Author Notes: Remember, all the words that are in Bold is what I say in narrating.

My Story, Shrek: Zatch Bell Style got deleted. I didn't delete it, the website did. Cause of the first chapter with that little lyric accident that I always keep forgetting to erase. Sorry everyone.

Chapter 8: Brago's evil plan.

The garbage chute on Mount Crumpet opened and Brago fell out onto a pile of garbage. He struggled to get up and then kicked a garbage as hard as he could. More anger built up inside him. How persistent could those crazy humans get.

The more Brago thought Christmas, the more Brago thought.

"I can't believe this is happening to me! Christmas is coming and it's just gonna be like it was every year! All those human boys and girls will rush to their gifts and play with a bunch of junk-like contraptions which I've never heard of. They'll blow on those stupid trumpets, trombones, and tubas, and any other horn I can possibly think of, and they bounce on those stupid balls!" Brago babbled out very angrily as he began to throw a major fit.

And then later on at the end of the day, all those humans will sit down to a big feast. And they'll feast and they'll feast...

"... and they'll feast, feast, feast, feast, FEAST!" Brago finished what I was saying as he was pouting while jumping up and down like a spoil child. "They'll feast on human pudding, and rare roast BEAST! Which is something I just can't stand the least. And then, they'll do something I hate most of all. Every human down in humanville, the tall and the small, will stand close together, with those stupid Christmas bells ringing. They'll stand hand-in-hand, and those humans will start singing! And they'll sing and they'll sing and they'll sing, sing, sing, sing, SSSIIINNNGGG! Wait and minute. Oh no. It's impossible! It can't be, but it is; I'M SPEAKING IN RHYMES!" Brago cried out. He then ran to the edge of the mountain's side.

"Darn you, Humanville! Darn you all to heck!" Brago hissed out really loudly.

"I must stop this whole thing! Year after year after year after year after year I've put up with it now! I must stop Christmas from coming, but how? Oh, wait. SHIT!" Brago cursed. Yep, he spoke in rhymes again.

He opened the door to his lair, only to find Gofure dancing around and having a little Christmas party all by himself. But then he stopped dead in his tracks and looked at his master.

"Are you having a holly jolly Christmas?" Brago asked all freaked out as his neck made a snap noise.

Outside.

"WRONGO!" the dark mamodo shouted as he kicked Gofure outside and he landed flat into the snow. Bargo then picked up the dog and brought him inside. "Hope that'll teach you not to turn your back on me." Brago growled, but then he slipped on the door mat and landed face first on the snow. "Stupid snow." he muttered under his breath as he got back up and slammed the front door once he was inside his lair.

"Great, just great. First my dog turns his back on me, now I have snow all over my face." Brago hissed again as grabbed a black towel and began to wipe the snow off his face in front of a large mirror. But suddenly, he immediately stopped and looked more closely at the snow that's still on his face. He looked more closely, and more closely, and more closely, until-"

-Then he got an idea. An awful idea. Brago got a wonderful, awful idea.

Brago gave the most evil smile he could possibly make. "I know just what to do." he spoke quietly as he rushed over to get a lot of sewing equipment. "I'll make a great santa clause hat with a coat." he snickered as he continued to grab all kinds of clothing and sewing equipment and ran to a large desk. "What a great evil trick. With this coat and this hat, I'll look just like saint Nick. Wait. Oh, shit! Not again!" he cursed again as he continued to work on his suit and hat.

Later.

Brago was finally finish with his santa suit. He immediately undressed himself and dressed himself up in the disguise. Except there was one difference, well two differences. 1. Unlike Santa, Brago's skinny. And 2. Unlike Santa's red suit, Brago's suit was black instead.

"What? I hate red. I like black better cause it's my favorite color." Brago spoke to all of you people who are reading this chapter right now.

"Now I need to make a sled, one that would fly and have really cool jet engines." Brago cackled evilly as he went to his workshop and began designing and a sled. Then it plays the Grinch theme music in the background, except with Brago's name in it instead.

"I don't want a screwdriver, I want a wrench. Stay focus!" Brago snapped at Gofure, who brought him the wrong tool.

A few minutes later.

Brago was now testing the speed capabilities of his new sled. He was wearing an emergency crash course helmet and outfit. He gave the thumbs up and Gofure pressed a button which made Brago speed off on a crash course and slammed straight into a wall.

He stepped out of the testing area feeling all wiggly and wobbly. "Whoo! That was wickedy, wickedy, whack! I almost killed myself. But that's why we have these tests for." he spoke as he then fell to the ground exhausted.

To Be Continued...

MINI STORY!

(Me, Kaiser, and Zero are watching a scary movie marathon with the scariest movies we could find.)

(Right now, we're watching the Grudge)

Zero: (While hiding underneath some blankets) I'm Scared!

Me: (While hiding behind Zero's spell book) Don't worry, I'll take you to Mcdonalds and everything will be okay.

Kaiser: (While hiding behind a pillow) Shh! A scary part's coming up.

Me and Zero: (Now we're holding each other in fear)

Me: What? I maybe 15 years old, but I can get scared too once in a while.

(Then it shows the part when the Grudge comes up in front of the security camera and it goes blank.)

Zero: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! SALAYA, SAVE ME! (Runs to Salaya and jumps on her and holds onto her really tight) (Sorry, Salaya)

Kaiser: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! MAIANA! (Runs to Maiana, turns into a dark cat, and hops onto her lap.) (It's one of his powers, just read it in my profile) (Sorry, Maiana)

Me: Anyways, I've made a third master piece of my art of my 'New Family' saga, now I have three of my best drawings of it ever. Can anyone guess what these three drawings are? Cf101 already knows the first two, since I told her before in a private message.

(Then it shows the Grudge attacking a woman in her bed)

Me: GUYS DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE IN HERE! CF101, TWI, ANYONE, SAVE ME! (Runs off to who knows where)