Disclaimer: Everything here is mine. Heh, all except Naruto and his crew of course.
Author's Note :
Today we'll be meeting the Knights of the Square table. Under inspection, Daniel de los Santos, under the broadwalk, Peter Courtney, under no circumstances, Glen !
I'm Max Knight your host and welcome to Unexpected Events the show where everything's made up and the reviews don't matter. That's right, the reviews don't matter, just like a Canadian Coin in a slot machine.
As usual, we take suggestions and reviews from the readers and put them all in a box. We take out the crummy ones and choose the good ones that our readers wishes for our performers to perform.
Random reviewer : KILL THE ANOUNCER !
Oops, wrong review. Anyway why not let us skip the whole thing and on with the show huh ? Yeah, thanks to all the reviewers and hope you enjoy the show.
Naruto stared at the man in front of him as he digested the information given to him. He was about to be adopted? What the heck is going on here? First he was getting beaten up and maybe killed by the villagers and now he is to be adopted? What will he do to him ? Maybe they'll poison his food or even drug him and kill him ? On second thought, it would be nice to be cared for, maybe he's a good guy ? Judging from the smile and honest look Shuichi gave him, Naruto was in turmoil of wanting to trust the medic.
Wait a minute; he could ask his friend in side him for some advice.
In Naruto's Mind...
Max was still in shock after hearing what the medic said. His name... oh my god, his name was so familiar, heck it was familiar to an anime freak like him. This was getting weirder and weirder. Perhaps his presence here in the Naruto world is changing it little by little?
Kyubi was also staring at the medic " Hey, isn't he the one in one of your anime series? The one from the Spirit Detectives? Um...Yu Yu something ? HEY It's the Kitsune demon ! KURAMA ! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE ? "
Max shook his head " Don't ask me...I'm still figuring out what impact me and my friend's presence would do in the Narutoverse. It seems that this is going to be a bumpy ride."
Kyubi snorted " Indeed."
From the author of A Dragon From Above, The Dragon Has Landed and New world, New Age, New War comes a new crazy adventure.
Max Knight and his Knights of the Square Table presents...A Naruto Self Insert Fic.
Unexpected Events
Chapter 4 : Prevention
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A few days later, Naruto was invited to stay with Shuichi and was to be enrolled in the Ninja Academy at age four. Shuichi's reactions towards Naruto's eating routine was very unnerving as the good medic gave a very balanced diet for the young child to eat. He was angered when he found out about the food Naruto ate during the pass few months was just ramen, milk and some vegetables that were almost rotten. He was surprised that Naruto could survive this long.
He gave Naruto new clothes and a bedroom for him to sleep in. Shuichi wasn't a very wealthy Ninja but his family's fortune left him with some money to spare and the Hokage even gave them help in financial problems. Thus money wasn't a problem for the two people.
Naruto was quiet during the first few days of staying with Shuichi and the medic was patient enough to give the young boy some space for himself to get use to living with someone else other than being alone.
Inside, Naruto was getting advice from Max and surprisingly, the Kyubi. Max was like his big brother, he even considered them his guardian angels at times when he remembered what Max did and gone through to save him. He was also very grateful towards Kyubi for giving Max the chance to save him.
In fact, they were the ones that told him to trust Shuichi.
" Naruto-kun, we will be getting you some clothes today, you need more stuff to wear other than that jumpsuit you know. Be ready in 5 minutes, I'll wait for you by the door." said Shuichi and left the room.
They were living in an apartment bigger than Naruto's old one with more space and three rooms. A kitchen and a front porch filled with various plants. Shuichi even have his own garden filled with more plants and weird looking trees. Shuichi was always in there most of the time if there were no missions for him. He took Naruto there once and he found out about a lot of things...such as the medicinal value of certain plants and even the various poisons in them. Shuichi said that his plants worked well with the Deer Antlers from the Nara clan.
" Hai ! I'll be there." replied Naruto and he took his white T-shirt and went to the front door while putting his goggles on. His old orange suit was torn to shreds that night and whenever he saw the clothes he would remember that night. Max told him to wear something that would not let anyone recognize him at first glance. Not many children wore orange in Konoha. Black was more suitable to conceal oneself, besides, that's what being a ninja is right ? But the boy said he liked orange and Max shrugged it off.
Shuichi smiled as his new son came into view. # He sure is energetic...#
" Alright Father...I'm ready." said Naruto in his happy tone. He didn't want his new father to know about his condition. What would he think when he told him that there's not one but two beings living in him ? And what is it with his hair color?
#Flash back#
Sandaime was surprised when he found out about Naruto's new look. The boy's hair was white, now white hair isn't strange amongst young children here. Jiraiya has white hair when he's young and that doesn't mean it's strange. No it was rare. The question here was that how can one change his hair color like that over night? Was it the because of the seal on him?
Shuichi came in and explained that this was a known medical factor though rare; it's been known to happen from time to time when one has suffered enough depression or emotional break down. In Naruto's case, he was suffering from the villagers that tried to attack him that night. He was traumatized and had gone into a coma. What they didn't know was that Naruto has not one but two living being in him. One a Nine Tailed Demon fox and one a 19-year-old teenager. ( since it's been a few years...Max has grown as well)
" So this is all my fault, I shouldn't have waited..." Sarutobi sighed to himself as he glanced at Naruto's sleeping form.
Shuichi was quiet the whole time but finally had the courage to ask the Hokage, " Hokage-sama, may I have a word with you?"
The Hokage turned to him and waited.
" May I have the permission to take Naruto as my son? " came the short and serious reply.
# End of Flash back#
The trip to the clothing shop was quite fast; Naruto went in and took two white T-shirts, a netted vest, a navy blue jacket and a purple hooded cloak. Even when Shuichi asked him to get something light colored, all Naruto got was a white T-shirt with the words 'It doesn't matter what you think about me.' printed in blood red while a finger flipping off anyone that comes near him on the back. Shuichi raised an eyebrow at that and chuckled to himself. Figures he would choose something like this after what he went through. He paid for the clothes and asked about any other things he needed. Naruto took a pair of fingerless gloves from the shelves and two leather bracers with metal platting.
Then he took three facemasks to cover his mouth and Shuichi started to pay for the items. Then they came to a weapons shop and bought Naruto basic Ninja equipment such as Kunais, Shurikens and two Bokkens.
Finally they went to Ichiraku to have lunch.
Shuichi felt rather proud that he could get all of Naruto's needs and asked if there were more to what he wanted. The boy shook his head and smiled, " Well…you could pay for the ramen."
Shuichi laughed, surely the ramen would be cheaper compared to the stuff they bought earlier. What could possibly be any harder? Well, life is full of surprises.
After 15 minutes, Shuichi still could not believe his eyes as Naruto ate his tenth bowl of beef ramen. Then the eleventh...then the fifteenth, all the way until Naruto filled his stomach with his eighteenth bowl.
" Thanks Dad! That was great!"
Inside Naruto's Mind...
Max munched on his chips and asked " So Kyuubi, what do you think? Let him go on without us first or intervene? " and a nice slurp again from his drink.
The Demon ignored him as he was in thought. This ANIME thing is interesting...though it could be annoying too because it was focused on humans and some facts about demons are wrong and though sometimes funny it's still very weird to see humans doing all these supernatural feats like killing off demons. He still can't get some jokes and was in awe when the God of death is just a girl on a broom though.
Back in reality...
Naruto was excited as he gets to know more and open up to this new relative. Shuichi was cool. Yup, he was cool when he showed him the many things he wanted to ask about. Though he could be strict when it comes to health and his habit of eating ramen though. But Naruto guessed that's just the job of a father. Although only at the age of 25, Shuichi was a good role model for Naruto. However, he can't help take away Naruto's habit of pranking others and would apologize to some neighbors and other families of his adopted son's antics. Still he loved Naruto and would teach him about right and wrong.
Max would sometimes tell Naruto about it too, but he kept one eye shut when Naruto would do some 'Genius' prank...heck half of them were ideas from Max or surprisingly Kyuubi himself.
Naruto was happy at last.
Back at the Hidden Mist village where young Haku and his family moved to stay...
Haku grew up there a happy child. The people in Hidden Mist welcomed his family mainly because of his added bloodline ability to their village and when his father said that he was willing to let Haku be a student in their academy they were given special treatment by being given a nice spot of land. The Hidden Mist Village was short on Ninjas but each individual was strong in their own regard. Though low in numbers, they were elite compared to some other villages that had large numbers or candidates.
At age four young Haku was already informed and had experience his bloodline from activating. It was when his pet rabbit ran away and was killed by a hunter's trap in the forest. Haku was so sad that his tears started to solidity and formed a small miniature rabbit in his palms. He was amazed and ran back to tell his mother. What he got in return was a hug and his father came back with another small rabbit to replace the dead one for him and congratulated him on his discovery. He was given some info on why and how to control it...and was promised more when he was older.
He was ecstatic but felt somewhat sad about his first pet.
One day, while playing with his paper boat. He noticed that he had the urge to try making a replica of his boat. He concentrated on the form of the boat and held out his small palms face up in front of him as though the boat will form in them. It failed. He remembered that his mother told him that the bloodline activated when he was emotional. He thought back about his pet rabbit and felt sad again. The way the rabbit died...the last breath...those red eyes looking back at him...a tear fell from his eyes and suddenly he was sobbing his little heart out " Poor little rabbit...I didn't mean to scare you...please forgive me." and then it happened. He felt a rush and the water particles in the little stream started to float up into his hands.
Haku was in awe as he stared at the blob of water hovering in his palms. He was so excited at this new ability and was tempted to find his mother about his new finding. The water was still twitching though; he tried to think of the form of the boat but then stared in amazement as it formed into a miniature human form. It started to have some details as it started to have a shirt, pants and surprisingly a face!
The man was about 5 inches in height and he look up with a smile. Haku didn't know what to do; this was too weird even with the knowledge about his powers. The man waved to get his attention again and even attempt to jump at him. Finally Haku asked the small man " Um...hello? " and was surprised again as the little man replied " Hello Haku, it's nice to finally meet you in person. " the man was strangely familiar to Haku.
" Well for some unknown reason I'm living inside your mind. Who do you think gave you the idea of being a ninja in the first place? "
Haku nodded and asked " You...you're inside me ? How did you get in me ? "
Daniel shrugged " Like I said, I really don't know. Maybe the fates are playing some kind of cosmic joke on me, but to be honest I consider this a blessing cause I feel I can help you with some things in life. That and because I always wanted to know how an older brother acts towards his little brother. " Daniel said this with a knowing smile.
Haku didn't understand the fate part but beamed at the mention of having Daniel as an older brother. Being the first child of his family, he would be lonely sometimes as his parents would be either too busy working or doing house chores. So having another person to talk to would be cool.
" Cool, I'm Haku, what's yours? " Daniel could tell that he was excited as well.
" My full name is Daniel de los Santos, but you can call me Daniel. " he bowed because of what he read in Japanese culture that bowing is a formality when meeting someone. Haku tried to bow too but since he was holding Daniel he settled for a nod and said in a cute pitched voice " I'd love to have you as my big brother Dan...Dan-ni-elu-nichan!" it was hard pronouncing his name but Daniel didn't say anything about it. # At least he's not calling me Daniel-san. #
" Well as long as I'm here I'll help you no matter what. " said Daniel as he sat down at the edge of Haku's right palm with his feet hanging at the side.
Haku then asked, " How did I make you? " (AN: he's still learning to talk so I guess he'll be blunt in talking)
Daniel replied " I influenced your bloodline ability and took shape from the water particles."
Haku was happy at this and asked " Can I show you to my parents? This is so cool! "
Daniel was in thought but shook his head " No I think it's best to keep this from them because I don't know how will they react once they know that there's someone living in their son's mind."
Haku nodded " Okay, you know I think I saw you before." Daniel smiled and replied, " Yeah I knew you would ask that, I was the one using Sub-Zero as my main character in your mind."
Daniel started telling Haku about what he has been doing these pass three years and the goal he set. Haku was excited when he was told that his Bloodline was somewhat similar with the powers of Sub Zero. ( AN: From Mortal Kombat incase you ask)
" So I get to be as strong as him ? " asked Haku.
Daniel nodded "With my help you can, and you could be ever stronger than he was, cause in my opinion Sub-Zero, the person in your dreams, could do just about anything with his power is he put his mind to it, and I know you can as well, since I know you're a smart boy " he added.
Haku blushed lightly at a compliment. He was used to compliments from his parents but coming from someone he barely knew was a feeling he never felt before. He didn't had any chance to talk to anyone near his new home yet. His mother thinks that it would be unsafe walking around like that in an unknown Village, but she would let Haku out when he's older she promised.
He started to ask about how he would be able to use his bloodline limit ability. This was a fluke by accident he admitted.
"It all physics, you see with water, there is a bunch of possibilities that could be done with H2O. " replied Daniel.
" H2O ? What's that ? "
"H2O is the scientific term for water, H stand for hydrogen, and the O stands for oxygen, and the 2 means how many parts of Hydrogen to one part of Oxygen is used in it to make water. " said Daniel in a teacher like tone.
Haku had this puzzled look but nodded after a few thoughts " So it's what water is made of right ? " hoping it were true.
Daniel nodded " Right, like I said you're a bright boy with a good head on your shoulders with your sense of right and wrong. " praised the small man.
" So there's2 parts of Hydrogen in the water and one part of Oxygen right ? " Haku beamed.
"Correct, you see it's that simple." Daniel said with a bright smile on his face.
Haku nodded, this was one weird day indeed. He continued talking with his newfound family member and sat down by the many small streams near his house. The Mist Village had a large supply of water, so it wasn't a strange thing to see a few streams inside a housing compound. The Houses had high beams that lifted the main house a few inches above ground level incase of a flood.
Haku cocked his head to right and asked something " So um...do you stay on my palm like this all the time or you could walk around? "Holding up a hand like that was tiring for a young boy.
When you start to learn something like the Mizu Bunshin, I could try to control it so you won't wear that hand out when your carrying some small like me around, I could even try to talk to you in your mind but You'd have to learn to reply with your mind as well, cause if you were talking to me out loud with others around they make think your a bit strange.
Haku giggled and nodded " Yeah, but I...I'm not a ninja yet. I need to study in the academy...I hope mommy would let me go there."
Little did Haku know that his father was now at the school signing up his son for the new term.
" I'm sure she'll let you, besides when your in the academy you can take time to learn other things outside of class like Mizu Bunshin and through your bloodline you can create a whole new type of clone, a clone made out of ice. " said Daniel.
Haku was interested in this, he never knew that he could do an Ice Bunshin...heck he didn't know what a Mizu Bunshin is, but whatever it is, his new brother sounded like it's a difficult technique " You think I could do it?" he asked.
" With the help of your bloodline, I know you can, but it will take some time to get it right, and if you're wondering what Mizu Bunshin is, it's a water clone technique that Mist Ninja are familiar with... Plus I know even with this bloodline of yours that it takes a lot to control something this powerful, it also helps when you learn techniques other than water, with your ability to make ice it helps expand the possibilities you can do, but you'd also need another element that can work well with water.
" Oh..." It was confusing, but considering he's still at a ripe age of four. Haku was already a smart young lad.
" I can tell your a bit confused, but when you start at the academy you'll these things out, and I'll also be there to lend a hand as well."
At that Haku nodded and switched his hand that held Daniel " So...could you come out whenever you like? Or I have to… make you ?"
Daniel nodded " I can, and you can as well, and to help you out, next time when you're in your room, and you want to talk to me, concentrate the water particles on a solid surface so you don't have to carry me... when you get stronger, and/or a bit older you'll be able to make things a lot bigger."
Haku nodded and smiled again " So I could bring you with me to school? " he asked hopefully.
Daniel considered this for a while and said " You can, but you'll have to be a bit cautious and so will I, especially when you're around your classmates, besides as long as you be yourself, I'm sure you make a bunch of friends. Some may be a bit shaky to do so because of your bloodline but don't let that get you down, try and see if you can make them understand that there is more to you than just your bloodline."
Haku was afraid that everyone would be afraid of him too. However, listening to this small pep talk boosted his confidence today. He was now looking forward to school this year. As he was walking back to his room he turned and asked " Um...where will I put you when I pee? " Daniel nearly tasted his first face fault here in this new world.
Somewhere in Hidden Sand Village...
Gaara was laughing. This would mean bad news for those who meet him when he's older a few years from now though. However, this time it wasn't an evil or crazy laughter but of pure fun and innocent laughter. It was that that freaked Yashamaru the most. Gaara wasn't as scary as they thought. Well the boy could be in his room for hours and not cry. That was a plus Yashamaru hoped. He tried peaking in the room once and the scene he found out was astounding. The Sand from Gaara's gourd was making shapes of variuous objects at the will of the boy. It was also very realistic that if it wasn't for the lack of colour, the elephant or the pony in Gaara's room would fool Yashamaru.
Today, Gaara at the age of four was riding on a giant gorilla around the house. Yashamaru had long since found out about the boy's ability and just watched on amusingly. He was puzzled about the choice of animal Gaara chose of course, how come he knew that gorillas exist? They lived in the middle of the desert and they don't have gorillas from miles and miles away!
Another mystery for Yashamaru, Gaara's guardian, to ponder about.
Inside Gaara's mind...
Peter was enjoying this. Ranko had long forgiven him for creating her and also understands why he needed her. Yup, you could say they were a couple now. Though it was an on and off situation, lets just say that it is not wise to piss off a girl...with powers that could match a B-class demon.
Ranko loved Gaara like her own little brother and sometimes as a mother figure. Once she found out the story of Gaara's life, thanks to the manga and anime collection on Peter's computer, she felt like it was her duty to take care of little Gaara. It was Ranko and Yashamaru that thought Gaara right from wrong and some morale value to follow. Peter was there to help Gaara on more 'Manly' stuff, like how to kick bad guy ass and things to say when in a situation. Though mostly he would get his own ass kicked by Ranko when he taught Gaara some bad words.
Shukaku would just sulk and rant about how good opportunities to break lose out of his cage was ruined. It was always the same thing. Every time he would try and let Gaara have nightmares, Peter and Ranko would just make his plans back fire. It was the umpteenth time that he finally gave up because of their punishment on him was too humiliating.
" Say Ranko, what do you think Shukaku would do tonight ? " asked Peter amusingly.
Ranko replied, " I don't know Pete, what will he do tonight? "
Peter replied in a mock sinister voice " The same thing he try to do every night Ranko, TRY TO COME OUT OF HIS CAGE! "
Then they would laugh on and on and talk about all his failed attempts on giving Gaara nightmares.
Peter replied again holding in his laughter " You know, the time when he tried giving Gaara nightmares ? "
" He ALWAYS tries to give Gaara-chan nightmares." said Ranko and giggled again.
Peter continued ranting " You'd think he learned not to when I gave him a double dose of Bananas in Pajamas, but no he still tried, that's the keyword 'TRIED'...BHAHAHAHA "
Yup, life was horrible. For a demon at least.
Gaara was called a freak like in the manga at first. Yup, people were afraid of him and hated him. Parents told their children about him being a demon and a monster. Gaara was hurt of course, but after some pep talk and cooing from Peter and Ranko (AN: Ranko did the cooing of course. ) young Gaara was out playing in his favorite spot. The Sand Box at the playground.
Now one would think, why would a boy who is followed by sand, living in the middle of the desert which held allot of sand, would be playing in a sand box? Well that's because with the extra amount of sand, he could make more shapes and stuff with his own sand. Though controlled by Shukaku's chakra, the sand demon had no real control, as Peter was the one making the shapes. Along with Ranko and Gaara's suggestions and help, the sand mixed with the ones in the Sand box would form various shapes and objects.
The other kids was afraid when Gaara's sand gushed out of the gourd at first...but that soon changed as the sand in front of Gaara transformed into a huge and beautiful Sand Castle. It wasn't as big as a real castle but it was big enough for kids to play in. It was 20 feet high and with the extra sand around him Gaara was on a tower in his sand castle. He looked pleased at his creation and waved at the envious children playing at the slides.
They tried to ignore him like they used to but the castle was just so majestic and beautiful to just ignore it. Heck, it was every child's dream to make one that huge, let alone strong enough to walk and sit on it. Truly their heads were turned.
Peter inwardly smirked at the scene. He could see through Gaara's eyes via his monitor like Max and Kyuubi and marveled at the results.
" The Bait is set, now for some more of my genius ideas...heheh." said Peter in his sinister psycho doctor voice.
The ground in front of the castle started to rise and formed two sand ponies and they galloped around the castle. Now more children were attracted to it. Some even had the courage to walk towards the live looking ponies and had this urge to pat them. They never seen a real live Pony before but this was better than just watching it through TV. The ponies even was nice enough to walk towards the boy and lower it's head to let him pat it. The other boys started to slowly go near the pony. Since their parent's wasn't around and they don't even know what's to be afraid of, the younger kids started to enter and touch his castle.
" Wow, it's solid." one kid stated.
" Hey can I ride on it? " asked one boy who's patting the head of the sand pony. Gaara replied " Sure, it won't fall apart don't worry. "
Soon, many children joined in the fun. The older ones were reluctant but when they notice that nearly all of the kids were in the castle and playing with the ponies, they started to walk towards the castle.
Peter smirked " Line, hook and sinker! BWAHHAHAHAHAH! " his insane laughter filled the room.
Everyone was having fun taking turns playing with the ponies, Gaara even created other animals, rabbits, puppies and even his gorilla to let the kids play their fantasies out. The children were amazed at the things Gaara could do and made friends with him.
Suddenly a gruff voice yelled at them from behind " HEY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING YOU MONSTER! "
Some children were startled and turned their heads to see a women running towards them.
More adults appeared and took their child away from Gaara's mini castle and animals. A kid lost his balance from the pulling of his mother and fell down. He bruised his arm and legs and cried from the pain. That does it and the parent blamed Gaara for this while the others just pulled their children away from Gaara.
" You think you could try and trick them ? You just want to trap them in your hell house and kill them don't you? " Yelled a young mother.
At this the other children screamed at the mention of being eaten. So that's why their parents said that he was a demon. He wants to eat them, that explained his powers and ability to create stuff out of sand. They ran away crying to their parent's delight that they finally had their children away from Gaara.
Gaara has tears flowing down his face as his former friends glared back at him as if saying " You tricked me, you monster! " and he threw some rocks at his castle, it bounced off of course.
Peter cursed out loudly at the parents " DAMN YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU HEARD ME TALKING ABOUT YOU AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A SUMMONS! "
Ranko huffed at the scene " Yeah, and don't you dare say Gaara-chan's a monster, you're the monster! "
"I CONDEMN YOU, YOUR CREATOR, AND ANY SUPPORTER YOU MIGHT HAVE TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL! TO DIG UP EVEN DEEPER PARTS SO THAT THEY WILL BE ASSIGNED ONLY TO YOU AND YOURS! " Continued Peter.
Shukaku was about to say a smart-ass remark but one look at Peter shut him up.
He then continued " YOU WILL SUFFER INDIGNITIES NOT EVEN YET IMAGINED IN HELL! " he breathed in and smirked " PLUS, (MY FAVORITE) I'LL BE LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT YOUR PAIN AND SUFFERING! "
" ...Nice one human."
The day ended with Gaara alone. Again. He walked home alone as usual and knocked on the door. Yashamaru let him in and hugged him for comfort.
" Shssshh...Don't cry, they just don't understand you..." cooed Yashamaru, although deep down inside, he was truly sad at this. He saw everything from his window and was surprised that the other children was willing to play with Gaara. That parent was what shocked Yashamaru the most; it showed how simple and close-minded people were. He himself was given the task of killing off Gaara today; he declined after seeing Gaara talked to him about how he felt.
The first time Gaara confessed to Yashamaru was that he was truly sorry about his mother that died from giving birth to him. He said that he would give back anything to have a normal life, to have a mother and that if killing him would make Yashamaru forgive him for something he didn't do, he would gladly die. Peter was willing to kill Yashamaru if the guy didn't forgive Gaara though. Fortunately, Yashamaru forgave Gaara and said that he would take care of him like his own son.
Gaara cried on and asked " Why...why did they run away? Why? I didn't hurt them at all..."
Peter yelled " Yeah, those stupid parents think they're in danger? Stupid morons. "
The day went on as usual only Gaara being quiet. He was up and at 'em again by his bedtime though. Peter was plotting his revenge scheme inside Gaara's mind while Ranko kept a look out for Shukaku if he ever try to cause any nightmares.
After a few hours...a large yell of " EUREKA! I got the perfect plan! Bwhahahahah they won't be able to sleep for nights to come... BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Peter laughed on at his plan. Yup he's at it again. The Village of the Hidden Sand isn't going to be a peaceful village no more.
Peter came to screen.
" Ladies and Gentlemen, it's bimbo number 5 ! "
Ranko glared at him " Who you calling a bimbo? "
" Um...alright, how bout Stayin Alive? " said Peter.
" Better."
The Next day...
Gaara walked to the town center. His gourd behind him and he had an unusual air about him. He was blushing. Yup, the so-called Monster of the Hidden Sand, the Terror of the Wind Country, Destroyer of Pots and Pans...scratch that. Let's just say that he's prepared for Peter's master plan.
( AN : Okay People this is gonna be a bit mild Lime. Kids under 13 please stay away. But I doubt you would listen anyway.)
There he stood, valiantly and filled with confidence. Okay, maybe that's a bit too far off...lets just say that he's wiling to go through everything Peter planned then.
#Flash Back#
Gaara had a huge blush on his face as he woke up from his dream. Breathing heavily he mentally asked his 'Conscience' about what's going on.
" Um...what are you doing ? " asked a timid Gaara.
Peter turned around and replied " Oh this? I was ...um…exercising. Yeah, God knows I need my exercises. Being inside your head isn't bad but I do need some exercise. Just look at my abs! I swear they weren't that hard when I came here. Oh yeah that's a good one."
Ranko whimpered " Oh my...five times ? "
Peter sighed " I'm sorry...this never happened before...I might be tired.." he paused for a few seconds and continued " Okay I'm ready for round two ! " he was about to do it but unfortunately Gaara asked again, " But can you do it...quietly? And I think you're hurting her." he said this as he pointed to a blushing redhead under Peter.
Peter smirked " Alright, let's do it like this then..."
End Flash BackA large puddle of blood could be seen flowing freely from the town center. Gaara could be seen laughing his little heart out with a blush as adults passing by either fainted from the scene in front of them or just downright stood there drooling slowly losing conscious. Peter and Ranko was having a make out session in broad day light via Shukaku Sand Cinema.
Later that day...
Peter said victoriously " So you rather me do it at night or day?"
" Fine, Just do it in my head. Dad was so freaked out that he thought I killed them from the looks of bodies and blood around there." replied Gaara.
" Peter, you're scaring him." scolded Ranko from the side.
" Alright, alright...we'll start doing those Kata's then. Train me mama! " said Peter as he tried to hug Ranko.
" Good, I could learn something from you two." said Gaara excited to learn from Ranko. He'd seen her perform the Kata's before and he was really interested in learning them.
Peter beamed at Gaara " Sure, you could also learn how to..."
Gaara stopped him " No, for the last time, I do not want to know how to detect a G spot. I don't even WANT to know what the hell is a G spot! ".
Peter pouted " But you're a man! "
Gaara replied huffing, but only add to his cuteness, " I'm only 5 yours old!"
Little did Gaara know that a crowd of men had gathered, wishing to learn the secret of the G spot... He had spoken too loud.
Somewhere in the Fire country, there stood the great Hokage Monument. The Four Faces of the Former Hokages gazed down upon its village, protecting all those who lived in the Hidden Village of the Leaf.
In this village, there were many swell ninja clans. Among them, there is one such clan that divides their own clan members. Yes, it is the most powerful clan in all of The Leaf Village, it was rumored to have the strongest bloodline in the Village. That's right folks, I'm talking about the Hyuuga clan. Which is where the camera is taken us...
Zooms to a mansion.
Nope, our hero isn't here...now where is he ?
Searching... searching...Gee I feel like I'm searching for the Hidden Mickey on DIsney Channel...oh here he is...Our Hero of the Hyuuga Clan, well at least soon to be Hero. He's said to be a prodigy child, a genius, a mastermind of his own clan. Strong, determined, skillful, brilliant, tough as nails, swift as the wind, more cunning than a... mouse ? Um...sorry, here he is ladies and gentlemen...Hyuuga Neji !
Snore... snore...
Ooookaay...so he's sleeping. Wait! Even a hero needs his nap time and Neji's only four years old ! Look at him...so cute, with his black silky hair, I wish I had hair like that.
Okay, enough with the ranting, on with the show !
Neji woke up as his nose picked up a scent. Yes, it was time for his training, but first...prey... He stood up and looked around for any signs of his enemy.
No sign.
Good.
He shall have victory this time.
Young Neji stalked by the living room, pass the library, through the study, skipped pass the armory, crawled over to the hallway...and spotted his target. Yes, it is there, unprotected, unnoticed by anyone but him, there it lay, glowing and basking in the sun light, it is truly the food of God almighty, the greatest invention to mankind. It's golden colour shimmered in the morning Sun ray, glistening and majestic. It's aroma filled young Neji's nostrils, he felt faint but he stood his ground. No...the golden prize, it is his and his alone. No one shall touch it. It is his duty to save it from harm. The boy took caution, such a magnificent sight mustn't sway a ninja, if he fails, he shall be dishonored.
He slowly crept through the hallway. Each step was heavy and hard. He made sure to make no sound. His heart beats heavily and faster at each inch he took. His eyes darted left and right, up and down, front and back. Oh how wonderful it will be if he could master his Bloodline Limit. The Byakugan.
The Byakugan. It is said that with this ability, the user could have a visual range of almost 360 degrees. With more mastery on this ability, the user could even have the power to look through matter...and even the Tenketsu points in the opponent's body. Companioning this with his family Taijutsu style, the Hyuuga Jyuuken, or Gentle Fist. Pouring Chakra through the fingers, one could block the opponent's chakra passage; therefore destroying it's flow of chakra from the enemy.
Yes, it would be a great help in this situation, where unknown forces or evil could jump out at any moment. However, it looks like our young hero would soon succeed his quest this time. Not that the pass few quest has failed. No it was the fault of one being...one terrible, horrible, mysterious, unmentionable animal that no one would believe ever living or appearing if young Neji told them. Such a creature shouldn't be mentioned here for it would haunt little children in their sleep.
Neji could feel the blood pumping through his veins from his little heart. He was near; he could almost taste the victory. He could run...he could...wait, what is this? Oh no! It is his nemesis. Neji's pearl white eyes widened in shock as the animal calmly sniffed the air around it. The young boy halted his steps, not wanting the creature to notice him a few feet apart.
The air...the density...the battle aura, the thousand yard stare... that was the stare that was being sent through the hallways...
Then the two predators locked eyes with each other.
The three main objects were lined up in the narrow hallway of the huge Hyuuga Branch house mansion.
A boy, a plate of cheese and a mouse.
" Don't you dare..." muttered Neji as he took a small step towards his target, not keeping his eyes away from neither one of them, the mouse however, acted oblivious to Neji's presence.
It moved.
It has begun.
" NOOOOOO ! "
The boy launched his attack. Forgetting all his trainings. Leaving his humanity behind. This was the survival of the fittest. He was a beast now young Neji. Baring his teeth and his eyes glaring at the rodent, he dashed forward.
The mouse, finally noticing the wave of malice in the air...ran and took the piece of cheese from the plate. It was a small piece, but it was HIS CHEESE !
Young Neji chased the little mouse, dodging all the household appliances, running through his family's personal training grounds. The mouse wasn't slow either. The boy, the mouse and the cheese in the mouse's mouth. All three traveled high and low and across the entire Hyuuga Estate, neither of the two slowed down for a breather. Yet neither of the two dared giving up the prize.
Panting and aching from his chase, Neji felt even more determined to get back that small piece of Cheese. Nothing stands between a man and his cheese, nothing...not even a mouse.
The mouse was getting the rundown of it's life. Yup, not ever in his life that he would be chased by a human being for so long. He only took a small piece...why so stingy? Anyway, who knows what these two-legged creatures think? He's just a mouse...a mouse on a mission.
After two more hours, the two beings could be seen tiring down to a slower pace. Sure girls and other occupants of the clan shrieked, screamed, yelled, cursed, and even asked " WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? " but Neji's mind didn't waver, he was set on getting back that cheese !
The mouse wasn't so lucky this time and when it was about to hide in a small tunnel between the rocks of the garden, the door slid opened and slammed on to the mouse's face. Yup, he was knocked out.
Neji yelled in victory and went over to get his prize. He took the small mouse in his palms and pluck out the piece of cheese still in the mouse's grasp. The little boy walked to the plate where his main dish was laying, hoping that he was not too late for it.
As he opened the door to the hallway...
His visage turned sour. The plate...the plate that holds the one true cheese was gone. He knew that there was only one place...one place in the mansion that he could find that plate. In the kitchen.
Of course he was yelled at for bringing the culprit in the kitchen. When he arrived...ah there it was. Sitting peacefully on the table.
If only he wasn't so short.
He found a chair by the far corner of the kitchen, as his genius mind worked out the logic. He went and carried the chair, even with the weight of the mouse in his mouth ( AN : Ewww...I know I know...but hey, Goku did it when he was young ! ) he slowly made his way to the table. His target closing in.
" Hey Neji, why is there a mouse in your mouth? Take that out, you don't know where it's been before." said a voice behind him. It was his father, Hyuuga Hizashi.
Neji would talk but the mouse was in his mouth. The only way for him to tell his father that he knew EXACTLY where the mouse been this whole morning was to let it free. But by doing that he risked his chance of punishing the mouse for stealing his cheese.
He inwardly sighed, his name must be cleared, and the mouse will be caught later on. He needed the extra challenge after all. He let go of the mouse in his mouth and look up at his father " Father, I know where the mouse went. Well at least I know where he went this morning because I was chasing him..." Neji couldn't continue...no he couldn't...as his prize was being consumed...by none other than his own father !
Betrayal.
That was all he felt.
Disappointment. He felt it in his heart.
Sadness, self-loathing, self-pity, discourage...all those emotions he never felt before was roughly introduced by his mind.
" Hey, this is nice cheese, I heard it's from the Cow Village, they made great cheese. Neji, training's in one hour, since you spent all your morning running around. I guess you must've still have some energy left in ya. Don't be late. " With that said, Hizashi left the kitchen.
" How...how could he ? " muttered young Neji.
Insert sad violin sonnet
The little boy, lost in his own thoughts, betrayed by his own father. The one figure that he looks up to. This was too much for his little heart. No, this isn't true. Oh how could fate play such a cruel thing to this boy ? HOW ? WHY ?
Ahem...
The mouse, stared at the unmoving human. The large one left, eating all the cheese. Leaving his young there standing, to starve...this won't do. No wonder the young human chased the cheese so hardly. He needed food too. The mouse then did something unexpected, as the title of the story is intended. The mouse went to the boy's toes and offered the piece of cheese he had.
And thus, a new friendship of understanding and trust was formed...between a mouse...and a boy.
.End Chapter.
TBC ?
( AN: Alright, thanks for watching we had lots of fun doing this catch us on the Fifth Episode of Unexpected Events. I'm Max Knight hope you liked the show. Oh and maybe we could do a hoe down the next time...what ? You want us to do a hoe down NOW ? Okay what do you think folks ? Fine, here's a song fic parodiying the song from Barry Manillow, Copacabana. The song is UE Cantina ! ( If you are not familiar with this song, go download it and sing it together. )
#Music for Copacabana starts#
His name was Naruto, he was an Orphan.
With Kyuubi Sealed inside him now, there was another boy named Max
He would do Jutsus, and also pranking,
But while he tried to be a star,
People always kick him far.
When he would be alone, let's hope he won't get stoned.
With a rush of red chakra he would be breaking all your bones.
(Chorus)
At Konoha ( LEAF ! ) Konoha Cafe ( Konoha Cafe )
The coolest spot North of the Hot Springs ( Here ! )
At Konoha ( LEAF ! ) Konoha Cafe...
Perverts and large toads were always shown on the road.
At Konoha...He kicked some ass !
(New Verse)
His name was Gaara, he was abandoned.
He had the same fate as Naruto except he can't get oh no sleep,
And when he gets mad, the fight would be bad,
The people went too far,
You better go rent a car.
Gaara would kick your ass, you better run away fast.
With more guns than Arnold or Stallone,
No one would dare go alone !
(Chorus)
At the Suna ( Sand ) Suna Cantina ( Suna Cantina !)
The Hottest Spot at the West of Konoha ( Here )
At the Suna ( Sand ) Suna Cantina ...
Blood baths and bodies were normal in groupies
At the Suna...He owned them all...
(New Verse)
His name was Haku, he looks like Legolas.
Moved from Snow village to Mist, his family with him.
Learned of his bloodline, he found out one day.
He grows up with a pal, his name was DA-NI-EL.
Knew about Sub-Zero, the bad guys gotta go.
With his powers he would freez ya,
blow away with just a breeze YEAH !
(Chorus)
At the Mizu ( Mist ) Mizu Cantina ( Muzu Cantina !)
The Coldest place Eastof Konoha ( Here ! )
At the Mizu ( Mist ) Muzi Cantina...
Senbons and Rabbits oh you can all have it
At the Mizu...He skates on Ice...
(New Verse)
His name was Neji, he had white Iris.
A Branch Member of the Hyuuga Clan, his daddy hates the Main man.
He loves to eat cheese, and sleeping all day.
But when a mouse enters his life, well they all come down to a fight.
At last they became friends, eating cheese was their plan.
As they grow up with the others,
they had so many friends !
(Chorus)
All in Konoha ( Leaf ) Konoha Cafe ( Konoha Cafe)
The place where our heros Ce Le Brate. ( HERE )
At Konoha ( Leaf ) Konoha Cafe ...
Demons and Weird guys all talking together..
At Konoha...The Story Begins...
#Music Fades#
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