Raventhedarkgoddess: I haven't updated since BAND CAMP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Guess I should do that, huh? Enjoy. (written inmy 15 spare minutesbefore band, may not be all that great)
Chapter Five: Nighttime Chores
Raven's group has become too much for her to handle...
Raven: Can we just keep our voices down for two seconds?
Raven-Vegeta: Yes... One... I can't do it!
Mariasha: No, two seconds of peace isn't possible...
Raven: See, this is why I'm going to leave you in charge.
Mariasha: (smiles)
LadyHood: So now we're going to get homework?
Raven: Yes. Anyone have a problem with that?
Raven-Vegeta: Um, no, that'll be fine... I'm babbling again!
Jamie: Yes you are.
Raven-Vegeta: That's not nice!
Jamie: You said it...
Raven: Oh, come on! It'll take me two seconds to assign you HOMEWORK!
Raven-Vegeta: But I can't be quiet for two seconds... (whimpers)
Raven: Oh, come on...
LadyHood: (smiles) Can we have our homework now, please?
Raven: You seem to like the idea of homework...
LadyHood: Yes, homework is GOOD!
Raven-Vegeta: Are you a computer nerd or something?
Mariasha: Now, you be nice!
Raven: You know what? (hands Mariasha a list) I'm going to go lay down in my OWN room...
Raven-Vegeta: Which I assume is no longer pink?
Raven: (glares, leaves)
Cyborg and Gizmo: (bickering)
Gizmo: For the last time, you repaint the wall if you don't like it!
Cyborg: Rae never told you to put BLACK poka-dots on the walls!
Gizmo: It's better than that girly crap. (throws paintbrush, which lands on Mariasha's paper)
Mariasha: Stop, you two! (throws paintbrush back, which, by some strange miricle, smacks Gizmo right in the face)
Gizmo: Why you oinking, pig-breathed...
Cyborg: You call that an insult? (sweatdrop)
Gizmo: Quiet you tin-brained...
Mariasha: (throws paintbrush into his mouth) Quiet, would you?
Jamie: So, what do we have to do?
LadyHood: Aren't we just waiting for the carpenters so we can stain and paint things...?
Raven-Vegeta: And paint the WALL again.
(Gizmo ducks)
Mariasha: Yes, now can we please all just work without fighting? And can someone finish these curtains?
Gizmo: I'd be happy to...
LadyHood: Um, no. I'll do it.
Gizmo: (kicks bucket of paint, which spills all over the drop-cloth on the floor)
Raven-Vegeta: (slips in the paint while having a fit about wanting to sew)
Gizmo: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Cyborg: (smacks Gizmo)
(bickering resumes)
Mariasha: It's going to be a long night...
Jynx is going to have to kill someone if she can't get away...
Jynx: YOU BROUGHT MY CARPET! (glomps the nearest person, who happens to be Morph)
Morph: Being... glomped... Dying... (gasp)
Jynx: (lets go of Morph and huggles the rug instead) My precious...
Starfire: This is... Most disturbing, yes?
Blackfire: For once, I'm agreeing with you.
Vandagirl: (drops rug on Jynx's foot) I'm not holding the rug so you can hug it!
Jynx: Hey, what was that for!
Morph: 'Cause we don't like you? AHHHHHHH! (dodges Jynx)
Starfire: Um, why do we not begin the laying of your 'precious'?
Jynx: (heart eyes, then realizes what time it is) I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP! Okay, I need you to... (rattles off very long listthe author istoo lazy to type and no one listens to anyway)
Red: What do you need beauty sleep for?
Morph: RIGHT ON! (gives Red a high five, Jynx glares at them both)
Jynx: I'm going off to bed now, so I want you all to make sure that everything is done when I wake up, okay? I'm leaving Iris in charge.
Iris: Why me?
Jynx: Because you're the only one who doesn't annoy me to the point of insanity. (leaves)
Iris: Um, okay... I guess we should work now...
Blackfire: Ha, why work if we don't have to! (picks paint flecks off her nails)
Morph: Do it or I'll... I'll... I'll sic some scary thingy of doom on you!
Vandagirl: Yeah, what he said!
Red: This room hurts my eyes... And my head...
Iris: Mine too... Wait, how can we paint furnature we don't have?
Starfire: The... carpetenry crew is to make it, yes? Not that we shall see it...
Iris: They can't be that bad.
Vandagirl: Then you've obviously never been on Trading Spaces!
Iris: I guess I'll find out...
Morph: They're scarier than my scary thingy of doom... DOOM!
Blackfire: (laying on the drop-cloth) Can you all shut up so I can get my beauty sleep?
Red: People need to walk in here. We can't let you sleep long enough to become beautiful, because it would look bad to have a dead person in the room.
Blackfire: Why you little...!
Starfire: Now, let us all calm down and...
Iris: What did she get me into...?
And of course, Slade-land... DUN DUN DUN!
Slade: Are we ever actually going to move onto our project...? (Trying to overcome his fear)
Dr. Light (A/N: I called him Dr. Death in the last chapter, opps!) Maybe you shouldn't go near them...
Beast Boy: I dunno, I kind of like them. (Is being followed by WeazelChick)
Dr. Light: Why, because a girl finally pays attention to you?
Beast Boy: (blush) Shut up!
Jacky: Isn't this fun, Haz!
Haz: Jacky, I don't think you should...
Jessica: Oh, let her be, at least she's not trying to 'help' by waving that hammer around...
Mammoth: Yes, just let her be! (was hit many times by the hammer)
WeazelChick: I pledge my loyality to you, Beast Boy, as a minion...
Beast Boy: I HAVE A MINION! (Does a happy dance)
Haz: Wow, you have problems...
Slade: Um, please get quiet so I can...
Jacky: And what if I don't, huh!
Azerath Girl: (walks in) Um, hello... POWER TOOLS!
Artemisgirl: YES, ANOTHER CRAZY ONE! (hands her a hand saw) Welcome to our group!
Slade: (looses nerve and throws the list at Dr. Light) You give them their tasks! (runs out of the room)
Beast Boy: I still say they're not bad... (takes bottle of water he asked for from WeazelChick) And call me 'My Lord' from now on.
WeazelChick: How about I don't?
Beast Boy: That works.
Dr. Light: Um, can we please have order...?
(hand saw almost takes his head off)
Azerath Girl: Am I one of you, now?
Artemisgirl: Even though you didn't quite behead him, you pass.
Mammoth: Maybe they are crazy?
Dr. Light: ...AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Raventhedarkgoddess: Review, please, sorry I rushed so much, 15 minute chapters suck.