Hello everbody! Guess what? Hi! I am so weird... I wonder. Which one is better: Serious Shuichi or Funny Shuichi? Please answer that question in a reply! Thankies! Anyways, I'm going to foreshadow for what's to come. Muhahahaha! Beware fans out there!

Season 2

Chapter 2 - Cute Love and Obsessions

"Eiri! Eiri! Eiri! EIRRRIIIIIII!" Shuichi excitedly screamed. "I want that one!"

Shuichi had pointed to a over stuff Kumagoro the size of Eiri. It was fluffy, huge, and really soft to cuddle. Its eyes shown of nothing but pure plastic and evil...

"Your just going to use a flame torch to burn it, fed it tablespoons of chlorine, stab it 91 times (in counting), poke it with needles, and burn it again like you did with the other one Ryuichi gave you."

"But I want it now!"

"No."

"But I want it noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow..."

"What part of 'No' don't you get?"

At this point Shuichi was thinking real hard what to do. He scratched his head and look up at the sky that was begining to dim. The clouds were so high up that they seemed to have reached outer space. He thought for a minute with Eiri staring at him in disbelief. Shuichi's head popped an idea and he lunged himself at Eiri and held Eiri's hand and pretended to struggle.

"Help! HELP! RAPIST! Help me!" Shuichi screamed at the top of his lung and tried to make it look like he was being force to take his clothes off. All the women looked at Eiri and held their purses tighter and tighter, until the viens in their heads popped out. A big fat woman American tourist, with a voilet dress that was way to short, a chubby face with 842097428390 chins, ran up to Eiri and smaked him with her matching purse.

SMACK!

"Take that you little perve! That'll teach you to go around and rapping other people!"

THUD!

Following this form of punishment to all the perverts out there, the other ladies started to pick up anything they could find that was hard, and stuffed it into their ladies' bag. A huge crowd of women surrounded Eiri and pulled Shuichi away and started to beat him with their purses, as hard as they can.

POW!

They walked off, holding there chin up (or chins, don't sue me fat American lady) high to indecate they had done a nice job and looked as thought they were innocent of any crimes.

After the little mis-hap, a german sheperd mistakened Eiri as a golden fire hydrant and released some of its urine onto Eiri, which was lying down in pain and a little deformed all around his body and face. Shuichi ran off to go on the "Hurrican Teacups" ride that only spun at .0000000000004 miles per hour, and left Eiri there on the dirty streets. Some bald kid in rags ran up to Eiri and stole his wallet and his precious cigarettes.

"Take the moneybut leave me the cigarettes! Please! Come back!" Eiri cried out.

Meanwhile at NG Productions...

Tohma was having a meeting with a certain someone. He had never told his wife but, he was a homosexual. Only one person he knew that could turn him on and that was his own brother, or half-brother you might say. He had ordered a number of men to watch and tape almost everything they can of Eiri and some times even bugged his phone. It was a total secret, not a single soul in the world shall now, that is true until today...

"I want you to kill Shuichi Shindo. I already made some plans and they are for you to follow." Tohma explained. He had spent so many days and nights to make this ingenius plan. A plan that would ease his hunger and obsession for the blond man. In fact, marrying Mika was the first phase off his plan to get close enough to Eiri as possible. Tohma gave a chuckle and the mysterious person he was talking to looked at the blue-prints contained in the yellow folder that Tohma had given him

"Phase 2 will begin tonight. Understood?" Tohma asked.

"Yes."

"Good. Now hurry up, I'm growing impaitent by the second." Tohma said and smirked. He had been the smartest student in college and certainly his plan wouldn't fail now. He spent to much time on that to regret it. Tohma continued to talk to the man and thought he had heard the door squeaked and got up to investigate. He walked over to his heavy doors and opened it wide open to reveal nothing but a plastic plant in a pot holder and an empty hallway with a Security Guard sleeping at his desk.. He closed the door loudly and went back to his desk to continue the conversation with the man.

"Oh no! I got to warn Shuichi!" Ryuichi thought, for he was the one who was eavesdropping. He was hiding behind the plastic plant and sighed in relief as Tohma closed the door. Then his body shiver at what he had just heard. He came out of his hiding place and accidently knocked the plant down.

CRASH!

Surely the guard would hear that! Ryuichi gasped and turned to run away but he ran into a the Guard. Tohma opened the door and crossed his arms.

"It's a shame Ryuichi, that I have to kill you now, since you know the truth I believe."

"Let me go!" Ryuichi yelled as he tried to get out of the Guard's hard death grip.

"I can't do that."

CRACK!

"Dispose the body in they basement. Make it snappy." Tohma said to the Guard and gave a smile at the now cold and lifeless body of Ryuichi.

I know its short...at least it's not a midget...