AN: See, I think this is very funny. Shows what I know. Plus it's like 5 in the morning!

Drabble #2: Pants (159 words)

Hoggle limped down the halls of the Castle beyond the Goblin City. He could not believe the King now had him dealing with dirty laundry. It was bordering on preposterous. He stopped short of the King's bedroom in disbelief. There, standing with her nose almost touching the door was Sarah.

"And I'm not leaving until you give them back you dirty bastard! I don't know where you hid them, but just so you know, I'm very pissed off. I tell you, I'm not coming back! I'm—Hoggle?" She interrupted her tirade long enough for Hoggle to shove the bundle he was carrying in Sarah's hand, and then shuffle away. She turned to begin yelling at the door again, but she found that it had opened.

Jareth leaned against the door frame with a smile. "I see Hoggle had them washed, as I asked, so I will see you again?"

Sarah only grumbled, and pulled on her freshly laundered pants.