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I have added a new feature for this story, the word of the chapter. A fun word and its definition will be posted each chapter!

deoxyribonucleic acid de·ox·y·ri·bo·nu·cle·ic acid

a nucleic acid found in the nucleus of a cell and consisting of a polymer formed from nucleotides and shaped like a double helix; associated with the transmission of genetic information. DNA.

Wasn't that fun!

After Hermione and Lord Voldemort had stopped confessing their undying love to each other, it was Ron's turn. "I wrote this piece, I call it Inside Ron, a songfic to Wake Me up When September Ends by Green Day."

The real Ron

Ron lay in his bed, pondering his homework. What should he do? The potions assignment was so long and boring. He wanted a slice of chocolate cake.

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when September ends

He ran down to the fridge and grabbed the cake from the shelf. He licked his lips and stuck his head into it. He ate the whole thing.

like my fathers come to pass
seven years has gone so fast
wake me up when September ends

His cake was so rich, so chocolaty. He gulped a large glass of milk. Now he had a mustache. He named it Bob. Bob was white and wanted to rule the world.

here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are

Harry wanted to meet Bob, so Ron decided to wax Bob the milk mustache and send the wax to Harry, who was skiing in Aspen, why Aspen Ron didn't know. Weren't the Alps closer?

as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when September ends

Ron decided to use duct tape instead of wax to wax Bob, so technically he was duct taping Bob. He did it.

summer has come and passed
the innocent can never last
wake me up when September ends

When Ron showed up at the post office with the package with Bob later, everyone was looking at him because he had a huge red line on his face.

ring out the bells again
like we did when spring began
wake me up when September ends

When he got to the counter, he hauled his box up. To keep Bob safe he packed Bob in bricks, instead of packing peanuts.

here comes the rain again
falling from the stars
drenched in my pain again
becoming who we are

"That will be $99.47 to ship sir." Ron decided that that was fair and he paid it. It was worth the money.

as my memory rests
but never forgets what I lost
wake me up when September ends

When Ron got home he decided to have a new life dream: he wanted to be a serial killer. He went to Wall-Mart and baught a ski mask and went to McDonalds and ordered a McAK-47.


Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
wake me up when September ends

It didn't work well because Ron had a MD and PhD from Harvard, so he was Dr. Ron and started a psychological show, like Dr. Phil and was murdered by a rabid deer.

like my father's come to pass
twenty years has gone so fast
wake me up when September ends
wake me up when September ends
wake me up when September ends

The end.

I originally wanted to use Holla Back Girl for this but it didn't have the right format for this story. R & R.

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