A/N: Well It has come to my attention that we are no longer allowed to answer reviews so I'm sorry. I will say that I start school on Tuesday so I won't update as much BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HIT ME WITH PORK CHOPS.

Disclaimer: I don't own The Apple Corporation or the rights to any of its products (but I do have a blue iPod mini) And as always I don't own PotO.

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I sat in a rather cold SHINY chair, with a cold SHINY table and on the other side was a not so shiny dude.

"So what would such a renown performer want in the world of technology and communications" I didn't understand a word he just said, I needed to sound smart

somehow.

"Well you see when the wind is blowing south south north and the bird is flying at a 45 degree angle perpendicular to the mailbox it is only relevant that one gets a job in a world of high tech pie eating" That was smart right?

"I understand perfectly what you're saying, you're hired"

SCORE!

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Well it turns out that the "Apple" store, I don't know why they named it after a fruit, or at least I think it is. Well it's full of SHINY things.

One of the "Chihuahuas" had my picture of it. And one of the "iCods" sounded just like me.

That guy who bought the dress at wall-mart came back, looking for a 'lapdog' or something, they weren't all that big, and they were SHINY, at least the inside was.

I mostly sat around and looked at SHINY 'CDs' the front wasn't anything special, but the back was another story. It was REALLY SHINY!

Well my iBook had stopped connecting to the internet, even though I had an airport and a wireless connection, I went to the store to get it checked out. When I told the woman my story she looked rather perplexed, then replied.

"Well with a problem such as this it is customary to put the item in question in boiling water and then proceed to cover it in maple syrup"

I thought that sounded a little far-fetched, but she was an expert.

"Thank you for your help"

I went home, and boiled some water, but my computer in and covered it in syrup, all I got was a destroyed computer that smelled of maple. Let's just say apple will be receiving a very angry letter from me.

A/N: I don't know if it was as funny as the others but next time she'll be working at applebees, and let's just say I'll be having fun writing that.