AN: we have a new char added in. Katie aka "little M&M" so welcome her… she says some crazy stuff.

Dazed and Confrizzled

Chapter 3:

Ash Left the hospital wing after visiting Lys; the one thought as she walked down the corridor was "I want to kill Draco…" Soon she was on the ground.

"Ow… er I'm sorry." She looked up to see that she ran into Draco. "Oh... Well maybe not."

"Oh finally you are being bitchy again!"

"Er...No…Sorry" She goes to storm off when he grabs her arm

"Ash…"

"Ashley"

"Fine Ashley, my ears itch… and I can't get it"

Ashley just laughed at him and reached up and scratched it. Soon he was tickling her and it became world war three.

"You don't do that to a girl!"

"But you're my girlfriend"

"It's a violation Of my personal space!"

"What the hell?"

"Don't cuss!" she threw her hands up in despair and Draco started doing flips and she walked off leaving him like that.

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Katie walked into the common room and jumped onto the back of the couch where Harry was sitting.

"HARRY! Ron is on the roof… and well he says he can fly with out his broom… I think hes sleep walking again."

"M&M! oh heh… is he near the edge or up higher?"

"um I think the edge but Lys is up there talking to him"

"Oh god, what is she saying?"

flashes to the roof

"Ron, I'm pregnant. It's a blue and green puppy! It's yours!"

"I'm a dad! I can't fly now!"

flashes back to the common room

"You don't want to know… and you are the god father. Night!"

"What in the world are you talking about?" But before he got that out she vanished from the room.

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Crystal was walking down the hall playing hide and go see with Dean. But before she could hide she saw Draco doing flips in place. She couldn't help laughing.

"Draco, Ash isn't here, stop trying to impress her."

"She did this to me!"

"Just like chasing your tail?"

"Yes! Now undo it!"

"No this is way too funny!"

"Now"

"In fact this reminds me of a conversation I had with a friend"

flash to muggle world

"I'm keeping...it."

"You can't."

"I can."

"I love it too much. I want to lick it. And squeeze it. And rub its long, slender sides."

"Keep your hands off my ferret"

flash back to now

"Heh... I want to make you a ferret!" She pulled out her want and waved it swiftly and Draco was a ferret doing flips. "Buh bye now."

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Harry walked into his room to find Lys sitting on it. He blinked then got really confused.

"Hey?"

"HI! Likeomgimsomadatronhessuchagit!"

"What did he do? Er…Now"

"He jumped and he had the broom right there and I thought he had fallen to his death cause he hid under the eves on the roof and I was so upset it's just not fair!"

"So, he faked his death and worried you to death?"

"Yes…after saying 'I can't fly now I'm a dad!'"

"Why did he say he's a dad?"

"Well, I knew he was tired so I came up with something so crazy it seemed sane to him. And it was 'Ron I'm pregnant with a green and blue puppy, and it is yours'"

"Oh goodness."

"Yup"

"He tried to kill himself once he found out he was a dad."

And end. I thought that was a good ending. Harry having a blond moment.