Raventhedarkgoddess: Yep, another pointless installment in my Design series. I don't own Teen Titans or Trading Spaces. This chapter has no point- I'm just introducing the plot here. Also, those of you who remember my other fic, yes, I will be accepting people to be in the story.
Trading Spaces: Back In Action?
Chapter One: Two Houses, Twice the Insanity
Robin: Hello, and welcome to Trading Spaces! Since I'm done being tormented and I've already had my turn to design a room, I'm your host for today!
(pauses to wait for cheering, hears only a cricket chirp)
Robin... No respect... Anyway, today we're going to do something different! Instead of both rooms being here in Titan's Tower, we're going to to also redo one at the H.I.V.E,which is convently (wink) located next door!
(pauses to wait for cheering again)
Robin: You're supposed to cheer, dammit... ANYWAY, let's meet today's teams. For Titan's Tower, we have former hostess Starfire and her sister Blackfire, formerly a partner of Raven on our last show.
Starfire: I cannot believe that someone would pair me with my sister!
Blackfire: You mean I have to work with her again? No fair! I want to work with Robin!
Starfire: Do not bring Robin into this!
Blackfire: Why, you protective of him or something?
Starfire: (growls)
Robin: How cute... Sibling... er... love.
Sisters: (glaring at each other as if they would like to kill one another)
Robin: Um, anyway, our next team is H.I.V.E. student Gizmo and Titan Tower's own Cyborg!
Gizmo: NO! You cannot expect me to work with that tin can!
Cyborg: Don't make me woop on your tiny butt, Gizmo!
Gizmo: Shut up, you snot-muncher.
Robin: Now, I'm sure they'll grow closer as a team. (coughs nervously)
(loud crash is heard as Gizmo crashs against a wall, failing to hit Cyborg)
Robin: Um, anyway, would the designer who will be working with the sister's team in order to redo Gizmo's room please come out?
Jynx: (with a florish) Ta-da!
Starfire: I have seen Jynx's work and do not feel this is the best idea...
Jynx: (sending heart eyes at Cyborg and not listening)
Robin: And the designer working with Gizmo and Cyborg in order to redo Cyborg's room is none other than former contestent Raven Roth.
Raven: (glares at Jynx while wiping what appears to be blood off of her hands)
Gizmo: Hey, where's loser number five?
Raven: He... didn't want to be a part of the action after last time's contest.
Cyborg: (sing-song voice) Raven kicked his ass...
Robin: To compensate for our enormous cast, we decided that our carpenter Slade should have some help. So say hello to our new carpenters!
(Slade enters with Beast Boy, who is nursing several cuts from 'Raven's Fury', Mammoth, and Dr. Light)
Beast Boy: (sees Raven) Eep! (ducks behind Slade)
Slade: Haha... I have my own help now... I have no need for crazy people to assist me...
Robin: Slade would appricate more help, though, if anyone would be willing to work with him. (evil smirk)
Slade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Robin: Anyway, Starfire, what would you like to see in your room?
Starfire: Cheer and happiness and...!
Raven: Right... I don't do happy...
Robin: Um... Gizmo, how about you?
Gizmo: Good luck getting into my room, butt-munchers!
Raven: (moves over to Gizmo) Remember me?
Gizmo and Dr. Light: (both scream at sight of Raven)
Gizmo: FINE! Here's the key!
Raven: (hands key to Starfire)
Dr. Light: So dark...
Raven: Come on, team. (drags Gizmo and Cyborg upstairs)
Robin: Um... Dismissed, I guess.
At the H.I.V.E...
Jynx: Welcome to Gizmo's room!
(junk is piled everywhere among various machines, along with random schoolbooks and dirty landry)
Blackfire: This is disgusting... (throws random pair of heart-covered underwear across the room)
Starfire: Whatshall we do first?(ignoring Blackfire)
Jynx: Get rid of the machines and science junk- What a waste of space! I was thinking a brighter tone of furnature- Maybe something like orange or yellow... Yeah, orange and yellow with some green accents! Maybe even a furry rug! (heart eyes)
Starfire: Gizmo does not strike me as a bright person...
Blackfire: I don't paint. Get used to it.
(Robin enters)
Robin: You may not paint, but your hair looks lovely painted!
Blackfire: You're so cute I can ignore that remark!
Robin: 0.o Crap...
Jynx: These two may not make a good team...
Blackfire: (huggles Starfire) What're you talking about! I love my little sister!
Robin: Um, great, I knew you two would get along! (Runs away)
Blackfire: (drops stranglehold on Starfire) WHAT am I doing wrong!
Jynx: Could it be that he just doesn't like you? Come on, get to work!
Blackfire: But.. But... My nails!
Titan's Tower
Gizmo: Ugh, doesn't that girl have any sense? (steps into Starfire's pink room) IT BURNS!
Cyborg: Well, then get your tiny butt in gear and HELP!
Raven: I decided on a minumal amount of pink and some purple...
Gizmo: Gee, goth girl, didn't think you were capable of doing nice things! (Thinking: That I can't WAIT to mess up!)
Raven: (reachs to lift hood away from face)
Gizmo: Eek!
Cyborg; I like the design.
Gizmo: It's yucky!
Cyborg: Yucky? You talk like a four year old...
Gizmo: Why you stinking, smelly, snotty...
Raven: Gizmo, get to work!
Gizmo: AHHHHH! OKAY!
Cyborg: (question marks for eyes)
Raventhedarkgoddess: I am accepting people, so if you read the last one, you know what to do. Name, age, GENDER, room (or Slade-land) and any other information you want to send. R+R if the stupidity of this story suits you, and I should have everyone in without much problem by chapter three.