Questionable Sanity

Author: Mel

Rating: M is for mature.

Notes: So it's been a few days…and well I have been battling writer's block for some reason. Chloe, my muse, is like umm I am tired of this story. I don't know why she is being so picky, but she is. Now to all who review thank you very much. A note…some has pointed out my lack of fairness to Taylor. I have been told I pay more attention to Krista and Keeley and well yeah I do. I made the comment to Kristi long ago I felt bad, I felt like I was leaving Taylor out in the cold and well yeah I have. It's a sad fact, but using three OCs is hard to do. I will try from now on to give Taylor more care, but in all honesty she may have been the vehicle for the fic, but to me she is not the main focus. That was not intentional it just happened and well any author can tell you were a story goes at times is completely unexpected and well the same can be said of this fiction. I will say I have considered a sequel of sorts, either several or just one. Now I am more seriously considering a sequel focusing on Taylor as she has her adventures in OVW or where ever she ends up. So I hope everyone can take that as a peace offering and perhaps tell me what you think. Who is your favorite character and what would you like to see happen to her…umm any one have ideas ways to incorporate Taylor more…feel free to share. So one more question then I'll shut up…if I do a sequel who do you want me to focus on…do you want a series or an epilogue or maybe one shots? Thanks. Mel!

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Chapter Twenty Five

Previously on QS: Stuff happened!

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All three superstars shared a look with one another then looked to Dave Batista who had an eyebrow raised in question.

"Don't all rush to speak at once."

"Well you see…"

Randy began but stopped, trying to find just the right words to explain the insanity that had become their lives in the past twenty-four or so hours.

"Umm…well D what happened…"

John began but stopped as he too lacked the exact words to explain the madness that seemed to inhabit all members of the Lawler family, his girlfriend included.

"Big D, man, obviously Taylor and myself, Taylor is the youngest of King's nieces, by the way. But…Tay and I got drunk, Krista and Randy brought us here to Keeley's house and well from what the teal fairy tells me John and Keeley were trying to get busy and we caused trouble. That cover it?"

"Ya caused trouble? More like ya almost signed ya own death warrant."

The Current WWE Champion looked at the short luchador.

"Yeah…umm we caused trouble."

Rey shrugged his shoulders, when Dave looked at him.

"What kind a trouble did you cause little man?"

Flair piped in.

"He's not a little man…he's my papi and you can't call him little. Only I Can do that!"

Taylor said from her position on the bed. She had moved to the bed to watch the action between all the WWE employees like a tennis spectator once Stephanie McMahon left. Behind her Krista was still lounging on the bed, not completely recovered from the hit. Keeley had left the room a few moments earlier for the bathroom to call into work, missing the explanations of the men.

"Sorry, umm what was your name sweet cheeks?"

Flair asked turning his lecherous grin on Taylor, earning a harsh look from Mysterio, who began to move in the Nature Boy only to feel a hand on his shoulder. Rey looked up to see Dave.

"What's up esse?"

"Don't worry about the ramblings of the old frat…he is just trying to "uphold his image." I'll handle him."

Dave nodded to Rey who backed up a few steps, but made his way over to the bed to sit down next to Taylor, putting his arm around her, drawing her close.

Taylor gave Flair a look as he stood still looking at her.

"Come on baby, you know you wanna tell me your name so I can get you a ticket for Space Mountain! It may be the oldest ride in the park, but dang if it doesn't have the longest line. Wooo!"

Flair's ramblings continued on for several minutes as the inhabitants of the room all shared a look of disgust.

Dave was just about to forcefully shut Flair up as he wanted to get the details of the night out of the guys, but he was beat to it by Cena and his gift of tact.

"Ain't ya a lil' too old to be tryin' to hook up with little girls? Sorry Taylor, hope ya don' take offense like ya sister would. But I mean seriously man; ya gotta be what hittin' 70 by now? I really don't think that Taylor is gonna want to ride with' ya on Space Mountain."

John's comment earned several raised eyebrows and several hands covering faces trying to hide the laughter.

Flair turned to look at Cena.

"Who asked you, you wannabe rapper punk! I have read about your types, and I have watched you over the past few years…you're nothing but the flavor of the era…I, Ric Flair, am an icon…Thus all the ladies still wanna ride Space Mountain…because it is the longest ride…and it can go all night, if ya know what I mean."

John was about to reply, but fate intervened in the returning form of Keeley.

"Would you idiots shut up! I was calling into work trying to convince them I was sick. I think they are convinced I am hung-over…some of those receptionists are as bad as the kids…with watching wrestling. Jeez. And what the hell is Space Mountain?"

Flair raised his eyebrow at the fresh meat that had returned to the room.

Flair took a few steps forward.

"Well, well, it seems King has some damn good genes he has been hiding. I swear each and every one of his nieces is a nice piece of meat, ripe for the taking. Excuse me I don't' remember you're name, but I am sure you know mine…since you will be screaming it later! Woo! It's good to be the nature boy!"

Keeley looked rather horrified at the sight of Flair walking towards her.

Before he could reach any of the women though he was stopped by Batista.

"Alright Ric that's enough. I am sick and tired of hearing you talk like all the women in the world want you. Man you're old and well I think it's obvious all of King's nieces are more than likely spoken for so, man just save it."

"Fine, but they don't' know what they're missing."

"I'm sure you're right, but for now…let's not dwell on their loss."

Ric nodded and stepped back to lean against the door frame, becoming a silent observer of the room and making sure to linger over all three lovely lady forms in the room.

"Okay since the three stooges here have avoided by question about what happened last night would one of you beautiful young ladies care to fill a guy in?"

The current Heavyweight champ said looking from Keeley to Krista to Taylor.

Keeley and Krista shared a look and then looked at Taylor.

"Well I would but I don't really remember much except that I saw a teal fairy who said I can call him Jim Bob. Oh and I now know that Rey kisses pretty good, but I still have my cherry in tact."

Taylor began causing the large man to raise an eyebrow and look at the now blushing Mexican.

"Oh really? So ya saw fairies as well. Hmm that means at least two of you had to baby-sit the pair. And from the looks of it…I would guess Randy and Krista. Am I right?"

Randy and Krista both nodded.

Dave finally looked at the last pair who were standing rather close together making it appear as if the young woman had forgiven Cena for hitting her sister.

"Let me guess you two played cards? From appearances…strip poker?"

The blush on Keeley's cheeks and the smug look in Cena's eye told him all he needed to know.

Taylor chose to speak once more.

"Oh, oh, yeah they did…and we all saw Keeley naked! That led to me hitting Rey and finding out he is a good kisser. Hmm….I think I owe Keeley a lot. Keeley what do you want for your next birthday? Oh wait I don't ever buy you anything never mind!"

Keeley, now a nice shade of crimson, had disappeared into Cena's neck.

Flair had noted that maybe he should go drinking with King's nieces…chances are he'd end up at least seeing one of them naked. Dave tried very hard to keep a straight face. And well everyone else was in awe of Taylor and her mouth. Did the girl know when to keep quiet?

"Aww honey, I didn't know you were an exhibitionist! Does this mean I can video…ouch…damn it woman I was kidding!" Cena yelled as Keeley hit him on the back of the head causing everybody to smirk and laugh.

"Looks like Cena's had his balls sipped in the past day or so."

Flair said from the doorway earning a glare from the West Newbury native.

"Yeah that he has. If he's not careful he'll lose more. I am still pissed at him for hitting Krista."

"Man it was an accident! And my male parts are still in workin' order, jus' ask my girl right here…she can vouch."

John once again earned a smack from Keeley as she gave him the teacher look.

"As amusing as all this is chatter is, and believe me it is, I am hungry and well I took a hit from an idiot so I think my wishes should be granted. So who is up for breakfast?"

Krista looked at the occupants of the room, seeing nods from most.

"Wow…don't everybody be so vocal about being hungry jeez."

"Krista if you're hungry then anything you want I will make sure you get. You certainly deserve it after being hit by someone."

Randy gave Cena a pointed look making the Thug Doctor just shrug. There was really only so much apologizing you could do.

"I could eat after my drinking binges I am always famished." The short luchador said.

No one else said anything.

"Well fine…let's go find some food. Are you two joining us?"

"Sure why not. I can't wait to see what else you all do to each other."

"I am always up for dining with lovely…"

Flair once again shut up at the looks he received from the male population of the room.

"Well it's settled let's get some food."

A/N: I am not so fond of this chappy but oh well. Tell me what ya think please and what ya want to happen!