Title: Questionable Sanity

Author: Mel

Disclaimer: I own no one and nada except the lovely little OCs.

Notes: Thanks for all the reviews. Keep them coming. I am not really happy with this part so I may rewrite it, but I wanted to get it up in time for Christmas. So Merry Christmas to all my readers and please tell me what you think. Mel

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Chapter Twenty-Four

Previously: Boys are stupid and girls should throw rocks at them and we had an unexpected guest or two.

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While the four upstairs had been having their fights, Rey and Taylor had been dueling, but a different type. The pair, who had kissed in the heat of their argument, ended up making out rather heavily on the couch.

Just as it was about to get heavier though a knock came from the door.

"Taylor…" Rey said trying to pull back from the young woman a bit only to find it very difficult as she was suctioned to his face.

"Taylor?" He tried again tapping on her back a little bit.

"Taylor." He mumbled once more against her lips.

"What?" She finally said pulling back a little bit to look down into the luchador's eyes.

"Am I not kissing you right? What?"

"Mami, there's someone at the door."

"So?"

"Don't you think we should answer it?"

"Why? Isn't this Keeley's house? Shouldn't' she answer it?"

"I think she is preoccupied. So why don't say you answer it?"

"Fine." She said as she got off the young Mexican wrestler and heading towards the door as the knocking grew more persistent.

Taylor made her way to the door and opened it to see not one person but several.

"May I help you?"

"Yes. Could you tell me if Rey Mysterio is here?"

"Umm yeah. Why?"

"Cause I am gonna kick the little piss ant's ass."

"Why? What did he do?"

"I don't know. Called me at one in the morning to tell me that he wanted to give me a lap dance naked? Called to tell me that he wants to have my babies?"

"Oh that would be a good reason to kick his ass. Would it help to know that he was drunk?"

"Not really. After last time we all told the little guy to lay off the tequila."

"Well…why don't you come in and umm talk to him but not kick his ass? If anyone is gonna kick his ass it's gonna be me."

"Sure." Taking off his shades, Dave Batista stepped into the house, which he only found thanks to running into several other people headed there, and made his way over to the short luchador on the couch, who was scrambling to sit up.

"Hey Big D…umm if I said anything last night…umm the teal fairy made me do it."

"Teal fairy?"

After seeing the beginning of the conversation Taylor turned back to the next person at the door.

"And how may I help you?"

"Yeah I was sent by Vince. He wanted to speak with a Miss Keeley Lawler?"

"Oh umm Keeley is upstairs she is a little busy right now. I am her sister Taylor. But I can send you upstairs or go get her for you, if you like."

"That sounds good. May I come in?"

"Sure. If you will hold on a minute…"

"Mrs. McMahon-Levesque, Stephanie to most people though."

"I know who you are actually. I am a big wrestling fan. Actually I was hoping to maybe break into the business."

"Umm well maybe we could talk about that matter another time right now I am here to speak to your sister."

"Of course…come in.."

"Steph, I just got off the phone with your dad umm he wanted to know if you could get Miss Lawler to agree to lunch and then we are supposed to try and round up the missing superstars…Orton, Cena, Mysterio. Apparently they all left last night from the arena and never came back…oh I am sorry I am interrupting…"

"Yes you are, but that is okay. And I think we have found Mysterio at least. Umm, Taylor Lawler, this is Ric Flair. I am sure you know of him at least if you watch as much as you say."

Taylor smiled excitedly and held out her hand for Ric to smile.

The tanned North Carolinian held out his hand to the young woman, plastering a lecherous smile on his face.

"It is a pleasure to meet you. Lawler…hmm are you any relation to Jerry Lawler?"

"Yes he is my, and well Keeley's uncle as well."

"Aww that explains why I saw ole Jer holding ice to his forehead today and drinking lots of black coffee, I'd say after last night that I'd have to get drunk as well to forget the embarrassment. Wow that really was some show last night. Made me want to say 'Woo!."

Stephanie rolled her eyes at Ric's overzealousness. She then looked at Taylor and tried to motion that she should invite them in.

"Oh yeah umm would you both like to come in?"

Just as both WWE employees stepped into the house they saw a short luchador running from an angry looking beast.

"I swear man I won't ever call ya again when I get drunk!"

"You won't call me again? How bout you never drink again?"

"Sure man that can be arranged…" Rey said as he ducked behind first Stephanie, who said "get the hell away from me Mysterio especially if you value your job!", then finally behind Flair who had begun to laugh as the image of the short luchador running from his former Evolution stable mate.

"I swear papi I won't ever drink tequila again! I swear. I never wanna see that damn blue fairy again…man he makes me do wicked stuff."

Stephanie raised her eyebrow and looked at Taylor for an explanation.

"Lemme guess man you drank tequila again and saw those fairies that last time made you well…get everybody thrown out of the restaurant." Flair put in.

"Yeah and he also offered to strip naked for me and let me put the pictures on the internet, but I told him I didn't wanna be like Cena and Orton. God those pics…I never am gonna let the kid live those down!"

"That was Cena who took the pics? The kid would never tell me." Flair put in.

Before anyone could say anything else…they heard yelling and screaming from upstairs, all five shared a look then looked up at the ceiling.

"Mami should we go check on the loco people upstairs?"

Suddenly they heard a door open and footsteps quickly making their way down the stairs.

Randy Orton made his way past all five, ignoring them and made his way into the kitchen opening a few doors and closing them. He then made his way back into the room quickly and back up the stairs, ignoring them the whole time.

One shared look later, five pairs of feet made their way up the stairs and to the shut bedroom door.

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Once upstairs they door was pushed open by Taylor who had led the stairs.

All five gathered around as the door opened and they saw Keeley kneeling over Krista who was lying on the bed, an ugly bruise forming on her chin. The two missing WWE superstars off to the side, standing a few feet away from one another, the five heard the last few parts of the conversation, hearing how Cena had hit Krista while aiming for Randy.

"Great. So why are they still breathing?"

"Good question."

Came a voice from the door.

All four occupants of the room turned to the door and saw Taylor, Rey, Ric Flair, Stephanie McMahon, and Dave Batista standing in the doorway.

Taylor and Rey striving not to laugh as the four looked at them.

"I agree. It is a good question. Why are the two idiots still breathing, especially since they hit your sister?" Dave Batista said looking at the two men who had suddenly gotten a little less smug looking.

"Well I was a little too focused on the fact that my sister was passed out and well needed someone to take care of her not that I should have to explain myself to anyone. Taylor why are all these people in my house at, holy shit 7:30! I am supposed to be at work in well now!"

"Well babe I honestly don't think ya gonna make it. Why dontcha' I dunno call in?"

"Jeez ya think I should captain dumbass? I think that was kind of a given."

"Hey ya don' have to bite my head off. Alls I did was state what ya should do. Damn woman."

Keeley turned to the WWE Champion, picking up a pillow as she turned.

"Don't go saying damn woman to me, you lug head. I should have listened to my better judgment and my uncle and not got involved with you! All you have done thus far is cause trouble and now you are going to make me lose my job!"

Keeley threw the pillow at Cena missing him and hitting Randy instead.

"Hey don't throw stuff at me I didn't do anything!"

"Yeah right you didn't' do anything!" Krista said getting up from the bed, touching her chin in pain. "You are one of the two idiots that caused this to happen to me. I am beginning to wonder why the hell I agreed to…"

"Okay time out kids!" Came a yell from Stephanie McMahon as she stepped into the room coming to stand in between the boys and girls who were separated.

"Umm I just came here to a Miss Keeley Lawler. I mean as much as this little soap opera is fun to watch I really have better and more important things to do with my time. So," she said turning to Keeley, "I am going to assume you are Keeley. I have proposition for you from my father. So if you could possibly meet us for lunch at the hotel at say one thirty that would be wonderful."

Stephanie held out her hand for Keeley to shake, which she did.

"Umm sure. I mean it's not like I am going to make it to work today."

"Good. Now Dave, Ric, are you to going to stick around here and find out the reasoning behind this insane madness or are you going to catch a ride back to the hotel with me?"

Dave signaled he was going to stay as did Ric.

Stephanie shook her head and then turned to Orton, Cena, and Mysterio.

"You three better show up for checkout later today. I know all of you have time off for a few days after this, but just be responsible. Rey…no more tequila…John, Randy act mature and no more hitting women!"

Stephanie turned and quickly went down the stairs and out the door.

"So who wants to explain what you three have been up to?" Dave said looking from Mysterio to Cena to Orton.