Chris Griffin Detective
By: GETSTONED
Rated M
It was Friday morning. I had just had finished my donut. It was sitting on my desk for hours. When Detective Juicy walked up to me. She said something but I can't remember it because I was to busy looking at her breasts when she said.
"Chris, Chris, did you here what I said or were you just staring at my body?"
"Uuuuuuh, the second one," i said.
She slapped me, kick me in the nuts and walked away. Detective Juicy is amean one but deep downI knew she liked me.
"Calling all cars we have a homicide at 12th St. and 5th Ave."
"This is Detective Chris Griffin. Im on my way."
I pulled up to the scene were a Ron Griffin had killed some guy or something. I can't remember because all I saw was an Ice cream truck.
The ice cream truck has a dead person in the front seat. Chris walks up to the truck just as Ron was being taken away in a squadcar.
"Hello, is there anybody here? I want to buy some ice cream. Hello? Fine you can kiss my ass and do to hell you son of a b."
Chris walks away and finds a knife sticking in a tree with crime scene tape raped around it.
"Oh, cool some streamers. Im going to take them home and use them for my dad birthday."
Chris gets in his car and drives off.
Sorry, more will be posted later.