A/N: Yes I know I should have been quicker. But I wasn't so you can't kill me, because if you do, this story will never be finished. Heck it may become like the story that never ends, but that's not the point. (And I said this would be Applebee's, but I changed it.)

Disclaimer: I don't own Phantom of the Opera, or any of its characters. I do own the chocolate pi pi pie.

Warning: Overuse of commas and the word pie and pi.

Christine's POV:

Well I walked into this new place where I figured I'd find my next worky thing. They took me to this room, and well the rest:

"Hello Ms. Daae"

I stared out the window at a little birdie

It's fuzzy. Just. Like. Frogs. (Only when you name 'em)

If you would just read this paper

He passed me a paper, It was very plain. I wanted to take out my pink pen and make it prettyful, but instead I read it.

"If you can read this… you are now an overqualifished worker at Denny's"

"Well, I guess that's good enough, you can start now"

And that's how it started, I was a waitress, I got to carry stuff, and write stuff. It was fun.

This Denny's was well known for it's many pies. There was chalkolate mouse pie (there wasn't really chalk in it, it just sounded like it. There wasn't a mouse in it either, that's just the technolologically correct term for it.) And there was a vanilla pie (It was really yummy) an apple pie, a cherry pie, and a chocolate iced cream pie. And a pie that was shaped like two lines going up and down, and one on top (I believe it was called "pi") And one that was pi shaped with little chocolate pi's inside. They called in Chocolate pi pi pie. It all went great, until that one day. The day when those pies would make me go boom.

Customers POV

Well me and my wife and kids had been on the road all day and had just wanted to sit down and have a nice meal. The waitress came she was very pretty. Her name was Christine. We all placed our orders, and she brought them then came dessert.

"Honey, I hear the pie here is fabulous." I decided that we should have some.

"Would you like some dessert?"

"Um yes, what kind of pie do you have"

"oh, pie, we have Chocolate mousse, apple, cherry, lemon, pineapple… chocolate ice cream, vanilla ice cream, mint chocolate ice cream, chocolate chocolate chip ice cream, Chocolate pi pie, Chocolate pi pi pie, Mint chocolate pi pi pie, strawberry chocolate pi pi pie. And our special of the day is mocha pi pi pie"

My head was spinning with the thought of all that pi; I was never a math person. And this was just too much of it.

"Just bring us the special one."

"Okay! Betty I need one mocha pi pi pie!"

I heard a voice from the kitchen

"My name's Joe"

"Okie dokie then!"

Then it came; A pie, in the shape of pi, this didn't bother me at first, then I cut it. The thing was full of little tiny mocha colored PI'S! I fainted right then and there. And saw to it that she never took another pie order ever again.

A/N: That may have been the cheesiest thing ever, but it just was an idea that developed in health yesterday (It was that or study) And if you got to my dA page (Just go to my profile and hit homepage) I will reply to all reviews for all stories, as well as put up dates of when I'll update and stuff. So check it, and check often.