A/N: EEEEPPP! I have gotten 7 reviews! . (Dances) That's gotta be a good thing! Well at least for me….;; I couldn't wait to get this next chapter up! I felt that some fun for these two (Téa and Seto) was in order. Well it's fun for me, maybe not them…hehe (wink) Enjoy this chapter everyone, and remember…R&R!


Ch.2 Detention

On this lovely Friday afternoon, Téa and Kaiba sat on opposite sides of the empty classroom with their teacher in front of them. They had only been in detention for 5 minutes and they were already in trouble.

"Ms. Gardner and Mr. Kaiba! I thought you two would be able to handle yourselves before I arrived, but I guess I was mistaken!" Mrs. Tanguren fumed angrily. Her face was as red as a tomato and the two students were sure she would pop soon.

Kaiba sat at the farthest desk to the right in the corner, scowling at the teacher. He didn't have time for her annoying speeches about getting along. She was almost as bad as Téa, but Téa was the master at ongoing pathetic speeches. Mrs. Tanguren was sure up there though.

Téa was of course recalling what she did that was so horrible, to have to endure detention with Kaiba. She really couldn't think of anything.

'Considering he got us into more trouble when he knocked me over again…I'd say it was his entire fault. As always….' She sighed, looking over at her nemesis. Of course he was staring holes into her and looking pretty angry.

The Teacher's voice pierced through both of their thoughts, "Now you two, I have to go to a short meeting and will be back in an hour. I expect you two to remain in this classroom and behave. If you don't, there will be serious consequences. Do I make myself clear?"

The two look at Mrs. Tanguren and nodded. They both really didn't agree, but they couldn't do anything about it now.

Mrs. Tanguren turned her nose up and left from the classroom. She was only leaving for an hour…what could happen?

Apparently, a lot.


Kaiba got up from his seat and dusted himself off. He gave Téa a glance then headed for the exit.

"Where do you think you're going?" Téa asked getting annoyed with Kaiba's tendency to not obey the rules.

"To get my Cell phone, not that it's any of your buisness." He said, twisting the doorknob.

"You going to call Mokuba? I'm sure he'll be worried about you." Téa smiled as the image of the raven-haired boy popped into her head. She loved that kid, he was such a sweetie. It was hard to believe the two Kaiba's were related.

"Kaiba rolled his eyes and huffed, "You imbecile, he's currently getting an education. Something you apparently need. I'll have a driver pick him up and tell him I'm stuck with a retard." He mumbled the last part then left.

The room was so quiet that Téa heard the last part. "Whatever." She muttered twitching. She got up and walked to the door and looked at the knob. 'To leave, or not to leave…to get revenge on Kaiba, or to not get revenge on Kaiba…that is the question. Well when I put it that way….' Téa opened the door and smiled, 'Watch out Kaiba, you've become my prey, and I will hunt you down.'


Téa knew she wasn't supposed to be in the school kitchens, but Kaiba had broken the rules. That meant that she had to punish him, and right now she really didn't care if that meant breaking them as well.

She rumbled around through the pantry and freezer collecting ideas for revenge. She really hadn't found the idea she would use on him. She hoped that the revenge would be over with before the teacher got back. She hoped to escape the consequences for once.

Reaching into the refrigerator her hand grabbed a light bottle of whipped topping. She pulled it out and sprayed some on her finger. Licking her finger she smiled, 'Now he'll get his just desserts!'

"That fool…" Kaiba muttered as he closed up his cell phone angrily. His driver had been waiting for him this whole time. Even when he told him to pick up Mokuba, he had the nerve to ask if he was getting paid extra for waiting. Kaiba had 'politely' (cough) (wheeze) told him that he wasn't getting paid extra to do his job. People these days….

He had looked back in the classroom only to find Téa wasn't in there. He was surprised at first that the goodie two shoes wasn't following the rules. But he quickly remembered that she had a way with surprising him sometimes. So he would just have to surprise her back.

'Maybe I should turn off the lights…no, the teacher's are on the second floor. Perhaps I could trash her locker…no, I'll save that for some other time.' His deep concentration on the subject soon paid off as a smirk played across his lips.

He stopped in front of the Janitor's closet, "Better watch your back Gardner, or you might just find yourself somewhere unfamiliar…."


"Kaibaaaaaa! Kaibaaaaaaaaaa!" Téa yelled down the hallway in the search of whom else, but Kaiba. She carried the whipped cream behind her back so he wouldn't see it. Not that he wouldn't be curious, but that was the whole idea.

She roamed down the hallway looking around each corner until she neared his locker. He had gotten a center locker of course. He always got special treatment…it wasn't fair. Passing his locker she came across Kaiba next to the classroom.

"There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!" She said looking up at his beautifully sculptured face. She shook her head, 'Beautifully sculptured! That's the last time I plan revenge and eat yummy stuff at the same time. It makes you CRAZY!'

Kaiba was slightly surprised that she was looking for him but didn't show it. "Why would that be Gardner? Perhaps to ask about my personal life? Think it will score you some points with me?" He gave her a smirk.

Téa rolled her eyes, "Oh yes of course Kaiba! You're just soooo hard to resist. That's why I brought you something, now open your mouth…" She said, her teeth grinding together painfully.

Kaiba raised his eyebrow curiously, "Finally coming to your senses I see." He looked at her seemingly innocent expression and opened his mouth slowly.

Whipping out the can from behind her back, Téa sprayed the whipped cream in his face. She smiled as he jerked back and tried to wipe his eyes. She refused to let up and continued to spray it in the air above his head.

Kaiba was shocked and furious. He grabbed Téa desperately and shoved her in the closet while having cream in his eyes. He moved to wipe his face again and stumbled. Unfortunately for him, he fell on Téa.

She let out a small scream as a body fell on top of hers. Kaiba's face was in her pink blouse and whipped cream was everywhere. It was smeared in his hair and on her clothes.

Kaiba groaned as he struggled to get up. He felt the bottle beside him not in Téa's hand any longer. He grabbed it and sprayed it in her face. She gasped as the cream hit her face. He had forgotten he was still on top of her. He smirked as he looked at her barely visible face. "Eat that."

"Gladly." Téa licked the whipped cream off from her mouth then wiped it off around her eyes. She blinked and looked up at a smug Kaiba. Smug, maybe, yet he looked kinda cute with a bunch of white, puffy cream on his face. She almost wanted to lick it off him…almost. Her cheeks turned a light shade of red. All of a sudden she burst out laughing.

Kiaba on the other hand was hardly amused. He took the spray can and filled Téa's mouth with the substance inside it. 'That shut her up.'

Téa swallowed the delicious topping, took her hand and smeared the whipped cream all over his face and in his hair.

She smiled as his eyes widened as he realized it was not only on his hair, but in his hair. His beautiful chestnut hair was ruined! "I hate you."

Téa was now the smug one, 'Revenge is sweet.'


Téa and Kaiba stood in front of Mrs. Tanguren covered torso up in whipped cream. If you were just passing by, they were quite a sight to see. The teacher unfortunately didn't look amused at all. They were in for a world of pain.

"I can't trust you two for an hour to stay in one place! I specifically remember telling both of you to stay in the classroom! Did you also forget that you were supposed to behave while I was gone? That's it, I'm done with you two! Get cleaned up and report back to me when you're done! I need time to think over your punishment!" Mrs. Tanguren lectured furiously. She would not have her two smartest students in her class misbehaving.

Téa and Kaiba blinked once after processing the information. They were too afraid to talk. Their teacher pointed in the direction of the bathrooms and then left.


"This is all your fault you know." Téa mused as the two walked to the locker rooms to get their gym clothes.

"If I remember correctly, you were the one bombarding me with whipped cream." He said getting annoyed with her accusations.

"Well you're the one who threw me in the closet and ended up on me…" She thought about that last part and blushed.

Kaiba rolled his eyes and glanced at the nearing boy's locker room. " The last part was not planned."

Téa looked at him with raised eyebrows. "So you admit that the first part was planned! You're such a jack-"

She didn't finish the last part, considering she was no longer standing next to Kaiba, he had left. She scowled and turned on her heel to go into the girl's locker room. "Even with a whipped cream face, the Jerk-ness still shines through."


There was the teacher's bathroom in the back of the girl and boy's locker rooms. Of course Kaiba had taken it, but it took a while for Téa to finally decide to use it.

Kaiba ad finished within 20 minutes. It took longer for him to get the white substance out of his hair than expected. He cursed the delicious, puffy cream as he walked out of the warm shower. He grabbed a towel and dried himself off. He always brought an extra set of his uniform to school unlike most people. He changed and walked out casually, his wet hair messy and matted to the sides of his face.

He heard a shower running and knew it was Téa. 'Hmmmm…she's still in there. No doubt the teacher's bathroom. There's no way she would take this long in a normal open shower.' He suddenly smirked as an idea came across him.

He stealthily walked into the girl's locker room. It was pretty nice, well that was compared to the boy's. He noticed a pile of her 'creamed' clothes undoubtedly in front of her locker. He saw that her locker was open and so this gave him another idea.

He grabbed her white tank top and ran some cold water on it. Then he took her bra and shoved it in his jacket pocket. He strolled over to the door of the bathroom Téa was in and turned the doorknob, it was unlocked. He opened it only slightly and reached in toward the toilet. He hit the switch to flush it and heard a piercing scream. He contained his laughter as he turned and ran.

He chuckled then smirked, as he walked out of the locker room area and heard Téa yell, "KAIBA!"

It was music to his ears as he neared the classroom with his angry teacher inside. 'My beating Gardner, was inevitable from the start. Revenge is quite a pay off.'


Téa sat in the front of the classroom next to Kaiba. Her arms were crossed in front of her, hiding Kaiba's product from his act against her. She couldn't believe he had the nerve to be so perverted! She had a hard time concentrating on Mrs. Tanguren's rants usually, but with this new handicap, it became unbearable. She couldn't move her arms, she wouldn't!

The teacher had frowned when Téa came in wearing a wet tank top. She was already mad enough, but this was just getting on her nerves. "Listen up you two, I am now assigning you a project to do together. This requires you to work together, I have no doubt in my mind that you will get it done. I am expecting cooperation from both of you. This is not to be spoken of outside of you two. I don't want the other student's rioting against me for making you two get along. I know both of you have friends in high places, I'm not dumb."

Kaiba rolled his eyes at this, 'That's a new discovery.' He glanced over at Téa and smirked, 'afraid of what I might see?' He was pleased to see his plan had worked. Thanks his retard of a teacher, he would now be spending more time with that 'thing' next to him.

Téa was just as horrified if not more. 'I have to do a project with HIM! I can't believe this is happening!' 'Relax, you don't even know what it is yet.' Téa blinked, 'That's funny, my conscience is talking to me again! When have I EVER listened to you?' 'More than you think.'

The two were now listening intently to their teacher, waiting for her to announce their death sentence. She in turn was looking at the two with a solemn expression.

"I have decided that You will live together at one of your homes for 1 month. You will keep journals of important events and what happens every week. I expect 4 long and detailed entry's from each of you. Then I want you to write a paper about what you have learned from each other and this experience collectively. There will be no exceptions to this assignment. It starts today." Mrs. Tanguren said and looked at them sternly, "You brought this upon yourselves. You two will get along, no matter if it takes a month of living together."

Kaiba and Téa's mouths were on the floor. Their eyes were practically out of their sockets. They couldn't believe what they were hearing. This had to be a joke. They both knew they'd rather die than be in the same house with each other. They apparently couldn't stay in the same room with each other for more than 10 minutes.

The two looked at each other with hateful expressions, this was definitely the worst Friday ever. The teacher nodded then left the two to collect their belongings.

"I guess we're taking you're limousine then." Téa muttered, breaking the awkward silence.

Kaiba sighed and rubbed his temples profusely, "I guess we are…"


A/N: Well there you have it folks, it's quite a predicament those two are in! Next chapter I'll get to the event everyone's been waiting for! Well, at least I have…. The Masquerade Ball is next and they're in for a lot of love! I didn't say it was those two though did I? I don't think so. Hehe, you'll have to wait until next time. R&R!

Téa: "You mean it might not be Kaiba!"

Wolfie: "Did I give out my secret? I suppose I did say that didn't I…"

Kaiba: "Do I get to fall in love with someone too!' (puppy dog eyes)

Wolfie: "I'll think about it…"

Téa: "That whipped cream was yummy!"

Wolfie: "Yes, Kaiba was yummy with whipped cream!"

Kaiba: "What was that?"

Wolfie: "Nothing!"