1485
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars or the song 1985 by Bowling for Soup.
Author's Notes: I use poetic license. I also wrote this before I watched Episode III, so if you spot any inconsistencies, get over it.
Padmé just hit the wall,
'Cause she once had it all.
Thought the Dark Side was a myth,
Husband went and joined the Sith.
Her dreams flew out the door,
When she died at twenty-four.
She always thought 'I can'
What happened to her plan?
She was gonna be the senator,
She was gonna be a star.
She was gonna stop the Seprists,
Right where they were.
The kid from Tattoine,
Is now the enemy.
She looks at her crazy life.
Where very little has been
Alright.
(CHORUS)
Since Jar Jar,
Sand Raiders,
Way before Darth Vader.
R2, and Goldie,
In 4, 5, 6 and 1, 2, 3
Her two kids in preschool
They know that something's uncool.
Their mom's still
Preoccupied
With 1485.
She's been in all the battles,
Always on the front lines.
Genoisis and Naboo.
Even an execution.
She fought it out with glam!
Not a real big army fan,
Thought she'd get a hand,
From Jar Jar and his clan.
(CHORUS)
Since Jar Jar,
Sand Raiders,
Way before Darth Vader.
R2, and Goldie,
In 4, 5, 6 and 1, 2, 3
Her two kids in preschool
They know that something's uncool.
Their mom's still
Preoccupied
With 1485.
She hates time
Make it stop.
When did Palpatine gets guns to cock and,
When did Ani go to evil?
Please make it stop, stop, stop, stop (ticktickticktick)
And bring back
(CHORUS)
Since Jar Jar,
Sand Raiders,
Way before Darth Vader.
R2, and Goldie,
In 4, 5, 6 and 1, 2, 3
Her two kids in preschool
They know that something's uncool.
Their mom's still
Preoccupied
With 1485.
Where is the lacy dress?
From her wedding?
And where are the Jedi
When you need them?
When did her reality
Go on the big screen?
Where are the junk shops, shoot shows,
Or a radio?
CHORUS)
Jar Jar,
Sand Raiders,
Way before Darth Vader.
R2, and Goldie,
In 4, 5, 6 and 1, 2, 3
Her two kids in preschool
They know that something's uncool.
Their mom's still
Preoccupied
With 1485.
(Fade)