Heroes Need Villains
Author's Note: The strange formatting is meant to make this more amusing.
It was a rather unexciting day for the Teen Titans. The Brotherhood of Evil had been defeated and most of the other villains had been captured. There were no other threats to take care of, so several of the Titans were seated in the main room of the T-Tower.
"Any suggestions of what to do?" asked Robin.
No one answered for a few moments.
"We could meditate," proposed Raven.
"We did that last week," complained Beast Boy.
"Training?" asked Robin.
"We did that yesterday," said Bumblebee.
"Ir a correr?" suggested Mas y Menos.
"No," said Aqualad. "I do not run."
There was a short pause during which everyone tried to think of more possibilities.
"We could all go flying!" suggested Starfire.
Mas y Menos shook their heads. "De eso nada," they declared vehemently.
"What did they say?" asked Beast Boy.
"They said, "that's a no-no,"" explained Robin.
"Not all of us can fly," added Cyborg.
"We could go swimming," proposed Aqualad.
There was a glare from Cyborg.
"Anyone up for sparring?" asked Bumblebee.
"No…" said Speedy. "We did that yesterday, also."
"Watch me eat tofu?" suggested Beast Boy.
Nearly everyone present glowered at the shapeshifter.
"I guess not," sighed Beast Boy.
"Target practice?" asked Speedy.
"I do not need to fly into targets for a few hours," replied Beast Boy, effectively shooting down the idea.
There was a long silence, which was finally broken.
"We could all go back to our homes and rooms for the rest of the day," suggested Raven.
So they did.
And had a rather uninteresting rest of the day.
Moral: Heroes need villains.