The Blue-Eyes Ultimate Poser
After escaping form and underground tunnel filled with evil weirdoes, including Bonz, the crazy Weirdo Brothers (Who Joey kinds pitied because they were just grumpy because they had cancer and were bald) and Bakura's evil manic- depressive self (Joey feels sorry for him too, 'cause he's bipolar), Yugi and the gang finally escape the tunnel alive.
Meanwhile, Seto Kaiba is arguing with Pimp Daddy Pegasus through a TV, trying to prove his point that "Black is whack, and white is right." But that's just because he's a stuck up white boy, and he's a racist crackhead fucker. (He fucked Serenity in a log cabin in the woods, that's what I mean when I say he's a "fucker". I'm being literal. See "Little Blonde Dumbass" for the details.) But Pegasus is a twisted pimp. He likes little boys. So I guess he's kinda half-pimp half-Michael Jackson, and he wanted very badly to see Kaiba in a little bling, and talk nigger-lingo, 'cause poser white boys are so sexy, so he put Kaiba on an MTV show called "You've Been Pimped!" where Kaiba has to dress up as a poser and see how long it takes for him to drive people insane with his poser-talk. Kaiba at first declined, and said that's he's more Bill Gates than Eminem, but then Pegasus said: "You know, Kaiba-boy, last night I was thinking of having hot, emo sex with your brother who I, might remind you, is still locked up in one of my cages, then, I thought: 'No, he's too small and bony for me.' But I might want to change my mind…"
Then Kaiba was like—"No! Pegasus! You can't! I was gonna sell his virginity on Ebay! I'll do it! I can't let you take his virginity! I'll be on your TV show."
So now, dressed all like a weirdo poser, with pants around his ankles, "Funny Bunny" boxers, fifty-eight pounds of bling around his neck, a giant "In Da Hood" sweatshirt, a gray beanie, and nigger sunglasses, Kaiba has to rap the national anthem to the next hommies that walk by.
The next "hommies" were Yugi, Joey, Tea, Triston, and mood-swinging Bakura. Because his head was pulled down from all the bling, he only saw their feet, and instantly jumped out from behind a bush, blocking their enterance to the castle (And, no, smart-ass, there IS no back door) and started rapping, making stupid gestures with his hands.
"Yo, say can you see, nigga--? Aight--? Bum-schh-bum-schh—" (He was making a "beat", like doing the intrumental noises, too, but really badly.
"Oh my god! A poser! That is so not good for a British gentlemen like myself's reputation!" Bakura gasped, and then, he fainted.
"Hey, wait, that's Kaiba!" Yugi pointed out in astonishment. "I can recognize that annoying Brock voice from anywhere!"
Startled, Kaiba stopped his beat, and struggled to raise his head enough to see whom his company was.
"Gah! It's you people! Stalkers! I should call the police!" He yelled, but then, remembered that he was supposed to be talking nigger-talk if he wanted to save Mokuba, his emo brother, so he was all like: "I-I mean… Yo, dawgs, whachu doin' followin' a righteous brotha like me around? A buncha white boys like you crackers can kill my fellow pimps' respect, catch my drift?" (Kaiba's a white boy so he doesn't even understand a single thing he's saying, much less anybody else.)
Okay, giving myself a headache. I'll finish it later.