I am very bored so hear it is…
Why Voldemort killed James immediately.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything… I but I do own the lamp.
Godric Holow; The Night That Made History-
BOOM!
The door crashed open with the force of an enraged Super Penguin (a/n: I like penguins…) forcing the snogging couple off the couch. The red haired woman with the brilliant green eyes picked up the baby off the floor just as he nearly electrocuted himself ("Damn it, Harry!"). The man was up tucking away his stick and pulling out his wand.
Insert beginning scene in third book that I won't write. (When James yelled for them to go upstairs)
"Why are you here!" shrilled James losing his air of manliness when Lily went upstairs.
"Fool! Dumbledore told you the prophecy; you should know!" said Voldemort in his girlish squeal.
"Wow! That silly poem made by Trelawney! She wanted to do a poetry class!"
"You lie!"
"It was worth a try."
"That was to make Drama."
"Oh… but your still oogly."
"What the hell is wrong with you! I'm the evilest wizard since Salazar Slytherin!"
"And oogliest!"
"TWF?"
"Language; it means to ugly to be ugly."
"I am Lord Voldemort treat me with respect!"
"I am sensing a lot of tension in your home life. Did your parents have marital problems?"
"Yessss…"
"Did your father ever hug you?"
"Noo…"
"What happened to your mother?"
"She died giving birth to me." Voldemort was beginning to see the light.
"I don't think that's how your mother died. She died for the same reason your father got angry: SHE SAW YO OOGLY FACE!"
And just like that the light was turned off just like Ron when he sees a Hermione approved book.
"How dare you! AVADA KADEVERA!"
That is how James Potter died. Marauder and smartass to the very end.
I was really bored and no one else used this idea.