Title: Questionable Sanity

Author: Mel

Disclaimer: I own only the OCs.

Notes: Thanks to everyone who reviews and well those who read, just review and I'll thank you personally! Just kidding. Glad most people seem to be enjoying the story.

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Chapter Twenty Two

Previously on the OC…(just kidding): Rey and Taylor finally passed out; Randy and Krista finally made out; and John went swimming.

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Randy awoke the next morning feeling as though something heavy was leaning on his chest and he had an ache in his back, from what he assumed was the position in which he slept. But it wasn't that uncomfortable that he wouldn't be able to continue sleeping. He was unsure of what woke him up until he heard the noise again.

"I want to play it!
The game is called Mario Twins.

They look the same.

Well"

"What the fuck?"

He said opening his eyes, looking down seeing that Krista was still asleep in his arms.

He heard the noise again.

"Good gawd...they look so God damn like the same person.
I would say to them "You want ice cream cone?"
Both of them say yes.
How in the hell?

They are twins. That's why."

Randy looked up and saw that the stereo in the living room had been turned on to a god awful volume. How the hell anyone, especially Krista who was close to a speaker, could sleep through it was beyond him.

He heard a noise on his left side and turned to look; what he saw amazed him.

Rey was standing there, wide awake, watching as Taylor was spinning around and around in circles, singing along with the lyrics to the song.

Randy stared as Taylor began to spin faster to the odd sounding song.

"What the hell are you two doing?"

"Aww sleeping beauty is up!"

"We are singing and dancing, well actually Taylor is. I am supervising!"

"What the hell is she singing and dancing to?"

"It's called Mario Twins by Group X! It's my favorite song!"

"Why the hell do you have it blaring when there are people trying to sleeping?"

Krista, who had begun to move around as the conversation had progressed, said suddenly causing Randy to jump a little bit as he had been paying attention to frick and frack.

"I don't know. I wanted everybody to wake up?"

Rey said innocently.

"KRISTA YOU'RE AWAKE! YAY! MY WORLD IS COMPLETE!"

Taylor yelled at the top of her lungs as she had just noticed Krista rejoining the land of the awake. She walked over to the pair occupying the chair and reached down and pulled Krista up by her hand.

"Ouch. What the hell Taylor? Why don't you have a hangover?"

"I don't know I just have so much energy! I just want to dance and sing and play! You have to dance with me!"

Taylor grabbed a hold of Krista's other hand and began to spin around and around. Rey was beginning to dance circles around the pair and Randy just wanted to find a hard object and hit both drunkards over the head.

"Alright Taylor you need to let go of me right now!"

Krista yelled at her sister in an effort to make her stop. She decided to try a different approach and made herself dead weight in an effort to slow the bubbly young woman down. It didn't faze Taylor as she let go of Krista's hands and joined Rey in dancing circles around Krista as the song began to repeat.

"TURN UP THE VOLUME!"

"Okay, sure thing sexy mami!"

Randy got a frightened look on his face as he stood and began to make his way over to Rey who held the stereo remote.

"Rey don't even think of turning that volume up! I swear I will kill you!"

Rey easily moved away from the tall young man, ducking down to run between his legs, but miscalculating and causing Randy to fall forward, right on top of the annoyed Krista.

Taylor burst out laughing.

"Ha-ha…you can't even stand up right! Hah, Rey volume now!"

"Yes ma'am."

The volume on the song suddenly increased ten fold as Randy and Krista shared a look from the floor that said they wanted to kill the pair. Randy moved to get up from Krista, but was stopped by a yell from the stairs.

Randy looked up to see a very pissed off looking WWE Champion.

"What the hell are y'all doin'? Some people are tryin' to sleep!"

John finished making his way down the stairs. He was yet again in his boxers and sleep was still evident in the corners of his blue eyes.

"It's seven in the mornin'. Why the fuck don' they have hangovers?"

He said looking down at Randy and Krista, who were trying to get up from the floor, but pointing over to Rey and Taylor who were now acting out the song in what could possibly be called interpretative dance.

Randy could sympathize with how John felt.

"I have no idea man, but I am with you…I want to kill them both."

John looked at Randy as if to say then why the hell didn't you, then made his way over to the pair. He grabbed the stereo remote from the tattooed wrestler's hands, shutting off the annoying object then throwing the remote to Randy.

"Hide the damn thing man."

Randy nodded and left the interesting situation in search of a hiding place, Taylor made to follow him, only to be stopped by a firm grip from Krista on her wrist.

"I think not."

Taylor looked as if she wanted to cry, but stopped short of it from the look Krista was giving her.

"Go sit down on the couch now!"

Taylor complied.

John looked at his friend and leaned his head towards the couch as well. Rey tried to shake his head no but the glint in the other young man's eye made him comply.

"Now y'all be good kids and sit here for a minute while the adults figure out what to do to ya asses."

The pair sat back on the couch as John turned his back and began to walk over to Krista who was trying to stay far away from her sister in fear that she would throttle her.

John rubbing his temples said," Why the hell are they up? Don' they know no normal people are up at this ungodly hour?"

Krista shook her head. She sure as hell didn't want to be up right now. She had been sleeping well in the Legend Killer's arms.

"I think we should have given them sleeping pills. Make them sleep all day!"

"I agree."

Came the voice of Randy Orton as he reentered the room.

"Did ya hide it?"

"Yes. I will tell you later, right now god forbid they overhear. What the hell was that song?"

"I don't know but I wanna kill whoever wrote it."

Randy and Krista both nodded. Just then Randy looked over the young champion's shoulder.

"Umm John where are they?"

"Huh?"

John suddenly turned to see that the pair had escaped the living room.

The sudden yell from upstairs told them where they were. All three made for the stairs and the sound of the yell.

-X-X-

When John had left the bed to go downstairs and check the noise, Keeley had rolled onto his vacated spot and gone back to sleep. She was sure the champion could take care of it or he would if he ever wanted to see her naked again.

Keeley had gone back to sleep and had been in the middle of a very nice dream about a wrestling ring and a certain West Newbury native, when she heard the door open.

She mumbled in her sleep…"What took you so long?"

When she didn't hear an answer she just assumed John didn't' want to speak so she continued to keep her eyes closed, but she very suddenly had a rude awaking.

"What the hell! John?" She opened her eyes though her certainly didn't see the object of her affection.

"Hey sis! How are you? We thought you might like to join us in our singing and dancing downstairs."

Taylor was on top of her sister. She had made a running start and landed right on top of her; there faces were right at each other.

"What the hell is wrong with you Taylor?"

"Umm nothing? What's up with you Kee, besides John?"

"Hey mami, don't go being mean now."

Came the voice of Rey Mysterio who was by the door, but suddenly his voice was suddenly closer as he repeated Taylor's actions, making a running start and coming to land on top of Taylor and Keeley.

"Ouch. OH MY GOD…Get THE HELL Off OF ME!"

"What's up mami's sister?"

Before Keeley could tell off the luchador, the door to the room opened and in came the rest of the zoo.

Randy and Krista not even trying to hide their laughs at Keeley's predicament.

John though was really not in a mood to deal with anything funny; he'd had enough of the pair's antics for a long time.

"What the hell is wrong wit' you two? Get the hell off Keeley now and outta this room or I will kill ya both!"