Yr/Tc: Hey! Well I'm going to continue! Even though my only readers are my two best friends! we will advertise it. Cause it will be such a flippen cool story! This might be odd, but I write my notes on napkins and anything I can get my hands on. And All the ideas come from the stupid ass things my friends do. Well, some of them come from things we kinda did but stopped, or were planning to do. Well Here goes nothing!

Chapter Two: Socks Tails and Walls

It was a stormy afternoon and Ashley was just as stormy. Draco was being an ass. That's nothing new. He is always an ass. So why was Ash pissed at him? Because he was mad that she wasn't being a bitch. Yup that's right. She wasn't being a bitch. Sound odd to most of you guys? Well it won't soon. Cause Ash was going to get a rude awakening.

"You aren't being a bitch!" His slate colored eyes were twinkling pissed, and frustrated. His little bitch wasn't the same.

"Why would I be being a bitch?" Her hazel eyes were glittering angrily; she was ready to rip his head off.

"You are a bitch, well till you hit your fucking head! Now you are a fucking goody two shoes! Its sickening!"

"First stop cussing, second I have never been and never will be a bitch. Got that clear?" She waved her hand absent mindedly and he started to run in little circles. He looked like a dog chasing his tail. "Draco, don't chase your tail, and why are you running like that?"

"Because, bitch you did wand less magic and are making me do it! Make it stop!"

"I'm not a Bitch!" She screamed at him, she was sick of it. She waved her hand again and he stopped and she stormed off.

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In Elyse's Dorm:

Crystal and Elyse were on Elyse's queen sized light blue bed. It had little curtains around it. Her whole room was so romantic and girly, yet funky at the same time. It was all blue and green with nature pictures she took all over the walls adding splashes of color. She had fresh yellow roses on her bed side table and had her cd player blasting and the two girls were laughing hysterically.

"Crys, my nose needs to get laid." Elyse stated out of no where.

"Lys? What the hell are you thinking?"

"You know when you rub your nose to some one else's?"

"Yeah?"

"That's nose sex, you hand have hand sex, foot sex, tongue sex, eyelash sex, the list goes on. Only my hand has been laid. What about you?"

"Hand sex, tongue sex, and I think that's all. Wait no and nose sex."

"You have very slutty body parts."

"No its only slutty if you have done it with more then one person!"

"Well your hand is a slut, you and Eric, then you and Gray."

"Oh yeah…well still…im not slutty"

"You still have slutty body parts."

"Just my hand"

"No your tongue!"

"It was only once damn it! And I don't think I did it right!"

"Still, it's a slut, its done it! Was it married to his tongue?"

"No…what the fuck Lys, tongues cant get married!"

"So they shouldn't have sex if they aren't married! So it's a slut!"

"You are so screwed up."

"Thanks."

"Lys?" Crys was having trouble choking that one word out she was laughing so hard.

"Crys what's so funny?"

"Think about hand sex. It sounds wrong! So my hand is only a half virgin!"

"No that would be bestiality!"

"What?"

"It's a different body part. Having sex with different species is illegal. So hands and clears throat cant have proper sex, so that's not what im talking about!"

"Ok, so my hand isn't a virgin?"

"NO!"

"But its still a virgin cause it can go farther!"

"Not with out being bestiality!"

"Oh, Ok."

Just then Ash walked in the room and plopped down. She looked so pissed. She stormed for a bit then started mumbling under her breath.

"Ash are you ok?" Lys tossed her a worried look.

"Give me sprinkles. STAT!" ash screamed.

"That bad huh?" Crys stated will she looked for some sprinkles.

"Crys we are witches now, we can summon them now."

"CRYS! STOP IT!"

"What? I'm only rubbing my hands. Oh, hand sex."

"No its masturbation!"

"Oh, I should do that in privet huh?"

"Yeah. Oh and 'accio sprinkles' her ya go Ash!"

"Thanks!" she started eating them like there was no tomorrow.

"What happened Ashiewashi?"

"Lys, ever call me that again you die."

"Ash, just tell us." Crys rolled her eyes at Ash.

"Draco said I wasn't a bitch, and we got in a fight. He said 'you were a bitch till you hit your head'"

"Basterd!"

"I guess the Hogwarts you was a bitch. Odd. Well lets go to food."

""Wait I'm going to bother Dean! Meet ya there!"

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In a clearing in the woods, three girls were laying on the ground, sleeping. The blond sat up. She looked down at her clothes and issued a loud piercing scream.

"OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Ash! Lys! Wake up! EW EWWWWWWWWWW! Ash you are going to freak!"

Ash shifted around then sat up. She looked around then looked down at her clothes and Crys's. Her eyes bulged.

"Like, OMG, who put us in these clothes? I'm not in a skirt or pink! And where is your Abercrombie?"

"I don't know!"

"Crystal, Elyse, Ashley?" Cody slowly walked into the clearing.

"Kid, who are you?"

"Ashley are you ok?" Another voice came into the clearing.

"No, I'm in a forest sitting in dirt, in pants, and no wand!"

"Would you rather be pants less, and want use of my wand" His eye brows popped up suggestively.

"EW! Who are you?" Ash screamed at him.

"I'm Grayson, your neighbor for like, ever. Are you ok Ashley?"

"Hey, Grayson, do you have some spare Abercrombie clothes? This crap I'm wearing is fucking vile!"

The two guys gave her the oddest of looks after she said that. Crys is very anti Abercrombie, she would not be asking to wear it. And Ash hates skirts with a burning passion. Something right wasn't going on here. They needed to go get help.

"Ashley lets go home, and let's call Crystal's and Elyse's parents."

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Crys went up to the boys' dorm and knocked at the door. Harry opened up and smiled at her. He let her in and turned to face her.

"Hey Crystal."

"Call me Crys, and hey Harry"

"What brings you to the boys' dorm Crys?"

"I want to bother Dean, is he still here?"

"Yeah third door to the right."

"Thanks Harry. See you at breakfast."

"Yeah, Hey is Elyse already down there?"

"Yeah, call her Lys, she hates it when people say the first letter for some reason. And yeah. Do you like her or something?"

"Well, shes a great girl, but Ron smitten with her, so I'll leave it be. I think it's better that I don't date, that way no one will get hurt when death eaters will try to bring me down."

"Wow, that's morbid, but sweet. Well I hope she and Ron hit it off, she really likes him…I think…I don't know, Lys is odd, she just got dumped by her boyfriend of two years, so I don't know any more."

"Lys had a boyfriend?"

"Err, not in Hogwarts, We aren't From here, Lys can explain it, I cant, I don't understand it. But why else would I have Abercrombie clothes? ICK!"

"You hate….oh god I'm confused. Um later." He walked off shaking his head.

Crystal headed down the hall counting doors. Ok one on the left, one on the right, two on the left, three on the left, four on the left, two on the right, five to the left six to the left, seven to the left, ah finally three to the right. Wow Dean has a long way to walk to his room. She knocked and waited. Two minutes passed and she knocked again. After another two minutes passed she just walked in. Dean was on his bed sleeping. She jumped on the bed and landed on him.

"Dean wake up! Time for breakfast!"

She smiled down at him. He slowly stirred and then woke up staring up at her. She was wearing a black corset looking top that showed a bit of cleavage, with out being slutty looking, her hair flowed down her back and framed her face. She was looking him over, when he stirred he pulled off the cover leaving him only in pajama bottoms. His chest wasn't muscular, but it was all nice I mean it wasn't flat, yet it wasn't all Arnold Swartsinager. His shaggy hair was ruffled from last nights sleep. And he looked so cute wile he was dopey, hell, he looks good when he's not dopey. So err, what was I saying again?

Crystal started to look around his room it was pretty normal. Well, normal as far as she knew about guy rooms, which wasn't much. But oh well. She knew one thing was out of place, and that was a pink sock that had little white bunnies on it. Yes, a pink bunny sock. She jumped off the bed and he stared after her, since her dark jeans showed off her curves and it was a pretty nice view, but he would have stopped her if only he knew the horror that would soon ensue. She picked up the sock and soon began o dance and sing "A sock a sock!" Soon she was running through the school with the sock.

She got down to the Great Hall and saw Harry, she ran over to him and put it to his face and rubbed it back and forth and she was screaming "A SOCK!" and then she ran off to other victims. It was amusing to watch, unless you were Dean and it was your sock on parade. I mean what red blooded guy had a pink bunny sock? At least she didn't say whose sock it was. For that he was grateful. But soon she was sockless and he was panicking. His FAVORIT SOCK was missing. They had to find it and NOW! So Dean got Harry, Hermione, Ron, Lys, Ash, Draco, and Crys. They were to split up and find it.

It was two groups Harry, Hermione, Ron and Lys in the first one and Draco, Ash, Crys and Dean in the second. Soon they had to split again. Ron and Lys went off down this windy twisty corridor o DOOM! THEY ARE GOING TO DIE! HA HA HA HA! Ok just kidding. So they went off down the twisting windy corridor. They walked for a really long time soon Lys got tired and stopped.

"Ron, can we take a break? I'm exhausted!"

"Yeah sure…"

He was having trouble not staring at her. She was wearing a light blue top that was a bit low cut and tight and it had no sleeves. So Lavender told him that's called a tube top. But it looked like it went up into a halter but stopped. It was pretty. And with her top was a tan skirt that was long but skirted around her calves gently. Her little high heels didn't help either. But oh well, even if she was lost she was good looking doing so.

Lys leaned against the wall and started to fall. Ron jumped over to pull her back he caught her, but they continued to fall. Apparently that wasn't a wall. Soon they landed and were covered in dust. Lys tried to stand up but she made a squeaking noise and fell again and started to tear up. Ron looked down at her worriedly and couldn't figure out what to ask but then he settled on a classic.

"Lys, what's wrong?" He sat down next to her balled form and pulled her onto his lap cradling her.

"It's my ankle, I think I twisted it. And it burns. And it's not normal." She was crying into his chest. "I'm such a baby!"

"No, you are just in pain let me look at it. Cause if it's stinging it might be broken.

She moved off his lap and placed her ankle where she was sitting. He didn't look at it long before he knew it was broken.

"Lys, it burns because you broke it and one of the bones broke through your skin. We need to get you to Madam Pomfry soon. Cause she need to heal it, here let me do something to get it stop being as bad till we get to her."

He pulled off his shirt and gently wrapped it around her ankle tightly, yet loose enough where it wouldn't cut off circulation. He pulled her up and slide her onto his back and summoned his broom. She clung to him tightly as he did so.

"I'm going o fly us up to the hall and up to her office, if we get in trouble I'll explain it all. So cling tightly!"

He stepped onto his broom and slide her on in front of him. He took off and she clung to the broom below her and leaned back against Ron and his shirtless chest. She closed her eyes tightly and let out a scream. She seemed to do that a lot lately.

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Lys woke up with every one close to her at Hogwarts were sitting around the bed. She must have passed out on her way here. Poor Ron must have freaked out. She was light luckily for him.

"I want to explain to every one why we changed. Ash and Crys are also confused out this, but I figured it out. You said that the us you know hit their heads all at once by walking into a door. Well you see, we were laying in the woods behind Ash's house and her nutty neighbor and brother were trying to kill each other and Grayson fell on our heads. So we must of hit our head at the same time and jumped into each others universe."

"Don't you live in the same universe?"

"Have you ever heard of parallel universes?"

"Yeah, but what does that mean?"

"We are completely different from them because we made different decisions. So when we bonked our heads they went to where we normally are and we came here. So we are us, only here, and I for one like it here better, and Dean summon you damn sock. If you had fucking thought of that I wouldn't be in this damn bed right now! And I could be running or moving around!"

"Sorry Lys!"

"You are so going to pay for this.

"Oh shit."

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Ashley was laying on the bed off the girl she switched lives with, herself, and looked around. It was messy and plain. And no skirts! What in the world happened to her? Oh well, she can change the wardrobe. If only she could find her wand. Well she can live with it. She can live it. Shit how is she going to live with it!

"Ashley?" Cody called to her running into her room carrying a bottle of lotion. "I need your opinion on if it's a good girly smell! And since you went all girly girl on me I was hoping you could help."

"Yeah come here sweetie!"

"Did you just call me sweetie?"

"Yeah…why wouldn't I?"

"….I don't know. Ok here" He put the bottle to her nose and tried to squeeze the smell out and spilt lotion all over the one skirt she could find. And the green of the lotion didn't look so pretty as a blob in the middle of the black skirt. Damn it.

"It smells nice…now go buy her a new bottle so she wont think it was used. Now I would like some me time!"

"Leaving just don't kick me!"

"And ruin my pedicure? Are you crazy?"