A/N: Well look at this, two whole updates! I'm sure you are all jumping for joy. And this is to celebrate the first of December. A special thanks to Mominatorfor the idea. So without further ado, here we go!
Disclaimer: If I owned PotO there would not be war or poverty or world hunger, okay maybe there would. But Erik wouldn't be lonely anymore.
Let's get in the Christmas spirit!
Well Erik got his computer and asked Nadir to get him a job, mostly because Erik did not know how to use a computer. But what Nadir did for him was anything but helpful.
Christine's POV
Well today I learned that Santa DOES NOT live in the North Pole, he lives at the mall. And I get to go be an elf for him! YAY!
Later…
I arrived at the mall to see that Santa had not come yet, so I started to look around. There was a tree with a SHINY star on top and SHINY decorations and was wrapped in SHINY stuff that they called "tinsel". Since it was my first day they let me take pictures of all the little kids with Santa. This was going to be fun!
Eventually Santa came, he looked very familiar, but I couldn't put my finger on who he was. The first child went up and sat on his lap, he kind of winced, like he was in pain. But then he looked OK.
"What do you want"?
I know him. Who is he? Why can't I figure it out!
"Well… I want a pony and a Barbie and a toy train and a puppy and a monkey and a kitty and a bracelet and a pretty dress and a trip to the Bahamas and a mansion and world peace and a Nintendo DS and a TV and a DVD player and a new pair of shoes and…"
I started to stare at the tree, eventually she stopped talking, I took the picture, it looked funny the girl was starting to get up and Santa was asleep and the mall was closing. Shortly after the girl got off Santa he stood off and ripped his beard off
"I quit!"
I knew who it was now! It was the angel of mucus (Ewwwww)
"YOU'RE NOT REALLY SANTA!"
Erik's POV
I hope that the Daroga dies a slow painful death and rots in Hell for all eternity. And I WILL make sure of the first part. A mall Santa what kind of job is that! Well after being stuffed with about 36.5 pounds of whatever on earth they use to stuff things I could finally go see the first little devil.
The little girl came and sat on my leg, she looked outright scary. And I know scary. Might as well get it over with.
"What do you want"?
"Well… I want a pony and a Barbie and a toy train and a puppy and a monkey and a kitty and a bracelet and a pretty dress and a trip to the Bahamas and a mansion and world peace and a Nintendo DS and a TV and a DVD player and a new pair of shoes and…"
I couldn't take it anymore! I reached for my trusty Punjab lasso to find that I had left it when I put on the suit. Well I was strangely tired so I took a nap. After I felt the weight of the girl shift off of my leg I had my chance. I got up ripped the beard off, after hearing various gasps from the audience and left. I then went to find a certain soon-to-be dead man.
A/N: There see I am capable of multiple updates! I am so proud of myself. R&R