A/N: I just ate 200 grams of candy, so I'm gonna update update before I crash. I'm sorry it took so long. Thank you to Aztec for bugging me via review reply to update. Chapter dedication to you! And for everyone else, feel free to bug me through e-mail, private message, a comment on whatever my homepage is at the moment, or through the my forum.

Disclaimer: I own… the costume store… no, not really.

Christine's POV

Okay, so this whole get-a-job thing isn't working out how I hoped it would. I ran into

Raoul fopsiepants today, I don't remember where, but he was wearing the dress from

Wallmart (how on earth I remembered that I don't know)! I thought he looked funny, but

I liked the dress, it was… (I know you all saw this coming) SHINY! I knew other

people liked the shiny dress too because they were all staring at him. I also saw the angel

of mooses in a costume store. And if you want to know why I was in the costume store

I'll tell you:

Well as you all know from reading my diary and mind (which I still don't know how you

do.) I stole the SHINY sword from the angel of Montana and I want a SHINY mask, so

I decided to buy one. Because they're SHINY! So the angel of chickens was there,

and he was buying a mask too… hmmm. Well I kinda figured that since he like, stalked

me and stuff that he wouldn't mind if I "borrowed" his mask, I was wrong. Very wrong.

He got all mad, and I saw his face… again… and it still wasn't as shiny as the mask. I

then walked out of the store, with his mask. But since he was buying another one I guess

it must have been okay. So anyway… Now I have a very SHINY mask… and I still have

that pack of Pringles… they're getting kind of old. I'll eat them tonight while looking for

another job.

A/N: I know it was short, but I needed to get something up, and so here you go. I will try to update sooner, reviews make it faster! Check out the forum!