Raventhedarkgoddess: Wow, I'm sick again... Guess I should use this spare time toward my fanfiction writing. Enjoy...
Chapter Six: Absolute Chaos
Poor Mariasha...
Mariasha: Gizmo, why don't you just go the hell to sleep or something?
Gizmo: Why should I? My curtains look lovely!
Mariasha: YOU STAINED THE CURTAINS WITH BLUE KOOL-AID!
Gizmo: So...?
Cyborg: Do you live to mess things up or something?
Gizmo: It looks better that way! Your girlfriend had no design taste.
Cyborg: Watch it, you sorry excuse for a...
Mariasha: No more fighting, please!
Raven-Vegeta: Does this mean I can sew new curtains!
LadyHood: No, really, I've got it under control, Vegeta...
Raven-Vegeta: What? Do you all just think I'm not capable or something! I'm as good as any of you! (Sobs, throws something)
LadyHood: Oh brother...
Jamie: Um... Does anything need done?
Mariasha: You know what? I'll wake you all up when the furniture gets here. Go to sleep.
Jamie: That works.
Gizmo: Are you sure you don't want to try to get some BEAUTY SLEEP?
Cyborg: Why don't you just shut your mouth? (Smacks Gizmo)
Gizmo: You're all so mean to me!
(Twenty minutes later, everyone except LadyHood and Mariasha is asleep)
LadyHood: I guess I'm going to bed...
Mariasha: Me too, damn unreliable carpentry.
LadyHood: Well, it is SLADE...
Mariasha: Oh yeah. Well, night.
Gizmo: (thinking) Hahahahahaha! Now I can make this room BEAUTIFUL! (Gets up)
Raven-Vegeta: Take that... (throws a shoe while dreaming, which smacks Gizmo)
Gizmo: What did I ever do to you...? (grumbles, gets out black paint and sets to work on the walls)
And my pity to Iris...
Iris: Come on guys, can't we at least get something done?
Vandagirl: Yes ma'am, general ma'am!
Iris: That's got to be the thousanth time you've done that...
Vandagirl: I'm just showing respect! (Wink)
Iris: Ugh... Then don't!
Vandagirl: Yes ma'am!
Starfire: I am not quite understanding...
Blackfire: For the last time, will you shut up about DOOM!
Morph: No! DOOM DE DOOM DOOM...
Blackfire: For the last time, I need my beauty sleep!
Iris: Where are the carpenters?
Starfire: They will most likely be most late...
Blackfire: Yeah, they don't actually do anything besides goof off.
Red: Ah, I see... AH WELL, PARTY TIME!
Morph: YAY, PARTIES!
Blackfire: Can't you just let me sleep!
Red: We've already established all the beauty sleep in the world can't help you!
Blackfire: I'm going to kill you!
Morph: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT TO THE DOOM!
Blackfire: Will you stop saying doom already?
Morph: But it's fun to say doom...
Iris: STOP IT AND GET TO WORK!
Vandagirl: Yes ma'am, general ma'am!
Iris: STOP CALLING ME MA'AM!
Starfire: What happened to doing the working...?
Iris: When I next see Jynx, I'm going to kill her...
Vandagirl: That sounds like a good idea, ma'a...
Iris: Don't even say it. Just don't.
Is Slade's Party Actually working...? NAH!
Dr. Light: I'm not calling order to them... (leaves task list, runs after Slade)
Mammoth: Um... Just make sure this stuff gets done, okay? I'm with them! (Also runs away)
Beast Boy: I'm in charge! Awesome!
WeazelChick: You will make a wonderful ruler, Beast Boy.
Beast Boy: See, someone likes me!
Haz: Oh God... None of you are sane...
Jacky: Oh, you're no fun, Haz!
Haz: Or maybe I'm just NORMAL...
Jessica: There is no such thing! (Does a happy dance while cutting wood for the projects) Lookie, I cut a heart into it!
Haz: (smacks self in forehead)
Artemisgirl: Now, let's get to work!
EthrealChains: (formally Azerath girl) You actually work here?
Artemisgirl: Yes, when no one is around to see!
Jessica: Even though half of us don't really know what we're doing!
Beast Boy: (mouth hanging open) How... What...?
WeazelChick: What's wrong, Beast Boy?
Beast Boy: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE! THAT'S NOT COOL!
Artemisgirl: (sticks out tounge)
Beast Boy: Aww... (snaps fingers) Why can't I be in charge?
(NO answer)
Haz: Jacky, be careful!
Jacky: HOW DO I TURN IT OFF? AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Upstairs:
Iris: Did anyone but me hear that?
Vandagirl: No ma'am, General...
Iris: (smack) Save it, would you?
Morph: BE QUIET OR ELSE FEEL MY WRATH!
Iris: And you're ever quiet?
Morph: No... But still...
Iris: (smacks self in head)
Red: Don't worry, it can't get much worse than this, right?
Vandagirl: Oh, it can.
Starfire: And it most likely will.
Iris: Oh... (silence) WHY ME!
Vandagirl: Oh, it wasn't bad... why do you critisize yourself EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER? Not that it annoys me, but still... you shouldn't do that.
Raventhedarkgoddess: Okay Vandagirl, I won't. Here, would you rather I went I LOVE ME AND MY STORY PWNS ALL YOUR STORIES! In all seriousness, though, I don't think there's too much wrong with this, R+R and enjoy. Updates to come hopefully soon.