how Coke explodes upon itself when you put Mentos in it." Ms. Bitters hissed. Zim shot his hand up immediately.
"Yes Zim?" Ms. Bitters said giving him the right to talk
"Does this Coke have any nuclear weapons of mass destruction? And do these Mentos help in it's conquer for world domination?" he asked putting his hand down.
"No." She said plainly. Zun shook her head in his stupidity. He knew nothing did he?
-.-
"It's time for recess. Now get out!" Ms. Bitters yelled at the class.
"Ms. Bitters! Should we really be going outside with metal playground equipment in a storm this bad?" Zun question her. All she got for a reply though was an "Ehh" of uncaringness. The rest of the class though had already gone outside with the exception of Zim since his glue coating wasn't strong enough for a storm this bad.
Zim jumped in front of the door though before she could go outside of the class room.
"Look, I know we were foolish yesterday for having that meaningless fight." Zim started off.
Is he actually apologizing? She thought surprised.
"And so I except you apologize from deep down in my squeedly spooch!" He said with a smile, holding out his hand in a peace treaty. She pushed him to the side out of her way stomping down the hall and outside.
"That jerk! He should be apologizing to me! Ohh sometime I just wanna...ERR!" She kicked her way back over to the swing. She looked upwards watching as the rain came down. She blinked too much to get a full mental picture of it all and it kept changing o she couldn't figure out what it exactly looked like.
"You know what one day I'm just going to be pushed off the edge! I can't stand how hectic my life is!" She said to Dib who had gotten on the other swing next to her.
"Tell me about it. Everyday people ignore me, throw things at my head, push me around...duck!" He said getting down. Zun look to her right to see what he was talking about. She only saw a giant rock flying at her head. Not much time to react so WHAM! She got the full impact of it and was sent flying.
A group of kids gathered around her. Whispering things like "Is she dead?" "Willy is going to get in so much trouble!" "What a loser!" . She got up. Her eyes glowing and she stumbled away from the other children. She held her head trying to figure out what was wrong with her...she didn't feel right for some reason. Like as though something inside her had changed.
She sat up against the tree still holding her head. She felt like puking to try and get better.
"Zun? Are you okay?" She looked up only to see a blur. She recognized the voice to be Dib though.
"Is anyone around still?" She asked rubbing her eyes.
"No. Not that I can see why?"
"I think there's something wrong with me. I can't see and I feel really weird." She took out her contacts and looked around. She still could only see blurs. Pain this time surging through her right arm. She clenched onto it tightly only to feel it being replaced with a metallic gun longer than her own body. She could loose control now...She couldn't loose control! Not here! Not now! She shut her eyes tightly trying to fight back.
"Zun! Zun! What's wrong with you? ZUN! Can you hear me?" He started to shake her trying to figure out what was wrong. Her eyes shot open, they glowed intensely sending a chill up his spine. He let go of her and stumbled a little ways back as she got up. He watched her eyes scan along the playground. The storm grew more violent as the wind whipped and thrashed about threatening to blow them away.
"Zun?" Dib whispered still staring. Her head shot over to him, glaring she lifted her right arm (which was now the giant gun) with ease pointing it right at him. She pointed the gun upwards holding back onto her head from the Irken trying to fight back the Machine. The gun shot of tons of bullets and a few missiles into different buildings across the street, some even across the town.
She looked back down at him. Her eyes now back to normal. Her gun clanked against the ground as it fell. Tears streamed down her face as she looked at the dib who was on the ground, eyes shut as he covered his face with his arms in fear. Her gaze next went to the buildings and the shouts as the humans called out the names of their loved ones.
"What have I done?"
She shot off away in a pink blur with her wings which instead of being metallic looked like ice, not caring who saw as she made her way out of town and towards the one place she could try and escape from it all...
The tree...
-.-
She leaned back against the pink tree. Her right arm gun thing was lying next to her. She held her knees close to her with her right hand and she cried silently to herself wishing to disappear.
"I'm not okay!" She screamed up towards the sky. She stood now. Taking her right arm she swung it against the ground slicing a scar into the Earth's surface in frustration. "I'm not okay! You hear me! I'M! NOT! OKAY! You wear me out!" She swung her arm furiously slicing deeper in the ground until she spotted a huge rock near her and smashed it into pieces.
"You promised me." She looked over to see a cloaked figure approaching her. She didn't bother to protect herself though...she didn't deserve to be forgiven.
"I...I didn't have control." She said staring as he came closer and she could make out Dib standing there through the thick rain.
"You always have control...you chose to loose it though."
"I don't have control! I don't have control on how I live or how you live!"
"Machines don't live." He shot coldly at her.
Those...words...so cruel...yet...so...true...How can three simple words hurt so badly?
She collapsed on her knees in the mud which now had written Irken symbols on it in which she embedded in it like scars. There were 9 characters in all written on the ground.
The translation?
I'm Not Okay
"Dib I...I..."
"Zun I suggest you get away from this planet and go back to where ever you came from. You broke your promise and killed these innocent people. You're not welcome here anymore."
"You're...You're right." She said in between sobs. "But if I go back I won't fulfill my dream. Back with the Tallest I will truly be controlled. I have no will against them. I can't stop them! I'm not okay! Do you hear me! I'm not okay!" She shouted swinging her right arm furiously clenching onto her head with her left arm.
"Yes you are okay!" he said coming a little bit closer.
"No I'm not! Look at me!" She said gesturing with her right arms gun. "This is not normal for an Irken girl! I'm only 50 years old and my life is already chaos! I'm not normal! This is not me! This is a machine! I'M a machine!" She fell back against the trees hard surface as more tears ran down her face.
Dib ran up to her. He wished what he had said to her never came out of his mouth. He tried to silently comfort her by putting his hand on her shoulder. He made sure to stay a little distance between her sharp, icy blades for wings.
"Why were you chosen? Why were you born like this?"
"It was 50 years ago. This idiot who had stolen a Frontline Battlemech went on a rampage during Impending Doom 1. That moron ended up destroying all of the Birthing Facilities which also destroyed all of the smeets that were in there as well. My tube though was found in the rubble afterwards and immediately they gave me to the Tallest to do with. They could have chosen any other smeet if that moron hadn't come along and destroyed Irk. I wouldn't have even become the Ultimate Machine if he didn't destroy Irk."
"Why?" Dib asked intrigued at the information he was receiving yet still saddened by what she went through.
"Well once it was destroyed almost completely we became weakened. When the tallest saw that one smeet had survived they decided on creating this Ultimate Machine which could never become defeated and destroy others instead who threatened Irk. Multiple surgeries were performed on me and thus the "Ultimate Machine" was created."
"That's horrible." Was all Dib could think of saying.
"D-Dib?" She said trying to hold back the tears.
"Huh?"
"I-I wa-want you to do me a f-favor." She said choking on her tears which she wiped away with her glove.
"Sure. What is it?"
"I-I want you t-to...kill me." She said with her eyes pleading out to him.
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I AM DONE! I added a lot more than the first time I made this and then stupidly deleted it so be thankful for my stupidity...what? That didn't make sense...so stupidity is a good thing? Ehh who cares! Well tonight it's a night for me to try teaching the younger kids Karate! I'm not sick anymore! YIPPIE!OMG the word YIPPIE has the word PIE in it! THAT'S AMAZING! Well I can't wait to corrupt the younger ones with my wisdom! Just kidding!
Gackt Signing Off!