Old Ben Kenobi
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Note: This particular one isn't funny. Some of them are. This one isn't.
Okay, SWEET review/poem by "A Sithy Chick and Her Posse". So very true. Anyway, I dedicate this one to her/them. Nice one, ASCAHP.
Old Ben Kenobi,
Out in the desert where he won't be seen
On Tattoine.
Guarding a baby
He knows for sure that a part of him died
That part was the Jedi.
All of Vader's victims
Where do they all come from?
All of Vader's victims
How many can you wrong?
Poor Master Yoda
Using no grammar whenever he talks
Levitates rocks.
Lives in the jungle
His 800 years training Jedi are gone
Waits for the dawn.
All of Vader's victims
Where do they all come from?
All of Vader's victims
How many can you wrong?
Sith versus Jedi
Fighting it out on the bridge of a ship
They can't get a grip
Vader is winning
Killing the man who had been his friend
Is there no end?
All of Vader's victims
He is one himself.
All of Vader's victims
There must be something else.
Next up... Imperial Idiot!