Raventhedarkgoddess: Time to get back to work on this story, I suppose. Thanks for all the reviews- Makes me feel special. Anyway, without much of an authoress's note, let's just get on with the story.

Chapter Three: Help?

Slade-land...

Slade: (eyes twitch) Maybe they wont' come... Maybe they'll just leave me alone...

(loud footsteps are heard, Slade's eye twitches in time with the footsteps)

Beast Boy: Chill, dude, it's probably no one.

Mammoth: Yeah Slade, calm down.

Dr. Light: Yes... Raven was already here, you have nothing to fear...

Slade: NOTHING! You don't understand...

(the door flys open and hits the wall)

Haz: So we're working in this dump? Sounds interesting.

Slade:... Who... Who're you!

Jacky: We're your help, you silly!

Slade: ... Silly? (distracted)

Jacky: Yes, silly.

Haz: Will you stop saying silly?

Jacky: I'LL SAY SILLY IF I WANT TO SAY SILLY!

Jessica: Hehe, hiya Slade!

artemisgirl: REMEMBER ME! (comes bounding into the room)

Slade: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

artemisgirl: Hey, I think Slade remembers me! YAY!

WeaselChick: Haha, Slade is afraid...

Dr. Light: They aren't that bad...

Jacky: HEY, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO!

Haz: NO, DON'T TOUCH THE SAW!

Dr. Light: I could be wrong...

Beast Boy: They kinda remind me of the people who worked with me... Scary...

Slade: NO! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING! WHY ARE YOU ALL HERE!

artemisgirl: To help you!

Jacky: Yeah, silly!

Slade: HELP! YES, I NEED HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME!

Robin: (still standing outside the door) Slade seems to like his new help. (walks off whistling)

Slade: NO! Back, YOU FIENDS! BACK I SAY!

artemisgirl: I like this button... (saw is heard again)


In Gizmo's room at the H.I.V.E...

Jynx: I think these new curtains look great!

Blackfire: If you like fire-truck red.

Jynx: It's BEAUTIFUL!

Starfire: Of course it is... (backing away)

(door is thrown open)

Red: All right! We get to work in here!

Vandagirl: THIS ROCKS! Oh, hiya Blackfire... (slightly evil grin)

Iris: So nice to finally be here.

Blackfire: At least I don't know any of them.

Morph: Nice to meet you! (bouncing around) Never thought I'd get to come back!

Blackfire: (twitch) Is that all of them?

Starfire: It appears to be!

Robin: (from doorway, standing back and slightly freaked out) Um, I may get you more help later, small crew this time.

Jynx: That's great, i'm sure we'll have fun!

Iris: Hehe, you'll bet we will!

Jynx: See, Blackfire, you made them sound like bad people!

Blackfire: That's BECAUSE THEY ARE!

Starfire: They seem to be, 'normal' enough.

Morph: Hehe, lookie at the funny, ugly color on the wall...

Vandagirl: You're right, it is ugly!

Red: We should repaint this!

Jynx: (comes over with fire in her eyes) WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Morph: Hm... You look mad, for some reason.

Vandagirl: I think we made a friend!

Starfire: Um... What should we work on, designer Jynx?

Jynx: (grins) We need to... (starts rattling off long list)

Vandagirl: Hey, what do we look like, free work!

Jynx: (glare)

Red: Um, yes we do.

Blackfire: I can't believe you people are here... (sniff)


Starfire's Room...

Raven: Where the hell did this hole in the wall come from! (turns to glare at Cyborg and Gizmo)

Cyborg: (grabs Gizmo and holds him up like a shield)His fault!

Gizmo: PUT ME DOWN, YOU TIN CAN! It's all his fault, really it is... (begging, trying to kneel to grovel in mid-air)

Raven: Just fix the wall before I kill you both.

Cyborg: (reluctently sets Gizmo down)

Gizmo: (falls on face)

Cyborg: (steps on Gizmo on way over to examine the wall)

Gizmo: Of course, your little girlfriend would never kill you... (muttering)

Cyborg: Yo, what'd you say!

Raven: Just fix the wall before I...

(door flys open, drowning out Raven's threat)

D. Montgomery: Hehehehehehehehe, and I return to Trading Spaces!

Raven: Oh, this cannot be happening to me right now...

D. Montgomery: Aw, come on, you know you loved working with me!

Gizmo: Who are these losers?

Lady Hood: Only loser in this room is named Gizmo...

Gizmo: I know... HEY, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME!

Mariasha: This seems like it should be an interesting room to work in.

Robin: ACK! I didn't even see you... You room-wrecker!

Raven: Hey, long time no see, Mariasha.

Mariasha: I see you and Cyborg are still together. Wonderful.

Robin: Hey, what about the room you wrecked!

Mariasha: I saved that room and you know it.

Robin: I... I... I... (gets up and leaves room)

Jamie: Hehe, that was fun.

Gizmo: Why do we have to work with you!

Lady Hood: Because I said so!

Gizmo:

Cyborg: I could use some help fixing the wall...

Raven: No. That you and Gizmo can do. Now, as for everyone else...

Cyborg: (steaming)

Gizmo: HAHA!

Cyborg: Do you wanna go through the wall again?

Gizmo: NO!

Raventhedarkgoddess: Very short. Longer update later. R+R