Thank you loyal reviewers, you are to kind. I don't have much time to respond to you people (and alien beings who might be reading this).
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Harry Potter sat in the Hog's Head bar in Hogsmead. He was under his invisibility cloak, waiting for his guests to arrive. He already had the Web Cam set up for Lord Voldemort, he could not come because then the "man" would put his free spirit(s) down. Though everyone else was coming except Draco Malfoy. Harry had not invited him because he didn't invite him to his last party in the Chamber of Secretes.
Harry had his story ready. He had told all of them to post their stories under their pennames and then they would bring them to the meetings. Harry decided that they could read about four of five at each meeting, which was once a week, this gave them time to prepare.
The guests began to come. Hermione, Ginny, Ron, Wormtail, Sirius...well you get the idea, they all arrived. Voldemort appeared on the Web Cam. The talk that night was not about their stories (they wanted them to be a surprise), but about Harry. Where was he?
The clock above the bar struck seven and all were waiting in silent anticipation, staring at the a small stage, when...Harry Potter pulled off his invisibility cloak. This made small screams come from the audience, who now began to clap as Harry bowed vainly.
"Today I have called you all here to read your fanfictions to us all." Harry said proudly. "I will be going first with my beautifully heroic story featuring me. It is called Harry Potter and the Time He Saved The Whole World With His Superior Intellect and Muscular Figure."
He began to read.
"Harry Potter was a very hansom, hot, and stylish young man. He had talents greater then everyone else, and he also looked like a Abercrombie and Fitch model. He was the Chosen One, the one to defeat the, not as hot as him, Lord Voldemort, but he wanted more.
Harry now stood before Lord Voldemort, still looking hansom, even after the hardships and curses he had to endure. It was the end. He had his wand pointed at Voldemort. "Avada Kadavra" He yelled heroically. Voldemort died. Everyone loved Harry so much, he was their wonderful, powerful, invincible hero.
Harry decided to kill all evil. He went to Transylvania and killed the dreaded Dracula. He went to Afghanistan and killed Osama. He went into The Wizard of Oz and killed all evil witches. He went to Dora the Explorer and killed Swiper. He killed all evil.
The people worshipped him and groveled at his wonderfully smelling feet. They loved him. All was happy.
The End"
Every one clapped in fear, not in liking. They all hated that boy.
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