Raventhedarkgoddess: That's right, I'm BACK. Band camp has been the death of me, marching every day in 90 degree heat... xX But anyway, I finally got a spare moment and thought I'd get you people a new chapter before you became a murderous angry mob or something like that. Enjoy your new chapter, and please remember that flames will become the fire that burns in my living room as soon as the 90 degree heat goes away.
Chapter Four: Untitled
Raven's getting a headache from this group...
Gizmo: There, wall's fixed!
Jamie: You never should have broken a wall in the first place...
Gizmo: It's all CYBORG'S fault.
Raven: (glares at Gizmo from across the room, where she is trying to instruct D. Montgomery on the use of a sewing machine) For the last time, you just thread through here...
D. Montgomery: I DON'T GET IT! (tangled up in a ball of string)
Raven: Can SOMEONE ELSE please come sew these curtains?
D. Montgomery: Oh, come on, Raven, just give me another chance to thread this... (accidentally snares Raven's hand into the yarn)
LadyHood: I can sew if it's really needed...
Mariasha: It mightbe an advisable idea...
Raven: Can someone hand me those scissors to cut my hand out of this?
Gizmo: Oh, oh, I'll do it for you!
Raven: No, that's okay, I'd rather have someone who won't chop my hand off do it... Mariasha, why don't you do it?
Gizmo: Hey, I would not!
Raven: Right... (holds out wrist for Mariasha to cut off the string)
LadyHood: Here, let me do that.
D. Montgomery: But... But... I wanna do it... (sniff)
Raven: Oh, please, can everyone just stop...
Cyborg: You would have and that's the end of it! (in Gizmo's face)
Raven: Come on, you two, stop it!
(crash)
Raven: What NOW?
Jamie: Opps...
Raven: What did you do?
Jamie: I, er, dropped something...
D. Montgomery: Yeah, right out the window!
Jamie: Er... Opps?
Gizmo: (from outside) YOU STUPID CAKESNIFFING LITTLE...
Raven: Well, that's not really important. Shut the window.
Cyborg: Yeah, go Rae!
Mariasha: Well, we have work to do, don't we?
(footsteps are heard coming up the steps)
Robin; Why was Gizmo outside?
Gizmo: They threw me out!
Robin: Calm down... Now, why was he outside?
Raven: I have no idea.
Mariasha: Well, he's back now, so perhaps you'd like to leave, Robin?
Robin: (growls and leaves)
Mariasha: I still saved that room and you know it!
Raven: Um... Can we please just try to WORK, for once?
Mariasha: Oh, of course. Right.
D. Montgomery: But... The sewing machine... (sniff)
Raven: (sigh)
Are we having fun yet, Jynx?
Jynx: For the last time, no, this is my color scheme!
Morph: So you really like fire-truck red and neon yellow and orange walls?
Jynx: If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it!
Blackfire: Well, he's right, it's ugly.
Morph: I didn't say that...
Jynx: (gives me a firey look)
Iris: Um... SO what should we do next?
Jynx: Well, I want you to go downstairs and greet the delivery guy with the new rug!
Red: Do I even wanna know what color it is?
Starfire: I am sure it is something most hidious...
Jynx: BRIGHT ORANGE LIKE THE TRIM! Isn't it WONDERFUL?
Vandagirl: Gizmo won't be able to see in here...
Red: So? It ALMOST makes you feel bad for him.
Vandagirl: Quote 'almost' Come on, let's go get that rug! (bounces off down steps)
Three minutes later, at front door...
Robin: So you're waiting for a rug delivery?
Blackfire: Yes, Robin. (smiles at him)
Robin: (backs up toward Morph) And, uh, how do you feel about that?
Morph: It's an ugly rug! A very ugly rug! It's going to complete the very ugly room that Jynx... (feels eyes in top of head from a window above him) I DIDN'T MEAN IT! (dodges a pink bolt)
Red: Yeah, Morph made a new friend.
Robin: Um, right... Have fun with that... (runs inside)
Vandagirl: Wonder what his problem is?
Delivery Man: I have a rug delivery...
Red: OH! OH! I WANNA GET A SPIFFY PACKAGE IN THE MAIL! (grabs package and tries to run with it)
Vandagirl: Hello, Mr. Delivery Dude! Should I sign on the dotted line!
Delivery Man: Um, this is for a Jynx...
Morph: Oh! Oh! I can be Jynx! I just need ugly pink hair and a bad design taste!
Vandagirl: NO! I WANNA SIGN IT!
Morph: (backs off)
Iris: Just hurry up already so we can run back upstairs in angry mob form!
Morph: YAY FOR ANGRY MOBS!
Delivery Man: (lets Vandagirl sign the clipboard)
Vandagirl: HA! I WIN! (runs away)
Morph and Iris: (grab the rug)
Red: FEAR THE MOB!
Jynx: (hears them coming) MY RUG!
Blackfire: (is hit with the door as Red throws it open)
Red: HERE'S YOUR RUG!
Starfire: It is... different, yes? (rug is orange with red spots the color of the curtains)
Jynx: Lovely!
Morph: Yeah if you like... (notices Jynx's glare) I'll shut up now.
Poor Slade... Poor, defenseless, stupid Slade...
Slade: Ack, make them go away!
WeaselChick: Oh, come on, there's nothing wrong with the way we do things!
Haz: No, not at all...
Jacky: WHY IS MY HAND ALL STICKY? (pulls up hand with a board still attached to it)
Dr. Death: Well, I belive you may have used too much wood glue...
Beast Boy: HEHE! YOU LOOK FUNNY!
Jacky: (smacks him with the end of the board) Shut up, you!
Artemisgirl: Slade, you'll have to come out of that corner sometime!
Slade: (puts hand over head) No I won't! I can stay here forever!
Artemisgirl: That's what you think... (random evil laugh and lighting)
Mammoth: Well, Slade, they certainly are interesting people, but they seem harmless enough...
Mew-Xena: (walks in among all the confusion)
Slade: HARMLESS? DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT THEY DID TO ME!
Mew-Xena: Oh, come on, so we had a couple of accidents...
Slade: YOU CALL CHOPPING MY LIMBS OFF ACCIDENTS!
Artemisgirl: Hey, welcome back! (slaps Mew-Xena a high-five)
Slade: No, this cannot be happening... (goes to rip hair out buthas no hair to rip out)
Jessica: We're not all that bad!
Beast Boy: (trying to run backward, away from Jacky)
Haz: Now Jacky, stop hitting him...
Jacky: GET THIS THING OFF ME!
Beast Boy: I'm trying! (gets whacked again)
Dr. Death: Um... Maybe they're NOT harmless...
Slade: NO!
Haz: Jacky, don't hit the machine with...
(sparks fly everywhere as one of the saws explodes)
Mammoth: ...I take that back.
Raventhedarkgoddess: Sorry it's so short, but I'm just not in the mood to write straight humor right now, I'm too tired. R+R, please! Any suggestions are also welcome!