Strange Discoveries
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A/N: Okies…none of the little ficlets in 'Strange Discoveries'are related in any way shape or form. Most are based on the movies but some parts may come form the books (…yes I know the books are WAY better than the movies but im lazy…)
Disclaimer: Me no owny.
This ficlet takes place during the third movie when Eowyn and Merry are in the camp thingys before the battle. This is meant for entertainment and laughter….that's all.
OH! and OOC warning….lots of OOC.
And I suck at sex scenes, but I needed it for the humor…so your allowed to laugh at its pathetic-ness.
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Ficlet One
"Merry."
"Yes, Eowyn."
"I-I'm a virgin."
Merry looked up at her questioningly, wondering why she would be telling him this.
"I don't want to die a virgin."
Comprehension dawned on Merry. So she wanted him to do that.
"As you wish, m'lady. I will do my best to remedy that." As Merry uttered these words he stood and entered their tent, Eowyn trailing slightly behind the small hobbit.
Turing towards the lady, Merry slowly removed her shirt, kissing the newly revealed skin. He let his lady's shirt fall away as he moved to the pants, Eowyn withering under his touch.
"Please, Merry. Faster," Eowyn breathed harder as her pants fell free, revealing her to the hobbit.
Eowyn reached towards the hobbit, helping him as Merry stumbled with the ties on his pants.
"Ready?" Merry asked breathlessly. All Eowyn could do was nod.
With a smirk, Merry took her lips in his, and moved, plunging his fully erect manhood into her….with no reaction from Eowyn.
Eowyn looked up at him from her position on the bed roll. "Merry?"
The hobbit in question blinked then pushed inside her one more time, confusion riddling his features. Eowyn continued staring at him, wondering why he wasn't screwing her yet.
"Everyone told me I was big in the Shire."
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