Title: Questionable Sanity

Author: Mel

Disclaimer: I don't own shit, except the OCs.

Notes: So the rating was upped for those of you who don't know.

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Chapter Twenty

Previously: They left the room, holding hands and made their way downstairs. They were almost to the kitchen when they suddenly heard the door open.

"No Rey…Taylor stop it!'

They shared a look then looked towards the door to see Krista, Randy, Taylor and Rey make their way into the house knowing that any plans they had had just gone to hell.

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"What in the hell are y'all doing here?"

Came the annoyed voice of Keeley as she saw the quintet making their way into her house.

"Krista don't you have your own place and Taylor has free reign of dad's five bedroom house. And your sidekicks don't they have oh I don't know hotel rooms?"

Krista looked up to see John and Keeley standing in the hallway as she entered the house pulling Taylor by the arm.

"Oh, umm, hey, I didn't think you would be hom—"

She stopped as she noticed the state of dress or more correctly undress of the pair.

"Umm, were we umm ah interrupting something?"

Before either could answer Randy came bursting through the door dragging a very drunk Mexican luchador who was trying to get loose from Randy, to do what no one really knew.

"Man, Ese, let me go! I swear I just want to finish what Jim Bob told me to do then I'll go to bed! I swear!"

"Yeah umm how bout hell no! I do not want you giving me a damn lap dance man!"

John and Keeley shared a look, as wrapped an arm around her pulling her back to lean against him. They were sure there was a story connected to the words, but did they really want to know it?

Randy looked up as he shut the door behind Rey and then tried avoid the short wrestler.

"Oh hey guys…umm we didn't think…oh umm shit. We interrupted something. I thought you said they weren't going to be here?"

Randy looked at Keeley with a raised brow then to the WWE Champion, who was giving him a stare that definitely told the Legend Killer he was going to get his ass kicked later.

"Yeah man ya did interrupt som'thing. But whateva. Why the hell are y'all here?"

"Well you see what happened.." Randy began at the same time Krista did.

They shared a look both not overly anxious to speak first.

Finally Krista spoke up.

"Well what had happened was…umm we went out to eat and ran into frick and frack both getting very drunk and well we have spent most of the night babysitting them. And then they started talking about seeing a blue fairy.."

"Hey it's a teal fairy and his name is Roderigo Spencer O'Hare the third, but we can call him JIM BOB!"

"Yeah umm what she said."

Keeley didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

"Continue your explanation before I throw all your asses out of MY house."

Krista rolled her eyes.

"Whatever Mom. Don't even try to use the damn "teacher voice" on me. Now like I said they starting talking a bout a teal fairy that told them to do stuff, then Taylor started talking about having her cherry or cork popped and well I can't take Taylor home, dad would kill her and my roommate is at home and the hotel was just not an option so we came here. I am sorry."

Keeley took a deep breathe.

"Fine. You all can stay but if they start to vomit and mess up anything I will personally castrate your boy toy and the luchador and dye Taylor's hair green and cut all of yours off. Now get them to the couch and I'll get them some water."

Randy and Krista shared a look of relief as they began to pull the pair towards the couch, both seemingly docile and going along with being lead for the time being anyway.

Keeley just shrugged her shoulders and sighed before pulling away from John and turning to go into the kitchen. John stood for a minute and didn't know if he should follow or go "supervise."

He opted for supervision as he made his way over to the foursome at the couch.

Taylor was now sitting back on the couch stroking a pillow telling it that it was "a pretty kitty." Rey was looking at Randy and trying to convince him that all he had to do was sit down and take it like a man it would be over in a few minutes. Randy just shook his head no and moved to sit in one of the matching chairs.

Krista stared at the young champion.

"What wanted to come see exactly how drunk they are? Or do you want to see if you can get them to pass out so you can continue you're fun?"

The West Newbury native raised an eyebrow at the young woman's tone.

"What ya jealous ya sister got some and you clearly ain't?"

"No!"

John didn't believe her.

"Sure whatever ya say. So Randy Rey wants t' give you a lap dance? When did you two start datin'?"

Randy rolled his eyes and threw a throw pillow at his friend which was easily caught causing the young man's smirk to grow.

"We aren't dating you immature ass and I like girls thanks very much!"

"Sure ya do. Keep tellin' ya self that, maybe one day it'll be true."

Randy was just about to rise from the chair when he was suddenly stopped.

"What the fuck! Rey get the hell off of me!"

"Sorry, amigo, but I can't I told ya I have to do what the teal fairy wants me to. So take it like a man you prissy bitch!"

In the time Randy had been distracted by John, Rey had made his way from the couch to well Randy's lap. The short luchador was now occupying Randy's lap, causing the WWE Champion and Krista to have fits of laughter. Taylor was still rubbing her "kitty." And Randy had his eyes closed in an effort to try and forget who was on his lap.

"What the hell is going on in here?"

Keeley yelled as she made her way into the room carrying a tray of slices of bread and two large glasses of water as well as a pitcher of water.

"Well it seems Rey here couldn' resist the charms of the Legend Killer and well they are gonna announce the engagement any day now."

"We are not getting engaged you asshole. I want him to get the hell off of me, especially now so I can kick your ass. Someone help me!"

The protests of Randy had everyone even more in hysterics.

Keeley put the tray down and tired to hide her smile at the legend killer's predicament. As far as she was concerned served him right for invading her house.

Keeley was just standing up again when she was suddenly knocked to the ground.

"Sissy! I love you! Thank you so much for my birthday present. But I have a question!"

Came the very excited voice of Taylor from her position on top of Keeley, who had landed harshly on the floor hitting her head and causing her to say 'damn it."

She brought a hand up to rub at the back of her head and looked up to her sister.

"What Taylor? You know what why don't you get the hell off of me?"

Randy looked down at the pair, Rey still perched on his lap, and stuck his tongue out at the young woman.

"Sissy, I love you! But can I use your room and can I have a condom, after Rey gives Randy his lap dance he is supposed to play pop the cork with me!"

"What? Hell no! The only one having sex in my bed tonight is me! And Taylor I think you need to go to bed alone!"

"Hey ya mean ya don' need me? Ya gonna finish havin' sex with yourself? Hmm..can I video tape it?"

"Someone smack Cena right now, cause I can't. I mean we are…damn it…I am just going to shut up now. Could someone please get Taylor the hell off me?"

"I'll do it!"

Rey Mysterio had apparently grown tired of giving the Legend Killer a "lap dance." He appeared wobbly behind Taylor and bent over to try and pull her up.

Keeley looked at the others.

"What no sober person wants to help me?"

All three shared a look, they supposed they should help, but it was just so much more fun to watch Rey do it. And well Randy had no desire to help the young woman after she had laughed at him.

"No?"

"Well if a certain someone wants to ever have sex again he will help!"

Randy looked up at Cena, "Man I think your girl is threatening you."

"Nah. She jus' says that. She knows deep down she couldn't make it wit' out me."

Randy rolled his eyes as he watched Cena go to push Rey out of the way, pull Taylor up and sit her down on the couch and then pull Keeley up off the floor, checking the back of her head to make sure she was okay.

"I'm sorry babe but it really was funny."

Keeley gave him a death glare as she turned to look at the pair on the couch, who had curled up together and fallen asleep.

"Well I would say they need to be woken up and drink some water, but they both deserve the hangovers. As for you two…" she said turning around to face the other three.

Krista had taken up the vacated spot on Randy's lap. John was still behind Keeley.

"You two get to continue babysitting. I am going back upstairs. If I so much as hear a freaking peep out of any of you, y'all can go sleep on the damn curb. Now good night!"

She turned and made to go up the stairs stopping to turn around and stare.

"Man I think she's trying to tell you something."

Randy said nudging John.

"Oh yeah. Night y'all."

John took off after Keeley leaving the four alone in the living room.

"Man he is so whipped."

"I heard that!"

Came a yell from upstairs.

"Well it's the truth."

"Whatevra…at least I am havin' sex and sleepin' in a bed!"

Randy opened his mouth the reply but was cut off at the sound of a slamming door.

"Well this as certainly been a heck of a night."