Title: Questionable Sanity
Author: Mel
Rating: R or M for sexual content. You are warned.
Disclaimer: I only own the OCs.
Notes: Who wants Cena or Orton for Christmas?
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Chapter Twenty-One
Previously: "Whatevra…at least I am havin' sex and sleepin' in a bed!"
Randy opened his mouth the reply but was cut off at the sound of a slamming door.
"Well this as certainly been a heck of a night."
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John slammed the door shut after him, entering the bedroom to find Keeley back under the blankets feigning sleep. John smirked to himself. However to deal with this?
"OHMYGOD WHATTHEHELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" came the shrill screams of Keeley as John Cena stood above her holding a cup of water that was currently pouring onto Keeley.
"Good now that you're awake we can continue what we were doin' earlier."
Keeley sat up pulling the blankets up around her only to throw them off in disgust as they were soaked. She looked up at Cena with murder in her eyes.
"What the hell were you thinking? Now I have to change all the blankets. I should make you go back downstairs and join the other idiots."
She got up from the bed and made to move around Cena only to be stopped by him grabbing her waist and pulling her to him, chest to chest. Keeley tried to struggle only to have him smirk down at her.
"Why so jumpy? It's not like I say poured the whole cup on ya."
"No but you poured some on me that is enough. If you value your balls at all you will let me go right now Cena."
John appeared to think about it for a minute before he moved the cup to a position above her head.
"Don't even think about it!"
"I never do babe, never do."
Then suddenly Keeley was showered in cold water as he turned the cup upside down and poured it all over her, water splashing on to him.
He dropped the cup and brought his other hand around her waist as well.
"Great now that you're up…why don' we finish what we started?"
"We have already done that. I think you need to let me go right now Cena!"
"Nah. I think I'll keep ya for a while."
Keeley rolled her eyes and began to struggle in the WWE Champion's embrace.
"Let me go!"
"No. I have an idea…."
He then leaned down and captured Keeley's lips with his own, taking advantage of her distress by pushing his tongue into her mouth.
"Ouch…damn it woman, wha' did I do to deserve that?"
Cena said loosing his grip on Keeley's waist so he could bring a hand up to check his lip for blood.
"You poured cold water on me that is what you did to deserve that."
Keeley moved from John to her bathroom and the linen closet there, beginning to pull out clean, dry sheets.
She turned and made to exit the room, but found her way obstructed by the 6'1 wall that was John Cena.
"Excuse me…could you please get out of my way!"
John continued to stand there looking down at the young woman with a dangerous glint in his eye.
Keeley tried to push him out of the way with the hand; he didn't budge.
"Seriously John I am not kidding could you move please? I want to change the sheets on my bed so I can get some sleep."
John still didn't speak, but he did move, just not the way Keeley was hoping.
Cena moved forward causing Keeley to have to walk backwards to avoid falling.
"John what the hell?"
Cena continued to ignore her as he continued with his journey to wherever.
Finally Keeley felt something solid hit her back. She turned slightly to see that she had run into the door for her shower stall.
John's eyes stayed connected with Keeley's as he reached behind her with his right hand turning on the knob for hot water in the stall.
"John you're scaring me. Seriously I'm sorry for biting you. Okay? John?"
Cena then leaned down and captured Keeley's lips with his own, causing her to drop the bed linen as her hands found neck, pulling him in closer as his hands come to rest on either side of the young woman.
Keeley's lips opening, her tongue coming out to trace the outline of the blue eyed man's lips, then to push forward into his open mouth, his own tongue coming out to duel for dominance with hers, the pair kissing for several minutes before breaking apart. John's mouth blazing a path towards Keeley's ear, where he proceeded to nibble on the lobe causing the young woman to moan.
Keeley's took the chance to catch her breathe. Her hands moved down the Massachusetts native's back, making for the waist band of his boxers.
John continued to kiss and nibble at Keeley's ear lobe, but his hands moved all over the young woman's body, making for the hem of his jersey which she still wore. The two broke apart so items of clothing could be removed and thrown haphazardly around the bathroom.
They pair fused mouths once more, kissing the other breathless. They broke apart and finally seemed to remember that the shower water was running as they could feel the steam from it surrounding them.
John stepping in first pulling Keeley by the hand, he pushed the stall door closed and then pulled Keeley to him under the steady stream of hot water. They kissed for several minutes before John pulled Keeley up from the stall floor, her legs wrapping around his waist. John moved forward until Keeley's back gently connected with the shower wall. John putting one hand on Keeley's hip to hold her steady as he transferred some of her weight to the wall. His other hand finding her to see if she were ready. What he found made him smile against her lips.
Keeley's hands roamed all over his body, one coming to rest on him, finding him more than ready. The other coming to rest on the back of his neck, pulling him closer so they could continue kissing.
The pair continued for a few more minutes before John finally entered Keeley with a groan. The pair soon becoming lost in one another, never noticing when the water ran cold as they were generating enough heat of their own.
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"So well have you at least had fun tonight?"
"Yes. Although I really could have done with out the lap dance from Rey. I think I am going to need therapy for years. It was so traumatizing."
Krista smiled as she leaned back against the young Legend Killer, resting her head on his shoulder.
"Do you think we should move frick and frack? Or just leave them on the couch?"
Krista said not really looking at the pair, who was passed out together on the couch. Taylor was wrapped around her "kitty." Rey was sprawled on the opposite end, snoring rather loudly.
"Now do you really want to disturb the sleeping beauties? I mean think about it if we move 'em they are more than likely to awaken and still be talking about that damn fairy they saw. Do we really want to see what else Jim Bob could possibly make them do?"
Krista smiled, not that Randy could see it.
"Good point."
"The better question is what are John and Keeley doing upstairs. Man he is already so whipped and they just started dating."
"True but why are you so focused on whatever everybody else is doing? Why don't we figure out what we can do since we have to baby sit these two drunken idiots."
"Hmm that is a good question. We could play play station, I see your sister has it. We could watch movies or play hide the drunken peoples' clothing. You could tell me your life story. I could tell you how I lost my virginity. You could tell me if you like to…"
Randy shut up as Krista hit him.
"What did I say wrong?"
Krista rolled her eyes.
"You really are clueless. Fine earlier when I said I wanted to just be friends I lied! I like you. I am just not sure if you are ready for say the type of relationship I would want."
Randy's brow furrowed.
"What kind of relationship is that? You want to go out and have fun then talk about it, you want to have sex, and you want to be 'girlfriends'"?
"Oh my god! I understand how John felt earlier. I like you. I think you like me otherwise you would have gone running once you heard Taylor start talking about a teal colored fairy. So forget I said I just want to be friends. I want to date you!"
The pair on the couch moved a little at her rise in voice octave.
Randy made a 'shh' with his finger.
"Fine. Okay let me think. I like you; you like me; hmm, you have a very crazy family; I have crazy friends. I think we were a match made in lunatic heaven. So…only one more question…how are you at making out?"
Randy smiled when Krista looked serious then heard his question and almost hit him. He caught her hand though, bringing it to his lips.
"So does that mean you will have sex with me like I am sure John and Keeley are doing right now?"
"No. I am sorry I do not move that fast."
"Oh well. How do you feel about kissing me?"
"Sounds good."
Randy moved a hand up to the back of Krista's head, the other coming to rest on the side of her face as she leaned forward, her hands coming to rest at the back of his neck. Their lips connected in a sweet kiss, that steady grew heavier as the minutes ticked by. Pretty soon the pair lost all sense of time as they began to make out.
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A/N: This chapter is more sappy not really funny, but I am sure the steamy ness made up for it. Tell me what ya think! Mel