Author Notes: I know that Christmas is over, but I want to finish this story before winter ends.
Chapter 7: Brago strikes back.
Anger built up inside Brago. Now he's mad.
"Oh, yes. Good times, good times, old pally." Mayor Z patted Brago on the back. Brago's left eye began to twitch in anger. "Now onto my main event. Ladies and Gentlemen, there's something that I plan to do in hopes of happiness." the mayor spoke through the microphone. Everyone was wondering what Mayor Z had in mind as they all were muttering to each other quietly.
"Sherry Bellmond..." Mayor Z spoke to the blond as he kneeled down in front of her with a small box, with a mistletoe on it, in his hands. The box suddenly opened up by itself, revealing a sparkling wedding ring inside. "... will you marry me?" the mayor finished and everyone except Brago and Sherry went 'awwwwww'.
Sherry was surprised that she couldn't bring herself to speak. Mayor Z put the box in Sherry's hand and took the microphone and spoke into it again.
"And you'll receive, along with a life time supply of happiness, a brand new car! made and paid for by Humanville itself." the mayor showed the blond a shiny new car with cool shocks and a weird looking head lights on it.
"You have thirty seconds to reply." Mayor Z finished and a giant clock began to tick and tock its way slowly to zero, giving time for Sherry to think.
"Um... uh... well..." Sherry still couldn't find the words to speak. What will she do? She likes that car very much, but she knew Brago ever since that one Christmas eve when she found him outside, plus she grew a great fond of the dark Mamodo, maybe more than just a fond.
"These are wonder gifts, and I'm really impressed by all of this... but-" when Sherry finally spoke, a loud ear-piercing scratch sound came from no where. Everyone covered their ears and every piece of glass shattered by the horrible sound. Everyone looked at the shiny car. It was Brago, scratching the car's shiny surface with his clawed finger nails.
"Of course they are, Sherry." Brago spoke a really mad, yet calm tone of voice.
"You should really clip those nails!" shout Mayor Z.
"SHUT UP!" Brago shouted back as he threw a snow ball at the mayor's face. The dark Mamodo gave a smirk as he snapped his fingers, then the shiny car was crushed flat by gravity.
"Now here was I? Oh yeah, of course they are. I mean it is what it's all about. It's what it's always been about. Gifts. Gifts. Gifts. Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! And what do I always get each year? Garbage. I always get garbage. And I always get your gifts, as soon as you all throw them away. I mean, I could just hang myself with all the horrible dirty clothes I get every day. Plus, you all dump it all on my territory. And what's the deal! What's the deal with all of you people wanting all of these dumb things that you don't really need? For example: I want golf clubs, I want diamonds, I want a pony so I can ride around twice until I get bored so I can sell it to make some shit that you people call GLUE!" shout Brago as he was making a fool of himself again, pretending that he was really riding a pony.
"And my point is that I think that this whole Christmas thing is stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, STUPID!" he shout as he was stomping his feet to the ground repeatedly. Everyone was beginning to panic a bit, but then Brago stopped immediately and just smirked.
"But there's one tinny-tiny thing about this holiday that I find... very... meaningful..." Brago spoke quietly as he approached Sherry. It looked like he was gonna rang Sherry by the neck, but instead, he snatched the mistletoe from the box in Sherry's hands.
"... Mistletoe. So pucker up and kiss it, Humanville!"
Brao grabbed Mayor Z and began wiggling the mistletoe right above the mayor's rear. Sherry immediately fainted and Brago began doing a make over on Mayor Z's face with the stuff he got as his so called 'reward'
"Uh-oh. Somebody's FABULOUS!"
Brago then pushed Mayor Z out of his way and then pulled the sweater that the old ladies gave him right off. "And to hell with these!" he then tore off the yodeling clothes of him as well until all that was left on him was his normal black shirt and normal black pants.
"Say good-bye, Christmas tree!" Brago shouted maniacally. He aimed his hand at the giant tree in the middle of Humanville and blasted it with a 'Gigano Reis' spell. "Oh yeah! Burn, baby, burn!" Brago laughed maniacally as the giant Christmas tree was set into blue flames and burnt into ashes.
Brago took off into the streets of Humanville, trying to find his way back to the garbage chute. Maybe a car will help. "Hey, you? Wait!" he called out at a driving car but it just passed him really fast.
"It's because I'm a Mamodo, is it?" Brago shouted in more anger. He had to get home really fast before the authorities catch him. He then saw a teenager riding a go-car. He stopped it dead in its tracks with his foot and pulled the teenager out of the go-car. "I need this more than you do." he spoke as he slammed his foot on the gas peddle, which made him zoom across the town really fast.
"Move it! Out of the way! I'm driving here!" the Mamodo yelled out at everyone to get out of his way. "WOAH!" his foot broke the gas peddle, so he can't control the go-car anymore. He crashed into a hydrant near the middle of Humanville. Brago felt dizzy when he fell out of the go-car. It was the first he ever rode a go-car, and as much as he doesn't want to show it, he actually enjoyed it.
Brago shook his head a bit to snap himself out of his daze and back to reality. His eyes widen when he saw the go-car with a gas leak, flowing slowly to the fire of the crash. He immediately jumped to his feet and took off as fast as he could.
"IT'S GONNA BLOW!" he shouted and everyone else began running from the spot where he crashed. Then everything went to slow-motion again. "Why is everything going slow again?" Brago shouted again, but then everything went back to normal speed and Brago fell to the ground. He dashed again to safety, but was sent flying into the air by the explosion of the gasoline and fire.
A few minutes later.
The fire department already put the fire out and Mayor Z was complaining to Kiyo.
"I'm disappointed, Kiyo. And I don't get disappointed easily. Why can't we just have Christmas the way it usually was: a non-dark Mamodo Christmas." Mayor Z then walked away and Kiyo turned to look at Zatch.
"I'm so sorry, Kiyo. I just wanted Brago to have a happy Christmas, and I want everyone to have a happy Christmas together. I never meant for this to happen." Zatch apologized to his best friend.
"Don't worry about it, Zatch. It's not your fault all of this happened. Besides, between you and me, it was Mayor Z who pissed the dark Mamodo off." Kiyo responded. He wasn't mad at Zatch at all.
"Um, Kiyo. He has a name. It's Brago."
"That works too."
Somewhere else in Humanville.
"That was the best Humanbolation I've ever been to. I actually enjoyed myself here. I hope I get invited again next year." Brago spoke happy and maniacally as he finally found the garbage chute at last. But he stopped as soon as he heard the sound of cheering. He turned his head around tightly that his neck made a cracking sound as he turned his head around.
He saw the humans bringing a spare Christmas tree to the center of Humanville. Everyone began cheering and Brago began to growl.
"Suffering Snorkleblasts! They're persistent and relentless!" Brago shouted as he pulled really hard on his hair. That does it, I'm getting the hell out of this dump!" he shouted as he hopped into the garbage chute and bang the button which send him zooming all the way back to Mount Crumpet. What's he gonna do once he gets back home? Stay tuned and find out.
And sorry for making this chapter short. I had to go somewhere important.
To Be Continued...
MINI STORY.
Me:(with a lamp shade over my head) Man I'm so tire from staying up all night on New year's eve. And so is Kaiser, cause when he stays up that late, he gets... (Looks around to see no one there) ... cranky.
Kaiser: Hey Maiana. Sorry that I haven't given you my gift yet, cause it appears that a certain SOMEONE was hiding it from me! (Glaring at Zero)
Zero: (Playing Zatch Bell Mamodo Battles that I got for him for Christmas, cause I wouldn't let him play my upgraded version.) Oooooooooooohhhhhh. 3-D graphics.
Kaiser: ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!
Zero: Looks like someone's cranky.
Kaiser: SHUT UP! (Bangs Zero on the head)
Me: I know that Christmas is over, but I wasn't able to update for a week cause of all the places I went to so I could spend my Christmas money and my gift cards at.
Zero: (while rubbing an anime bump on his head.) Hey, Rahkshi, want to play Godzilla: Save the Earth on your Xbox with the wireless controllers that you got for Christmas?
Me: Okay. You're on!
(Me and Zero play Godzilla: Save the Earth with the wireless Xbox controllers that I got for Christmas. Zero is being Mecha Godzilla 3, and I'm being my favorite monster: Destoroyah!)
Kaiser: (growls under his breath) stupid Zero and Hikari.
Me and Zero: KAISER'S CRANKY!
Kaiser: SHUT THE HELL UP! I AM NOT!
(Kaiser looks at everyone reading this chapter)
Kaiser: oops. Well, here's my gift to you, Maiana. Again, sorry that it came in late, stupid Zero was hiding it. You can open it now.
(Kaiser looks at his watch that I got him for Christmas)
Kaiser: Okay, Maiana. Tell your kikari and friends that I said happy new year. I'm tired. I guess I'll just ( Immediately falls to the ground in front of Maiana and goes to sleep) ZZZZZZZZZZZ.
