Questionable Sanity

Author: Queen Mab 319 aka Mel

Rating: M

Author Note: I lost interest in my girls for a while but now I have an idea of a good and at least interesting way to end it. If you don't like it I am sorry. So there is a twist that my muse came up with, if you don't like it oh well.

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Chapter Twenty-Six

Previously: Stuff happened or did it?

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The group split for a few minutes as the three women banished most of the men for a few minutes so the ladies could 'get ready.'

"What's takin' so long? I thought ya girl was hungry, Orton?" The WWE Champion said from his perch against the wall beside the bottom of the stairs.

"Cena, why don't you shut up for once in your life? I think she is allowed all the freaking time she wants. I mean she might be tryin' to cover up the bruise from where you hit her!"

"Guys why don't you both shut the hell up? The bickerin is makin' you both look like closet homos."

"You know Big D, ya got a point. I was always wondering why someone, especially Cena would take naked pics of you, Orton. But no matter never fear gentlemen with this new development in your sexuality, I, the Nature Boy, will take care of the two little ladies you seem to have become attached to."

"Ric why don't you go screw yourself? You know I am not like that!" Orton said as he made a step towards Flair, but coming to a stop in front of Cena once he was the smirk on the man's face that he wasn't trying to hide.

"What the hell are you smirking about Cena?"

"Nothin'. Jus' thinking that Flair's right about you. Now me, I sure as hell ain't ya gay lover. You're too prissy for me."

"You ass…" Orton started towards Cena but was stopped by a hand on his arm. Randy turned to see Dave Batista standing by him.

"May I help you? I am kinda busy right now!"

"Yeah you two little bitches could stop bickering like Fred and Ethel and sit the hell down and shut the hell up!"

Before anyone could answer giggles and yells were heard from the floor above.

"What the hell is wrong with you two? You're both idiotic children. Now Krista and I both have to change!"

"Seriously Taylor you have gone too far this time. Now I have to borrow some of Keeley's clothes and you know how much I hate…umm sorry ignore that last part!"

"Whatever. I don't really give a fuck what you think of my clothing right now Krista. Right now I just want to catch our little brat of a sister and kill her!"

"Hey mamacitas it was all in good fun!" They heard Rey try to defend whatever had happened.

"How the hell is soaking me and my t-shirt all in good fun?"

"Umm well…umm it's good for Randy and John. I mean…hey ladies…stop…girls…I help me!"

Rey yelled as he suddenly burst down the stairs running from whatever punishment Keeley and Krista had in store for him.

"So little man ya causing some trouble?" Flair asked Mysterio as he came to a rest at the foot of the stairs.

"Nah. Just' having some fun."

Before anyone could question the little luchador about what had happened a scream was heard from the top of the stairs causing all eyes to turn towards the landing.

They saw Taylor trying to run to the stairs in obvious escape of her sisters, but she was stopped by Krista grabbing her arm.

"Did you catch the little bitch?"

"Yeah. Hurry up! I can't hold her for much longer!"

They saw Keeley come running from her room dressed in a soaked white t-shirt showing more than the young woman wanted anyone to see. Krista had had time to change while Keeley had obviously not.

"Now tell me little sis…how the hell is soaking us with cold water, fun?"

"Umm well…hey look!"

Taylor yelled causing a moment of freedom for her as Krista's hold on her lightened allowing her to dive for the stairs, but she didn't anticipate her sisters' anger with her as they both soon came down in pursuit of her.

Taylor made it down the stairs fine, but her sisters were unfortunately not as lucky.

Krista had been in the lead, but she lost her footing on the middle step and went down. Keeley had been right on her heels, thus when Krista went down, she followed.

The occupants of the first floor watched in horror as both women fell down the stairs the rest of the way, finally coming to rest after what felt like an eternity at the foot of the stairs.

"Oh shit…what do we do? I didn't' mean to kill my sisters!" Taylor yelled as she walked over.

The men looked at one another as Batista and Orton knelt down to see if the women were okay, but it was evident things were not as both were knocked out cold.

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"And for you folks living in the St. Louis area watch out…tomorrow night we are going to be invaded by the WWE. That's right guys if you can still get tickets; we recommend the WWE super show for some different fun. Hey got a date? This is a good way to at least have fun. And well that's all for tonight folks. Thanks for making Channel 7 your news source!"

The TV cut to a commercial as a young woman suddenly came bouncing into the room.

She looked at the pair on the couch and rolled her eyes. Her sisters really were party poopers. She suddenly got an idea.

A few seconds later the sleeping pair was woken up by the tall young woman jumping on top of them.

"Oh my god Taylor you weight a ton! Get the hell off of me!"

"Why? You two are such party poopers. Do you know what tomorrow is?"

"Monday?"

"No, Krista. Tomorrow is a WWE Super show and Uncle Jerry got me a backstage pass. So I get to have fun!"

The pair on the couch, Taylor's older half sisters and Jerry "the King" Lawler's nieces shared a look. Did their sister just say WWE Super show?

The pair both looked puzzled.

Keeley looked around as if some people were missing from the living room, so did Krista.

Taylor got up so she could go upstairs and change.

"Umm Kris…did you umm have the same dream I did…umm…"

Keeley trailed off unsure of what to say exactly.

"Umm I am not sure. Did you dream of Taylor drinking and talking about a blue fairy?"

Keeley nodded.

"Did you dream of umm meeting some certain WWE superstars?"

Krista nodded.

"Hmm." Both women said at the same time. They both grew uncomfortable with the other when their thoughts turned to certain aspects of the dream. Keeley looked to the television and saw it was well past eleven.

She stood up abruptly.

"You know what I think I am going to um go home. I have umm yeah."

Krista waved bye to her sister then went upstairs to her room.

Both women thought separately about the rather interesting dream that apparently they had both had. And then the fact that their sister was going to the same show they had dreamed of.

"I wonder if it's too late to ask Uncle Jerry for another pass."

Krista said out loud.

Then she shook her head. Nah it could never happen right?

-X-

Keeley made her way home to find that all was not as she left it. On her door step was an envelope. She unlocked her door and went into the living room.

She sat down and opened the envelope. Inside were two tickets and a note.

Dear Keeley,

I just wanted to say thanks my dear niece for letting me stay at your house tomorrow. I will be in early, in gratitude I have gotten two more passes for you and Krista, so all my nieces can experience how their uncle J spends his time!

Uncle J

Keeley looked at the two items in her hands. Maybe her and Krista's dreams were going to come true.

Nah. It'd never happen.

Keeley sat the items down and went upstairs.

She really wondered sometimes if she and her family were sane or insane. Oh well it was too late in the night to really want to question the sanity of her family, some questions were best left unanswered.

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A/N: So what did y'all think? Like or hate it? Revise it or delete it?