OK! Gena-chan here. I don't own Full Metal Alchemist OR any of it characters. OR The song in this Fan Fic Don't Say You Love Me! M2M own that song.


"What the hell is happening here?" Colonel Roy Mustang asked as people were putting up flowers and hearts. Second Lieutenant Jean Havoc smiled. CRASH! First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye was caring plates of chocolate and dropped them.

"Colonel Mustang… Why are you here?" she looked at him.

"I work here." He said. About to pull out if gloves.

"Oh yeah" Master Sergeant Fuery hide some cooking books behind him.

"Mustang, can… can we talk in your office?" Riza got up and Roy saw an apron on her. She looked at the apron and took it off fast. They walk into the office.

"What is going on, Hawkeye?" Roy asked and she dropped a teacup.

"I am sorry. I am not my self today." she cut herself on a piece of the teacup "Ow!" she flinched. Roy got up and walked to her

"Sit." he pointed to the closest seat to the desk. She obeyed. "What is wrong with you, Hawkeye? What is going on?"

Hawkeye started to thinking and came up with a lie fast "I am trying to be more lady like! They are celebrating that I am trying to." She looked away I can't tell him the truth yet… Is this Mutiny?

"That a lie and you know it!" He shouted.

'I have to stall him for 15 minutes' She looked at him.

'"Do anything such stall him." Armstrong said that.'

"Roy, What is wrong with you?" she asked. He looked dumbfounded. "You don't look well. I will get some coffee." She was about to walk out until Roy grabbed her hand tight.

"For Gawd, stop lying!" He growled.

"Let go!" She shouted.

"Not until you tell me, Hawkeye!" he shouted back.

Outside of the Office

"What the hell?" Edward walked to the door. Alphonse was helping Fuery put up stuff.

"Don't go in…" Havoc pulled Ed away.

"Why?" Ed asked.

"Hawkeye is stalling him until 15 minutes are up!" Major Alex Louis Armstrong said with a laugh.

"Poor Hawkeye…" Al said in a sad tone.

Inside the Office

"I thought that a State Alchemists don't believe in Gawd!" Hawkeye smacked Mustang. "Roy, stop. Calm down. Lets talk." Blood covered her fingers.

"I am sorry. Your fingers." He said and sat at the desk.

"I have been though worse!" Riza sighed and sat down. She looked at the clock. The fifteen minutes are up! She looked out of the door and nodded. "Roy, I will have to cover your eyes!" She turned him around and opened the door. She covered them, then turned him around, and they both begin to walk slowly. They walked out of the office and she took her hands off of him.

"TODAY WAS THE DAY YOU BECAME A ALCHEMIST!" Fuery shouted.

"THREE YEARS AGO YOU DID!" Second Lieutenant Heymans Breda yelled.

"SO WE DECIDED TO THROW THIS PARTY!" Havoc shouted louder.

"OK! Who want to dance with Roy?" Armstrong asked.

Ed was covered in sweat droplets "Not me…"

"Hawkeye, you want to dress up?" Sciesza asked next to Ed. Second Lieutenant Maria Ross was there too.

Hawkeye looked at them in confusion. "You said stalling him, cooking, and allowing Winry and Rose in. But no dancing!" Rose and Winry walked to her.

"Nope!" Winry smiled.

"You too, Mustang?" Warrant Office Falman asked too.

"Don't worry we made up your minds!" Armstrong said and he grabbed Roy and pulled him away to the men room. Ed followed sighing.

"Come on Riza!" Sciesza pushed her to the ladies room. Maria sighed while following them.

Lady's Room

"I am not getting into that!" Riza sheered while Sciesza and Maria looked at it. "It is a Pervert's dream!" Hawkeye shouted real loud. It was a mini tight white dress and white high heels.

"Well… Mustang is a Pervert!" Sciesza laughed.

Men's Room

"You are a true Prev!" Ed sighed. "Picking a dress like that."

"What?" Roy asked as he put on a white shirt.

"Don't tell him…" Armstrong said to Ed "Lets it be a surprise!" he laughed and handed Roy his pants.

Lady's Room

Sciesza sighed, "It looks beautiful on you! I bet Mustang will get a nosebleed." She murmured. Riza was very uncomfortable wearing it. "Now make-up!" Sciesza laughed.

"No…" She said.

"Pin her, Maria!" Maria grabbed Riza's arms and put her in a seat. "Sorry, Hawkeye!"

Men's Room

Ed started humming while Roy was getting his hair brushed by Armstrong. He looked at Roy brushed hair and snickered. "Why me, Armstrong? Roy asked.

"Well… Edward, you tell him." Armstrong said while shaving Roy.

"Okay. Everybody knows you love Hawkeye. So we decided to throw a party on the day you became a State Alchemist so you can tell her!" Ed said in one breath.

"Ok we are done!" Armstrong shouted and walked out of the bathroom.

Out of the Men's Room

Ed waited for Mustang to leave. Roy murmured a curse word and he walked out. Ed walked out after him. "Where is Hawkeye?" Armstrong said.

"Still in there…" Rose sat on a seat.

Winry smiled at Ed and Ed looked back at her. She walked to him and grabbed his hand "Hawkeye wanted to come out when the Music started…"

Verse 1: Got introduced to you my friend You were cute and all that, baby you set the trend Yes you did oh The next thing I know were down at the cinema We're sitting there, you said you loved me What's that about?

Winry and Ed started to dance. Maria and Sciesza walked out "She is coming out…" Maria whisper to Roy and walked away from him


Verse 2: You're moving too fast, I don't understand you I'm not ready yet, baby I can't pretend No I can't The best I can do is tell you to talk to me It's possible, eventual Love will find a way Love will find a way...

Hawkeye walked out in a white long dress covered in diamonds, her hair down, pink lipstick, white high heels with diamonds, and a white pearl necklace. Everyone looked at her in shock while Roy started to blush.

Chorus: Don't say you love me You don't even know me If you really want me Then give me some time Don't go there baby Not before I'm ready Don't say your heart's in a hurry It's not like we're gonna get married Give me, give me some time

Rose started pushing Riza to Roy "Don't worry…"

Armstrong pushed Roy "Go on!"

Roy whisper while blushing and looking away "Hey..."

Verse 3: Here's how I play, here's where you stand Here's what to prove to get any further than where it's been I'll make it clear, not gonna tell you twice Take it slow, you keep pushing me You're pushing me away Pushing me away...

Riza looked away too. Winry anger marks pushed Riza to Roy.

Chorus Bridge: oooo, na, na, na, na, na, na, na na, na, na, na, na, na oooo, na, na, na, na, na, na, na na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Riza fell and Roy caught her. Jean murmured to Roy "Dance you moron!" Roy heard Jean and started to panic. He let go of Hawkeye and she fell onto the floor.

Don't say you love me You don't even know me baby... Baby don't say love me, baby Give me some time... (Repeats till fade)

"I'm sorry!" Roy said and holds out his hand. She looked at everyone and ran out.

"Mustang… That was smooth." Falman said while Breda sat down.


OK I want Reviews OR Flames! But not like saying you will kill me! I had on of thoughs. I'm about report that person.

Skit

Roy: Gena-chan! Don't treat me like a Prevert!

Me: My fanfic! Anyway remember the Skirts!