Sachiko: Hi. Well…wait a second, where is Kuwabara and Yusuke!

Kurama: Well Yusuke planned on skipping the first lesson and we just came to say that we'll have the lesson now even though it's late.

Hiei: Yeah.

Sachiko: Ok, fine. I'll torture Kuwabara and Yusuke, might as well teach you guys the lesson for today.

(Stage closes then opens again, leaving Sachiko in the middle)

Sachiko: Well I'm here just to tell you a warning. Before you read the test questions, please do not eat or drink because the word problems are very hilarious and you might choke from it. (Well I did.) I want to thank Crazydreamergirl for helping me with the test (especially the useless problems!). Because I decided that instead of her being the character in this chapter, she helped me with the useless word problems.This chapter contains some evil torturing, so don't get mad at me for the things I did, anyway it was planned already as it says in the first chapter. I DO NOT OWN POKEMON OR YU YU HAKUSHO OR EVEN ED, EDD and EDDY. But if I did, it would be a very weird way if that happened. Plus please do not flame or attack me. Oh yes, I will tell in the end (for torture I guess.) who won the contest from chapter 1. Also in the end, I will put another contest. Well I hope you enjoy this chapter….MUWAHAHA…..

(Stage closes and then opens)

While Koenma and Sachiko wondered where the gang went Koenma said," I have an idea! I'll call them saying they'll have to do a mission, but there is really no mission and if they come then they'll tell what happened." Sachiko replied, "I guess that is a good idea. Well I'll just stay here to fix things while you do that." So Koenma left and went to his office and sat down. Koenma called the gang and said, "You all have an important mission that I just heard. Please meet me in here for the meeting about the mission." Then Yusuke asked, "Why a mission right now? We're about to go to the arcade!" Koenma replied," Well its important!"

So the Urameshi team went to Koenma's office and sat down. Koenma exclaimed, "You're late! The mission is taken. Where were you guys? In the arcade? Well then, how was your lesson with Sachiko?" Kuwabara and Yusuke were both trying to think of excuses for the question until Yusuke said, "Well since you were battling with Sachiko, we thought of coming a little later and check on her, but once we were there, she wasn't there. So um, yeah." Koenma replied, "Oh ok. Then I guess you're dismissed." So they all left and Koenma called Sachiko and said, "Sachiko. Was the gang in there during the battle?" Sachiko replied, "Yeah, I just checked that in my security camera. That's the only time they came, but from their chat, they thought that you were kidding them about the mission."

Koenma replied, "Ah. So Yusuke was lying." Sachiko said, "I'm guessing so. Because I, um call you back. Kurama and Hiei are here." Sachiko said to Kurama and Hiei, "Hi, Well wait a second, where is Kuwabara and Yusuke!" Kurama replied," Well Yusuke planned on skipping the first lesson and we just came here to have the lesson even though it's sort of late." Hiei said and nodded, "Yeah." Sachiko said, "Ok fine. I'll torture Kuwabara and Yusuke, might as well teach you guys the lesson for today." So Sachiko taught both Kurama and Hiei the history about pokemon and until dawn, Sachiko said, "Well first lesson is dismissed. To be nice, I'll not be giving homework since I'll have to teach you the strength and weaknesses for all pokemon types."

So the next morning around seven a.m., the gang were walking to the place were they were going to be trained, and while they were walking Kuwabara said, "I can't believe that this villain is trying to go to another dimension for the power of whatever the thing was." Kurama replied, "For pokemon power." Hiei said, "Uh huh." Then unexpectedly, Sachiko came in front of them and exclaimed, "YEAH…. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN TRAINING YESTERDAY! WHERE WERE YOU!" Yusuke replied, "Uh….. Well Koenma um…assigned us a mission so were weren't able to go…" Sachiko exclaimed, "WRONG! I asked Koenma early in the morning were you all were and you left me because you wanted to miss the first lesson! So that means double more training! Koenma told me I have to teach you pokemon skills in less than a week, and for trainers such as me, it takes months! So go and run an extra two laps from here to the arena were we are going to train! NOW!"

Everyone then ran except since Hiei had fast speed, he was able to finish the laps faster than them and then Kuwabara asked while running, "Why does this have to help us?" Sachiko replied, "Kuwabara since you asked that question so nicely, EXTRA TWO MORE LAPS. I DEMAND IT!" Kuwabara replied, "Aw!" Sachiko exclaimed, "If you say something else Kuwabara, then you get extra ten more laps!" After they all finished the laps, Sachiko said, "Since you missed yesterday's lesson Yusuke and Kuwabara, I will have to tell you pokemon history AND the strengths and weakness of pokemon. Yeah, it may sound boring, but if you two both try to get away from the lesson which I highly doubt you can't, because I have full security, you will get more torture." Yusuke asked, "Um Sachiko, how come Kurama and Hiei don't have to do it?" Sachiko replied, "Because they came in yesterday and told me about it and they had their first lesson." Sachiko continued, "Time for your lesson more of lessons for Kuwabara and Yusuke."

So Sachiko trained them like crazy that Yusuke kept running away from her lesson using many techniques, but Sachiko always caught him in many abnormal yet tricky ways. Every time she caught Yusuke running away, Sachiko said, "Well I'm a trick master duh, I know every single technique that you can plan on doing and it won't work." So after the end of the lesson Yusuke said while walking, "She's pretty cute, yet evil." Kuwabara replied, "Yeah.

The following day while everyone was there, Sachiko said, "Well for all those people who didn't pay attention yesterday…" Sachiko coughs then continues, "There is a pop quiz today. So good luck." Sachiko gives each one of them a quiz that was five pages long. Here was the sample of the quiz: (In bold are the answers each one of them put)

Word Problems:

1. In the lush, wild forests of Viridian City, a sparkling waterfall could be heard. Beedrills were buzzing around. In the middle of the forest layed a lonely Metapod. This Metapod was a very happy Metapod. It was waiting for the day it evolved to a beautiful, majestic Butterfree.

Ah, yes, this Metapod kept practicing its Harden technique. It slammed into trees and one day it slammed into a tree with a Kakuna. This Kakuna was a very mad and grumpy Kakuna because it was not morning Pokemon. So, the Kakuna wanted to show the Metapod a real Harden technique because, in Kakuna's opinion, the Metapod was doing it all wrong. So, they had a face off, or more like a harden off. They hardened from dawn till dusk. They hardened everywhere they went. And one day, they both evolved. Apparantly, the Metapod was a girl and now a Butterfree. The Kakuna was a boy and now a Beedrill. They fell in love and they had little bug Pokemon babies. Now, what is the name of the forest they are in? Yusuke: Pokemon actually fall in love? But they're different species; wouldn't they create a whole new species? Kurama: Viridian forest Hiei: Viridian forest Kuwabara: That is so cute!

2. Two trainers had begun a Pokemon battle. The first trainer will be called Trainer A, who sent out a Nidorino and the second trainer, will be called Trainer B, who sent out a Nidorina. Both of those Pokemon faced off and Nidorino won. Then Trainer A sent out a Gastly. Trainer B sent out an Umbreon. Umbreon won. Trainer A sent out a Geodude and Trainer B sent out a Pikachu. Geodude won. Trainer A sent out a Torchic while Trainer B sent out a Mudkip. Mudkip won. Trainer A sent out a Meowth and Trainer B sent out a Krabby. Meowth used Pay Day and won. The following is the final round: Trainer A sent out a Numel while Trainer B sent out a Cloyster. Cloyster obviosly won. Now, which trainer won the battle? Why? Yusuke: Trainer A since he is SO COOL! Cool pokemon, cool of everything! Kurama and Hiei: Both of them because they both each one every other match. Kuwabara: I idolize Trainer B! He has the best pokemon ever! Nobody can beat him!

3. There once was an evil villian named Miror B. He was a member of Team Snagem in the Orre Region. He loved his big afro, Pokeball-like hair. He danced and danced. He always danced with his Ludicolo back up dancers. Until one day, he entered a Pokemon dance competition. But, sadly, he didn't see the part that says POKEMON ONLY! So, he made a fool of himself in front of a very large crowd.

They won, but a very famous Pokemon dance choreographer was in the audience. This choreographer took his Ludicolo away. (He tricked Miror B. into signing a contract.) His Ludicolo became famous and he was left to find food in dumpsters in alleys. He was mugged, but the muggers found out he had no money and they had left him alone in an alley to die. But, a young lady came and found him. She was also a dancer and had Pokeball colored hair. She took care of him and he fell in love with her. One day, he asked her to marry her and she said...

"NO!"

Do you know why she said no? Well, I'll tell you, it's because she was engaged! The question is, why did Miror B. sign the contract without reading it? Why didn't he see the engagement ring? Yusuke: Well he's dumb. Kurama and Hiei: Well Miror B. was tricked into doing it by a pokemon choregrapher and the girl fell in love with Miror B. Kuwabara: He's like me! Always willing to do dumb things! You're the best Miror B.!

4. Picture this, a peaceful neighborhood with a little children playing ball and tag and hide-and-go-seek. A man comes walking by. He was walking his Houndoom. These children had an addiction to watching Ed Edd n Eddy, so they all shouted phrases that only Ed would say, like 'gravy' or 'buttered toast' or 'belly button eater.' Anyway, one of the children ran up to the man and the Houndoom and shouted, "Buttered toast!"

The Houndoom went berserk! It barked and chased the little kid. It also used its Flamthrower. The little kid was wounded physically and emotionally. The kid spent months in the hospital with his parents and friends by his side every single day. One day, the doctors came and told them that little Billy won't be able to walk ever again. At that moment, little Billy's dreams of being a Pokemon Master were shattered into shards of a broken dream. The man that was walking the Houndoom that day was thrown into prison and the Houndoom was never found.

The man was at his deathbed forty years later. A priest came and so did little Billy, but little Billy was big Billy now. Billy said to the dieing man, "I never got the courage to tell you this before, but I forgive you."
"Oh, you shouldn't apology to me," the man wheezed, "Come closer, I have a secret I want to tell you." Billy leaned forward and he whispered in his ear, "That wasn't my Houndoom, it was my brother's."
"But why didn't you tell anyone!" Billy demanded.
"Because, I love my little brother with all my heart. I didn't want him to know the suffering that I went through." Billy was shocked.
"Billy, I am your long lost half brother. That was your houndour that evolved. I love you," and with that said, the man died. Billy sobbed uncontrollably. If you have a any family members or true friends, show them this and if they care, they will show others. Why didn't the newly evolved Houndoom recognize little Billy? Yusuke: I'll kill that Houndoom! Kurama and Hiei: Well the Houndoom was berserk so it didn't noticed it. Kuwabara: Because it's the most touching story ever. I wanna share this story with Shizuru and Yukina for them to enjoy!

5. A Pokemon photographer named Todd was taking pictures of, you guessed it, Pokemon. But Todd's goal in life was to take pictures of Pokemon doing something unusual. So, that began his journey for unusual Pokemon.

One day in the Johto region he saw a purple Furret! He quickly took a pictures of the Furret. But, a sudden lightening storm came. A lightening bolt hit a nearby tree and Todd ran for his dear life, but he forgot his 999,999 dollar camera behind. It got squashed by the tree. And his Furret pictures were gone, and so was the purple Furret.

Todd continued onwards to the Kanto region. Over there, he found traces of Mewtwo and the Pokemon he cloned. A Mew was there also. Oh my gosh, he thought, This is a one in a lifetime oppurtunity! Where's my camera? He searched for his camera, but he forgot that it was squashed by the tree. He couldn't buy a new one because his last camera was so expensive that he couldn't even afford food anymore.

He felt awful. "I promise, I will not take pictures of any more Pokemon until I get a camera!" His stomach rumbled. He looked around the town he was in and saw a camera shop. He thought for a moment and decided to go in. The store clerk was busy. He saw a digital camera nearby. He took the camera and some memory for the camera and slipped it in his pocket. He ran for his dear life because the store alarms went off.

He ran into the next town. He was starved! He heard a Pokemon singing in a cave at the outskirts of town. But first, he went into the nearset Pokemon Center. Nurse Joy was a kind woman. He received free food and began his journey to the cave. He saw a Jynx that was singing and belly dancing. Thanks to the digital camera he stole, he was able to record it. He also took multiple pictures. He sold the pictures and the dancing he recorded and earned a LOT of money. He was interviewed on tv and he was forced to show the camera he used that day. Well, the storeclerk was watching that interview on tv and filed a police report.

Everything Todd worked, or stolen, for was taken away. He was poor and no one liked him. Not even Nurse Joy, or his own mother. No one ever heard of Todd again, but one thing is for certain, when you see a purple Furret, catch it! The question is, why did Nurse Joy give Todd free food? Yusuke: Because Nurse Joy is a nurse. It's her job. Kurama and Hiei: It's her job as a worker of the pokemon center. Kuwabara: Because Nurse Joy is a kind woman, maybe as kind as Yukina. Oh Yukina, I can't wait until this is over. I can see you again.

Pokemon History and their strength and weaknesses

1. Name 7 types of pokemon types and what their weaknesses are. Yusuke: Fire, Water, um….earth……wind….. and something else. Well Fire is weak against Water, Earth is weak water…. Wind is weak against earth, and water is weak against something I have no clue. Kurama: Ghost, Fire, Water, rock, wind, thunder, and poison. Ghost: dark, fire: water, water: thunder, rock:water and grass, wind:ground thunder:ground and rock, poison:psychic. Hiei: Fire, water, rock, dragon, ghost, poison, thunder. Fire: water, water:thunder, rock:water and grass, dragon:ice, ghost: dark, poison: psychic. Kuwabara: Fire, water, earth…..wind….. Yukina…. Shizuru….. That's it! Fire:water, water: nothing, earth: nothing, wind: sky, Yukina: me, Shizuru:me.

While the gang was reading the last word problem, a purple Furret came and Yusuke and Kuwabara noticed it so they tried to catch it by its tail and Sachiko said, "Well it was better than yesterday when I explained it to them. The magikarp made them think of barbequing it but the magikarp's revenge was a slap on their faces… And Yusuke and Kuwabara, FINSH YOUR TEST. I'm taking care of this Furret so don't catch it. Anyway you'll learn how to catch it much easier LATER." So Yusuke and Kuwabara went back to doing their quiz and after the lesson ended. Sachiko looked at the test results and mumbled, "Yusuke and Kuwabara are the most stupidest people. Well at least Yusuke sort of passed this test." Then Koenma popped out and said, "Have you decided what their pokemon should be?" Sachiko replied, "Yeah, I think so. Yusuke should have Primeape, Hunter, Onix, Zangoose, Numel, Muk and Corphish. Kuwabara should have Wobbuffet, Magikarp for his main punishment, Jigglypuff, Nidorino, and Nosepass. Hiei should have Umbreon, Houndour, Dratini, Kadabra, Surskit and Scyther. Lastly, Kurama should have Roselia, Ivysaur, Sneasel, Milotic, Ninetales and Swablu." Koenma said, "Good choices. Well I gotta go. Bye." So Koenma left and Sachiko thinks carefully about the test.

What will happen in the next chapter? When will the evil villain show up? Find that out in the next chapter….

Sachiko: Well I wanna thank Crazydreamergirl for helping. Another thing is the CONTEST. Well the contest is gonna be that whoever answers the questions in the pop quiz correctly will be the trainer that the Urameshi team will battle (and that person can decide who) and/or evil villain. Good luck! Plus an extra thanks to Crazydreamergirl, MOna, Inoure, and Yasha Inu for reviewing and as usual please review!