Raventhedarkgoddess: In reply to all who asked, no, I'm not discontinuing the series, but I will need more ideas from you guys if you want to see another fic! So please, get them in. This'll be my last chapter, thanks for all the reviews and support.
Chapter Ten: The Good News… And the Bad News
So why don't we start with the good…?
(Mariasha and Raven are looking at the bed one last time, making sure it's fully fixed and waiting for Robin to come in. Gizmo is being restrained by Mariasha, who is holding onto his shirt like a collar, and Cyborg and LadyHood are trying to keep D. Montgomery from jumping on the bed again. Jamie is standing by the door)
D. Montgomery: They're coming, they're coming!
Raven: Yes, we understand that they're coming soon…
Robin: And here we are at your room! Open your eyes, see it, and make sure to kiss the host for being such a wonderful help!
Cyborg: Yeah, like you helped at all.
Gizmo: I did more work than he did!
LadyHood; That's debatable, but we won't say anything about it…
Gizmo: Well I did!
Mariasha: You might win an award for biggest pain in the butt, but that's about it!
Gizmo: Will you stop treating me like some dog alrea…? (Mariasha pulls on his shirt, strangling him)
Starfire: (Is staring around in wonder before giving Raven a death hug) You are amazing, friend Raven! My room is wonderful and I love it and every day I spend here I shall think of my amazing friend Raven! (hugs tighter) Thank you so much!
Raven: (gagging) You're we…l…come…
Mariasha: You might want to let her go before you strangle her.
Starfire: I am sorry, friend Raven, it's just that I am so happy….! (Lets go of Raven, who collapses onto the floor)
Gizmo: Aren't you going to say how ugly it is! (fuming)
Starfire: It is not ugly… It is really very pretty…
Robin: So, we have a happy ending!
Cyborg: I told you everything'd be fine if Gizmo didn't mess it up!
Gizmo: You want to go! (Raises fists, Cyborg laughs)
Mariasha: (pulls on Gizmo's shirt) You're not going to fight anyone anyway.
Gizmo: (Chokes) Let go of me!
Mariasha: Not in your dreams.
Robin: …(sweatdrop) Shall we go see the other room?
D. Montgomery: Let's go, let's go, yay, let's go! (bounces up and down)
All: (follow D. Montgomery, Robin skipping, Raven trying to fend off a fury of thanks from Starfire, and Mariasha dragging Gizmo behind her as he insults her in his own way, which of course, doesn't make any sense)
Now, of course, the bad news… But at the same time, ruining Gizmo's life is a good thing…
Jynx: He'll love it! I'm so happy!
Morph: I don't think he'll ever love this room…
Blackfire: It's hideous! Completely hideous!
Jynx: You two just don't know anything about design, right, Iris? (wraps arm around Iris's shoulders with a threatening smile)
Iris: N… Er, yes, of course.
Vandagirl: Well, ma'am doesn't really know anything about design either, but this room would look much better if she…
Jynx: So that's how you feel, huh? Are you all AGAINST me or what!
Morph: Maybe we are…
(door opens, Robin enters with Mariasha, who is dragging Gizmo, and the rest of the crew from Starfire's room, Starfire still babbling about how much she loves her room)
Blackfire: Why didn't you mess her room up!
Raven: This burns my eyes… (hides behind Cyborg)
Cyborg: …So this is what bad design looks like.
Robin: What do you call what YOU did to MY room!
Cyborg: I call it funny.
Robin: You are so going down!
Gizmo: (muffled by Mariasha) Can I LOOK now!
Robin: Oh, sure, go ahead.
Gizmo: (jaw drop) WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FRICKIN' ROOM! WHERE IS MY STUFF! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WALLS! WHERE IS MY ROOM!
Jynx: I knew you'd like it! (embraces Gizmo)
Gizmo: I DO NOT LOVE IT!
Morph: Hahahahahahaha, I told you so!
Jynx: What's not to love? It's simply beautiful and you know it is!
Gizmo: I can't believe this! (goes to struggle, Mariasha has released his shirt so he falls on his face)
Iris: Trust me, it wasn't my idea.
Vandagirl: It was still your planning that lead to it's completion, Iris.
Iris: Thank… YOU DIDN'T CALL ME MA'AM! (hugs Vandagirl)
Vandagirl: You're strangling me… ma'am.
Iris: I give up… --;
Gizmo: (stands up and is about to say something more when in comes the whole Slade-land cast, chasing Slade and Dr. Light and all carrying cookies, is knocked back on the ground by Slade)
Artemisgirl: And this game is called 'Chase the Slade and Dr. Light and try to murder them!'
Azarath-girl: Yay! I like this game!
Jackie, Jessica, and Haz: (all swinging hammers at one another and arguing) I want to hit him, no, me, no, me!
Haz: I should get to because I'm not insane!
Jackie: But it's better to be INSANE!
Jessica: Hehe, I remember being insane, but I escaped that place… It was too white.
Robin: UMMMMM….
WeazelChick: Do we wish to participate in this game, Beast Boy?
Beast Boy: No. It's more fun to watch.
Gizmo: (gets back up) Someone's going to pay for this room! (throws a punch, which hits Blackfire)
Blackfire: (gets a black eye) Robin, my love, why do you not help me! They have marred my beauty…
Morph: You have no beauty!
Jamie: Yes, Robin, help your love!
Mammoth: (Stands in corner and stares)
Slade and Dr. Light: (screaming and hiding behind Raven and Cyborg, who keep moving aside)
Robin: This has been another episode of Trading Spaces… And I was your awesome host…
Blackfire: ROBIN!
Robin: I'm going to run off the stage screaming now… (runs out of hideous room)
Azarath-girl: I CAUGHT THEM!
Artemisgirl: Now to have the human sacrifice… I mean, good job!
Haz: Um, who wants cookies?
All workers: (trample over the still-ranting Gizmo to get a cookie)
D. Montgomery: I can make cookies! Something I won't destroy!
(Everyone sweatdrops)
Gizmo: (battered) I will get my revenge on… Trading Spaces… if I have to die… trying… (falls face-first on the floor)
The End… Or is it?
Thank you to all of my reviewers. While writing this, I decided it WILL have a sequel: Trading Spaces, Villain's Style. After all, isn't it about time we redid something for Slade… something… Nice?
Designers, names of villains to have their rooms redone, or suggestions for how to do a villain's room can either be reviewed, private messaged, or e-mailed to me.
Completed: 2/3/06
With all due respect and thanks,
Raventhedarkgoddess