Title: Questionable Sanity

Author: Mel

Summary: Read the other chapters.

Disclaimer: I only own the OCs.

Notes: Feed back is welcomed and encouraged! Just a reminder!

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Chapter Sixteen

Previously: "So. I like you. I like your spark. You could keep me on my toes. And ya sure as hell ain't as uptight as ya seem."

"Well thanks I guess? Fine I like you too and if you would ask nicely I might date you!"

Randy was trying very hard not to laugh. Krista was still looking smug and well John and Keeley looked deadly.

"Fine. Will you date me?"

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The other couple or friends or whatever that were in the room were watching the scene before them with rapt attention. To Krista this was way better than paying 7.50 to see a movie; she had all the drama, comedy, action, etc that she could handle right in front of her.

Randy found it really funny that his best friend claimed to be such an expert on women and yet he was acting like a petulant child when it came to this one woman. Randy guessed he could see where John was coming from. Randy was just as confused by the young woman's little sister Krista. First she kissed him then was like I want to be friends. What woman in her right mind did that to him? He was the legendary lady killer, damn it!

Krista looked from the two who were in a standoff in front of them by the door to the Legend Killer who was sitting on the arm of the couch beside her. They shared a look then Randy spoke.

"You know I have a question for you."

"Okay. Shoot."

"Why is it that you kissed me, then you told me you want to be friends?"

"Well, umm, ah…"

Krista grew quiet for a moment and stopped to think.

Randy continued to stare at the young woman waiting for her explanation.

"Well umm. Gosh. It's that you have a reputation for being a heart breaker and a lady's man. And okay that is not necessarily bad or to say that you will say break my heart, but it is a form of protection. I don't want to get hurt. I mean I am a big girl, but I just met you and well for some reason I guess Keeley has finally rubbed off on me and I feel the need to be cautious. Can you understand that?"

Randy takes in all Krista says. He then nods his head.

"Does this mean I can't kiss you though? Cause you know I kiss all my close female friends."

Randy suddenly wanted to slap his forehead.

Krista raised an eyebrow.

"Oh really?"

"Umm ahh…that wasn't supposed to come out like that. You see.."

"Yes?"

"Umm ahh okay I like you and well that makes me say stuff that comes out sounding really stupid, like my last comment for example. Let me rephrase, does us being 'just friends' mean I can't say umm give you a kiss on occasion?"

Krista smirked she really was enjoying making this guy squirm just to see what lengths he would go to.

"Umm hmm let me think. I guess."

Randy smiles.

"Okay then. That's settled."

"Well yes, I guess it is."

They both nod.

"Okay then, since we are friends what do you say I umm take you out for say dinner and maybe some dancing so I can get to know my newest friend better?"

Krista thinks it over for a minute, and then looks down at what she is wearing, a pair of jeans and a blue long sleeve shirt.

"Is this okay?"

"Yes you look gorgeous. Hell you could go naked and I sure as hell wouldn't mind one bit."

"I'm sure you wouldn't. But the thing is what are we going to do with these two blockheads?"

Krista gestured towards the pair still staring at one another.

"Are you two gonna stare at each other all night or are you going to answer the man's damn question Keeley?" Krista said to her sister causing the young woman to look over at her.

"Well I was thinking about it. I mean what are the advantages of dating an egotistical rapper thug wannabe who will have plenty of chances to say stray and not be faithful and will most likely find some other flavor of the month in the next town?"

John opened his mouth to speak but was beaten by the Legend Killer.

"Damn woman, I think he has proven he freaking likes you and will not have roaming eyes. I mean damn what more does the man have to do for you? He told off Coach, the guy on the phone and from what I can gather Hunter! What more does he have to do? Castrate himself and give you his balls?"

Krista raised an eyebrow, Randy had a point.

"No. I just don't want to get hurt!"

"Well babe if ya are so afraid of gettin' hurt the why the hell do ya leave your house? I mean damn woman. You could die goin' to work! I don't think datin' me would kill ya unless you die of pleasure! Or I kill ya because you are so damn difficult!"

"Fine! I am scared. Big Freaking Deal! Fine, Cena you want to date me? You want to put up with me? Then fine I will date you!"

Both John and Randy have smiles, their double teaming tactics always worked.

Krista decided to burst their bubble a little though.

"Oh good. I can't wait until you see her with PMS John! You may be rethinking dating her, but you know what you so got yourself into this. Whatever. You know what Randy I don't think we need details of what happened when we locked them in here. I think this is enough of a show. So you know what, since Randy here has asked me out…and well I took him up on his offer I think us, Randy and me, should leave you two alone and let you do whatever. Keeley I'll just take your car and make sure it gets home safely. I think you should get to be dependent on this one (she said pointing at John) and well have fun!"

Krista said as she made her way to the door and quickly exited. She wanted to get out of the room before her sister figured out just what kind of predicament Krista had put her into.

Randy was still in the room. He looked at his best friend and at the kind of dazed Keeley.

"You know man, Krista has a point. I have plans with her. So you know the game of Raw vs. Smackdown we were going to play, umm, I'll take a rain check. Umm Keeley it was a pleasure meeting you. I will make sure Krista gets your car home in one piece. One bit of advice when John says do you want to see if we can make it somewhere in like ten minutes, say no!"

John glared at his best friend, but Randy exited before John could say anything.

Randy emerged to see Krista leaning against the wall.

"What took you so long?"

"Nothing just saying bye and giving some advice. So what do you want to do?"

"I don't know but why don't we decide on the way there?"

"Sounds good to me, lead the way."

Randy allowed Krista to walk ahead of him as they made their way to the exit and to Keeley's car.

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John and Keeley were left alone in the locker room once again. It was then that Keeley realized Cena was still sweaty from his match.

"Umm so I am your girlfriend I guess. That is interesting. You know we don't really umm know that much about each other."

"So?"

"So? I think knowing something about a person is kind of important to dating them."

John made his way over to Keeley, the space between the two disappearing quickly.

"Oh really? I don't think ya have to know that stuff right off. I think the learnin' is the fun part. All I need to know to date ya is that when I am near ya, everythin' else disappears and the space between us…evaporates. Ya see I can see ya breathe catchin' and I know by instinct that ya pulse is increasin'. And if ya know me well enough by know, ya know the same thing is happenin' to me."

John continued to close the distance between them, leaning down to plant a kiss on Keeley's lips. He pulled back and smirked.

"Fine maybe you have a point. But I think we should get to know each other so…go take a shower and get changed. We can umm go to my house and have dinner."

John smirked once more, backing away from Keeley a little. He saluted.

"Yes ma'am. But damn woman, ain't even datin' ten minutes and ya already bossin' me around!"

He took off for the shower before she could do anything in response.

Keeley just groaned and said "men" before sitting down and waiting for John to emerge from his shower.