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Chapter 5: Zatch Invites Brago
Brago was trying to sleep during the night, but when morning came, he somehow began to sing along the Humanbolation songs in his sleep. "Tick tock, tick tock, tapping down the great big clock. Old, young, big, small, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the dark Mamodo let out a scream as soon as he realized what he's doing in his sleep. He woke up and found hiself sweating from the annoyance. He grabbed his pillow and slammed it onto his head and used the ends to cover his ears.
"Damn this annoying racket!" Brago shout out as he jumped out of his bed and began to put a lot of staples and nails into all kinds of blenders. He turned all the blenders on and ran around his entire lair, turning every noisy machine he has on.
"Come on! tune out that racket now! Come on, all of you stupid machines!" Brago kept yelling out, but none of his machines would tune out the racket of music the Humanbolation festival that is gonna happen soon.
Outside on Mount Crumpet.
Zatch continued to climb and climb up Mount Crumpet to find the dark Mamodo's lair's front door. He had a talk with Mayor Z back in Humanville earlier, saying that Brago should be the holiday cheer master of this years's Humanbolation.
Flash Back.
"The book clearly says that the role of the holiday cheer master should be the one soul who needs the spirit of Christmas the most, and I think that soul is the Dark Mamodo." Zatch spoke in an almost never ending argument, until what Zatch said trapped Mayor Z in a corner.
"Fine then, invite the dude if you want. But if things go wrong, don't come crying to me." Mayor Z responded in defeat. Zatch let out his little usual 'Haha, haHa, haha' giggle/laugh and got the invitation he's gonna give to Brago.
End Flash Back.
Back inside with Brago.
"Come on, dammit! Play evil monkeys, play!" Brago shout out again as he was hopping up and down really fast on a jack hammer that has been turned on. His voice was vibrating while moving around in circles on his jack hammer while Gofure was watching him, with his head moving up and down really fast.
Back with Zatch.
Zatch was exhausted, thinking that he'll never reach the lair's entrance, but then he heard someone yelling out from nowhere. He looked up to see Brago's front door just a few yards away. He completely forgotten about his exhaustion and ran up all the way to the door. "Hello? Hello?" Zatch called out twice, but there was no answer. He looked down and crawled through the dog door that Brago made for Gofure.
Zatch was amazed by all the contraptions the dark Mamodo had here in his lair. Zatch heard the yelling and groaning again so he followed where the yelling and groaning was coming from. He ran all over the place until he found Brago getting himself hurt by two mechanical monkeys. One was hitting the sides of his head with symbols while the second mechanical monkey was hitting him on top of his head with a sludge hammer.
Zatch thought that it would hurt, but it's not hurting Brago at all. Zatch ran down all the way to Brago and looked at him even closer. "Um, excuse me?" Zatch asked, but Brago couldn't hear him, so he decided to speak up. "EXCUSE ME." Zatch spoke out louder.
This time, Brago heard him and he destroyed the two mechanical monkeys with a 'Gigano Reis' spell on each monkey. Zatch took a step back and gulped a bit. Brago slowly turned around to see the lightning Mamodo. Before Zatch could say anything, Brago snapped at him within one nano second.
"HOW DARE YOU TRESPASS INTO MY LAIR! THE TOTAL ABYSS! MY LITTLE CORNER OF HELL! THE NETHER VATTING GULL! Stare into the face of fear and tremble. BALILILIOLILILILILILLILILILILOP!" he made a scary face, but it would've scared Zatch if he didn't made those weird noises with his mouth and tongue.
"Um, Mr. Brago. My name is Zatch Bell, and-"
"Ah! Introduction always comes first, as you can see, the fear is already welling up inside you." Brago tried another way to scare Zatch, but it doesn't seem to be working.
"I'm not afraid of you."
"Denial's expected in the face of... pure evil."
"I don't think so, dude."
"Doubt! Another effect of the... the... what is it that you people call it? The heebie jeebies, was it or something?" Brago forgot what the heebie jeebies were, so it was hard for him to remember what they were called. Then he somehow appeared behind Zatch and acted weird and off character... again.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, BEFORE I... KILL AGAIN! ROAR! GRRRRR!" RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR! I'm a psycho. RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"Uh... um... I think you need a timeout." Zatch responded.
"Huh?" Brago asked and Zatch let out his usual 'haha, ha HA, haha' giggle/laugh. Brago then turned around and is now looking at all of you authors and readers who are reading this chapter right and said to all of you "Kids today. So much into movies and televison... and reading stories on Fanfiction . Net."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT!" he then turned back and Zatch and yelled as loud as he could.
"Um, I came here to let you know that you've been invited to this year's Humanbolation to be the holiday's cheer master." Zatch annouced what he wants to annouce.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhh... Holiby Whoody Whaty"
"The holiday cheer master-"
"Not interested!" Brago interrupted Zatch really quickly as he turned and walk off. Zatch wasn't giving this easy so he followed him.
"I know you hate Christmas and-"
"Don't care."
"-And I know that bad things happened to you in the past-"
(Brago making fake snoring noises)
"-But if you could reunite with the humans, and make Christmas better-"
"But if you could reunite with the humans, and make Christmas better- GROW UP!"
"- Then everything will be better for me as well." Zatch finally finished.
"I'm sorry, your call has been disconnected, please dial collect and pay fifty dollars for your next call, on the way out."
"Please, you have to accept the reward." Zatch spoke again, which finally caught Brago's attention. The dark Mamodo turned around and picked up Zatch so they're looking at each other face to face.
"You never mentioned an award. Wait, so I won?" Brago asked and Zatch nodded. "Then there's a town full of losers! Ha!" Brago spoke in triumph and he gave a peace sign with his fingers. (Don't ask why.)
"Ya, and Sherry Bellmond will be there too." Zatch responded, but then Brago dropped him when he heard that name.
"Sherry Bellmond will be there too?" Brago asked and Zatch nodded. 'Six years have passed since that day, but I still remember that girl. I wonder what she looks like now?' Brago thought to himself. "Then she'll be all over me if I show up. Well, sorry to disappoint you Sherry, you one hot mama, but the 'Brago Express' has left the station!" Brago shouted out to the walls of his lair.
"You're an idiot!"
"WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!" the dark Mamodo yelled out anime style as he was waving his arms and legs really fast in anime style and anime speed.
"Who are you talking to?"
"Some damn echo who keeps calling me an idiot." Brago answered Zatch's question as he took the invitation from Zatch. "Who knows? Maybe this Humanbolation will change my entire outlook on life!" Brago raised his arms up as he gave a big smile.
"Really?" Zatch asked.
"Hell no!" Brago's big smiled turned into a big scowl as he pulled a long rope which triggered to open a trap door underneath Zatch and the lightning Mamodo fell into the garbage tunnel all the way back to Humanville.
Brago went over to his couch and sat in it as he pulled out a black book with strange Mamodo markings on it. He opened it up and went over his little schedule for this evening. "I'm so not going to that stupid festival, especially since I have a schedule to complete. Okay lets see here: 4:00: Throw out nasty comments at the buzzards. 4:30: Solve world hunger, DON'T tell anyone about it. 5:00: Stare endlessly into the abyss. 5:30: Wrestle with myself until I lose consciousness. 6:00: Have dinner with myself. I can't cancel that again since what happened last time, I almost ate Gofure. Hmmmm. But I suppose that I could go during 7:00 all the way to 8:00 which is when I stare at the ceiling until I slip slowly into madness. Hmmmmmmmmmm... BUT WHAT WILL I WHERE?"
Brago closed his black book and walked over to some dark red sheets hanging on the wall. He tore a chunk of it off and he began to undress himself. He looked at himself in the mirror with the dark red sheet tied around his waist. Gofure saw what his master was doing and he let out a bark which caught Brago's attention.
"It's not a DRESS!" Brago snapped at his dog, who only let out another bark. "It's not a SKIRT either, it's a kilt!" he snapped at the dog Mamodo again and he tore the sheet off his waist, revealing his black boxors underneath. "SICKO!" he yelled at his dog as he walked off to find something else to wear.
He looked over every piece of clothing he had, which all were black shirts, black pants, and black furry capes. "No, no, NO! How am I suppose to find anything else to wear?" he asked himself, back in his normal clothes again. But then he heard a human outside yodeling. He smiled evilly and went outside. He grabbed the human and beat the crud out of him.
He came back to the mirror and looked at himself. It was so humiliating and embarrassing in yodeling clothes and with his black shirt and black pants underneath. He made a few poses to see if the yodeling clothes weren't tight on him, but as he check to see if they're too tight when he leans down, it was in fact only tight to his rear. He hopped back on his feet and walked off somewhere else in his cave.
"That's it. I'm SO not going!"
To Be Continued...
MINI STORY!
Zero: Hey, Rahkshi, guess what?
Me: What?
Zero: I've just put up a barrier over Kaiser, so he can't get out. In fact, anything can get in from the outside, but once it's inside, nothing can get out.
Me: Sweet! But how will my Yami or anything else get out?
Zero: That's easy. A girl has to kiss him and the barrier will disappear, since he is still stuck under the mistletoe.
Kaiser: WHAT! Then I'm gonna die of boredom inside this thing!
Me: Here, this will keep you company. ( I toss Kaiser my GameBoy Advance with Zatch bell: Electric Arena for GameBoy Advance.)
Kaiser: But how am I suppose to wrap up Maiana's gift if I'm stuck in here?
Me and Zero: (While sucking on watermelon flavor candy canes.) That's your problem.
Kaiser: Someone, please help me.