"I'm cold."
"Me too."
"Now, you see, I would offer you my cloak…"
"But..?"
"I won't."
"Oh. Nice."
"Yeah, I thought so."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"So how are you?"
"Excuse me, Malfoy?"
"I asked how you were. You really are quite rude, you know."
"You're not worth my manners. Why do you care how I am, anyway?"
"Look. We're gonna be stuck in here for God knows how long. Personally, I refuse to sit in silence."
"Well, I don't."
"You're insufferable."
"Love you too, Malfoy."
"WHAT!"
"I said, 'Love you too, Malfoy'. It's called sarcasm."
"Oh."
"…"
"Ohhh."
"There ya go."
"Right."
"You didn't actually take me seriously, did you?"
"…"
"…Malfoy?"
"…"
"Oh my God."
"I'd stop that train of thought right there, Potter."
"…"
"Stop laughing hysterically."
"…"
"Potter, you're scaring me."
"…"
"I said stop!"
"…I'm sorry."
"Stop wheezing."
"Can't help it. It happens when you laugh hysterically for too long."
"Then don't."
"But it's so funny!"
"Don't start."
"Oh, come on. Think about it. Me loving you?"
"I guess.."
"Are you hurt, Malfoy?"
"…"
"Are you actually offended that Harry Potter does not love you?"
"Stop it."
"Ha!"
"Not again."
"…"
"That's it. If you start choking, I am not saving you."
"…"
"And if you fall on me, I'll pour bleach in your ear."
"…"
"I hate you."
"I'm not falling for that one again. You may love me, but I tell you, the feeling is not mutual."
"Good to know."
"…"
"…"
"OW! What was that for?"
"Because you're the Golden Boy, and I hate you."
"Hmph."
"What?"
"Mood-killer."
"Heh."
"That really hurt, you know."
"Oh, dear."
"Bastard."
"Yeah, I know."
"…"
"…"
"What time is it?"
"Too poor to own a watch, Potter?"
"…"
"Oh, alright. It's about midnight."
"Hm."
"Well, one minute to."
"So tomorrow it's the…?"
"We've been through this, Potter. Today is the…?"
"30th."
"So tomorrow is the…?"
"1st?"
"If you want to miss a day out of the year, yes."
"31st, then."
"Well done."
"Shut up."
"…"
"…"
"I'm bored."
"Yeah, me too."
"…"
"Happy Birthday."
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And there's another. Keep you all going D.
I'll write some more, and post it if I get over 3 reviews. I don't ask for much.
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