Title: Questionable Sanity

Author: Mel

Disclaimer: I only own the OCs and the plot line.

Notes: Does anyone want a sequel or an epilogue? And if you do what are your ideas or wants for it. The lyrics to the song Keeley sings to herself are from Seal's Crazy.

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Chapter Eighteen

Previously: "Querida, it appears that she and studly here are on a date. I think you and I should stay and chaperone! Don't want them getting it on like John and Keeley. They need supervision and well if they do get it on, I have my camera with me!"

Randy raised an eyebrow. This was certainly turning into an interesting night.

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Keeley sat on the couch waiting for John to emerge from his shower so they could leave. And well she couldn't help but let her mind wonder. Currently she was singing Seal's "Crazy" to herself.

"But we're never gonna survive unless...

We get a little crazy.

No we're never gonna survive unless...

We are a little...

Crazy..."

Keeley jumped at the sound of a voice.

"Takin' to singin' to ya self I see. Hmm…and if I am correct…Seal? Dang woman we really gotta work on ya musical choices if ya gonna continue bein' my girl."

Keeley looked at the Jersey clad John Cena. He had wet hair but it was covered with a Word Life ball cap. He looked like lust personified.

"And what is wrong with my music choice? Just because I am singing a song it doesn't mean that you have to work on my musical choice. Just because I wasn't singing one of say your songs doesn't mean anything."

"Geez woman can't you take a joke? Damn."

Keeley rolled her eyes as she moved to a standing position.

"So are you finally ready to leave?"

"No I ain't."

"Why?"

"Cause I need t' do somethin'."

"And that is?"

"This."

He leaned forward pulling Keeley to him and hushing her with a very through kiss.

"Okay, can we go now?"

John rolled his eyes.

"Yes woman we can go now."

"Good."

Keeley moved towards the door and waited on John to pick up his bag and his belt.

"Ya wanna carry my belt?"

"Umm not so much thanks."

"Fine. You jus' turned down somethin' no other woman would turn down."

"So I think you should have figured out by now I am not an ordinary woman."

"True…"

John's words were lost as he suddenly grew quiet and froze.

Keeley turned when she didn't feel John's presence behind her.

"What?"

John didn't speak he just pointed. Keeley's eyes followed his figure. She looked down and saw a rather large spider scurrying across the floor in the WWE Champion's direction.

"So…step on it and kill it."

John shook his head, still unable to speak.

"What you don't believe in cruelty to insects?"

John shook his head indicating that wasn't what was wrong.

"Well what? Wait, are you afraid of spiders?"

John gave Keeley a pointed look that told her to not enough think of laughing, but it didn't keep her from smiling.

"Oh that is soo cute. It is okay to be afraid of spiders. Here I'll kill it for you sweetheart!" She said mockingly.

She stepped forward crushing the spider underneath her shoe.

"See no biggie, it's dead. Now can we go?"

John rolled his eyes.

"I should break up with ya for makin' fun of me."

"Oh really? Fine I dare you!"

"Nah. I think I'll at least get some outta ya first, and then maybe drop ya."

"Ouch!" He said as he was hit by Keeley.

"What woman? I was kidding jeez. I am a joker; I am what I am, and babe thus far ya seem to enjoy it, so get over it!"

They continued bickering as they made their way out of the arena and to John's rental car of a Red 2005 Mustang.

-X-X-

"OH My Dear Lord thank you so much for getting me home in one piece! I am so going to church on Sunday!" came the voice of Keeley as she practically ran from the car.

"What?"

"I am never ever voluntarily riding in a car being driven by you again! I am surprised I am not a spot on the damn asphalt right now."

"What? There ain't nothing wrong wit' my driving! So what I like t' use the power of the car! Big deal!"

Keeley stared at John as if he had grown a third eye before she turned and walked towards her house, getting her keys out of her purse as she went.

"And I like living. So never again, Cena, never again."

"By the end of th' night, babe, you'll be beggin' me for it!"

"Sure. And right now I just want food. So shut up so I can unlock the door!"

John grew quiet and came to stand behind Keeley as she finally unlocked the door and they entered.

The door entered into a kitchen that looked as if you could eat off the floor.

"Damn woman don't'cha believe in cleaning?" Cena said sarcastically.

"No. Actually I haven't cleaned up in a few days. I have been a little busy."

"Sure. Well it's cleaner than my house."

"I am sure. Make yourself comfortable, I am going to go upstairs and change. Behave while I am gone."

John stared after Keeley as she left sticking out his tongue.

He walked down the connecting hallway she had gone through and found himself in a den. He looked from the comfortable sofa and chairs to the fire place to the entertainment center. He walked over to it and found several shelves of DVDs and even dare it be…video games? The more John was finding out about his now declared girlfriend the more he knew he was in trouble. This was the kind of girl he could marry.

"And where the hell did that thought come from?" He said out loud.

He shook his head and continued to look for a few minutes in the hopes of distracting himself. After what felt like an eternity he moved from the toys for boys section as many women seemed to believe media stuff to be.

"Man what the hell is takin' her so long?"

He said out loud yet again. Hmm…a naughty thought popped into his head. He quickly exited the den and found the stairs. He climbed them two at a time and followed his ears to the room that was Keeley's.

He pushed through the half open door.

Keeley had turned around when she heard John enter the room. She was stripped down to her bra and a pair of pajama bottoms and standing her bed.

"Ya know I was downstairs and thought to myself…why am I down here when Keeley is upstairs? So I decided to take action and come find ya. So this is your room…hmm..."

John pushed the door shut behind him and walked closer and closer to the young woman with every word he said.

He stopped right in front of her taking her pajama top from her hands and throwing it to the floor somewhere behind him.

"I don' think ya will need that."

He then leaned down and kissed Keeley.

"Now what do ya say we finish what we started earlier?"