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Me: (With wide opened eyes.) I never knew you could drive! I never knew you had a license either!
Brago: What the hell are you talking about?
Me: Okay I found something On YouTube dot com, it's a music video about you and Sherry, and then later, it showed you driving a snowmobile. I never knew you can drive at all. Where and when did you get your license?
Brago: In the mamodo world.
Me: I never knew they had driving lessons in the mamodo world.
Brago: They do, now continue your story here before I go into a coma.
Me: Fine, here's the next chapter. (Now whispering) I still never you could drive.
Brago: I heard that.
Me: Plus the music in the clip fits perfectly with you and Sherry. Were you singing it?
Brago: What music.
Me: I hate everything about you, but why do I love you. DUH!
Brago: So I sang the music, what's your point?
Me: My point is that you love Sherry, she loves you, and you're expressing your feelings for her in that song. So just lighten up about it. Besides, in that song, you even told her to hold you whenever you're thinking about her.
Brago: First of all, I'm thinking of her right now and she's not holding me. And second, prove it that I said I want her to hold me.
Me: Okay, but before the proof, look behind you.
Brago: (looks behind him to see Sherry holding him) Crud.
Me: Okay, here's the proof. (Pulls out a small recorder and plays it.)
Recorder: (replaying the music.) Hold me, when I start to think about you. Hold me, when you start to think about me.
Me: I win.
Brago: I'm gonna get my revenge on you, you know that, Rahk.
Me: Yes, but I want to see you try, because I'm gonna tell your book owner about that song you were singing.
Brago: I'm not even part of that band singing the music.
Me: I don't care, it's about you expressing your feelings for Sherry, and I'm gonna tell her, whether you like or not, so get back on the stage, I'm gonna start the chapter.
Sherry: What is it that you want to tell me, Rahkshi?
Brago: But... but... (looks at all of you people who are reading this) Come on, people, back me up on this!
Chapter 9: Bad Traffic.
Brago and Gofure were now scouting, looking for Santa Claus. Brago spotted him about to take off from Humanville.
"Old fat dude should finishing up any minute. He only comes out once a year and he never gets flack. But I know him, he never pays his bills." Brago spoke and Gofure let out a bark.
"How I know him? I was at his Christmas party last year, and he caught in a n embarrassing snap shot!" Brago snapped at Gofure. The dark mamodo then pulled out a photo of him at Santa Claus's Christmas party last year. He accidently found himself and every girl at the party, both young old, were surrounding him in hugs and kisses, and every guy was laughing his ass off at him.
Brago's attention was then drawn by Santa's usual jolly laughter as he took off in his sled. "Oopsie. I forgot about the stupid reindeer." Brago growled under his breath, but stopped to think for a quick minute, while his finger was twirling around with the puffy ball on the tip of his black santa hat. "If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead." the dark mamodo snickered evilly as he turned to face Gofure, who whimpered at the look on Brago's face. Brago suddenly leaped to pounce on Gofure, but the dog mamodo jumped out of the way and hid behind a rock. Brago hide himself so that he could sneak up on his god mamodo. Then the dark mamodo peeked his head up to spot Gofure cowering behind a rock.
"Oh, GoooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Brago shrieked as he jumped and charged at his dog mamodo. Brago chased Gofure across all of mount Crumpet, until at last Brago caught the dog mamodo and brought him inside.
So he took his dog Gofure, and took some black thread. And he tied a big horn on the top of his head.
Brago tied a reindeer antler on top of Gofure's and placed a red ball on Gofure's nose. Then Brago grabbed some director clothes and began to babble some stuff to his dog mamodo.
"Okay, here's the motivation; your name is Rudolf. You're the freak with the red nose and everyone hates you so much they want to kill you, eat your brains, and feed what's left of you to the buzzards. Then one Christmas night, santa asks you for help and you save Christmas- WAIT! No, that's not how it should go. You're gonna destroy Christmas. You hate it so much, that you're give me a example right here, right now."
Brago then grabbed a mega-phone and shouted into it. "ACTION!" then Brago just stares at Gofure with a dull, bored look on his face. Gofure suddenly transforms into his other form and tore the red ball to pieces.
"BRILLIANT! You destroyed your own nose! Now that's what I call hating Christmas. Cut, print, that's the take, moving on." Brago spoke very quickly as he tore the director clothes right off his black santa outfit.
"You're an-"
"DON'T START WITH ME!"
Brago finally shut his echo's mouth shut. Do echoes even have mouths?
Outside.
Brago and Gofure were prepared and ready to go. Brago placed his keys into the key slot and turned it. The monster engine of Brago's super sled fired up and began roaring out across the whole land. And the vibrating was making Brago feel very comfortable.
"Tttttttthhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttttt ffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllsssss ggggoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddd."
Okay, ready, Gofure?" Brago called to his dog, and Gofure let out a quick bark.
"Okay; on Zaker, on Jikir, on Reis, on Saisu, on Go Boren, on Zegar, on Poruk, and on-" Brago called out to his imaginary reindeer, but suddenly the engines turned off by themselves. What could be wrong? Brago tied some rope around his waist and hopped out of his super sled.
"Okay, Gofure. When I say 'now' hit that big red shiny button." then the dark mamodo walked over to check on the engines. Nothing seems to be wrong with the sled.
"Nothing's wrong with the engines. Press the button now." Brago called to Gofure and the dog mamodo pressed the big red shiny button.
"Now where was I? Oh yeah; On Zaker, on Jikir, on Reis, on Saisu, on Go Boren, on Zegar, on Poruk, and on..." but suddenly the engines fired back up again, and Brago forgot to get back on the sled.
"...RADOM!" Brago screamed as the sled rocketed off into the sky, with Brago being dragged behind by the rope around his waist. Brago's now screaming like a girl while dangling from the rope.
"GOFURE, PULL ME UP!" Brago shrieked out repeatedly. Gofure grabbed hold of the rope and pulled and pulled and pulled until Brago was finally on the sled with him.
"Next time, you let me do the driving." Brago sighed as he patted Gofure on the head. But as soon as Brago got to the steering wheel, they crashed into another flying sled. "Watch where you're going, you crazy person!" Brago yelled out very loudly as he then fired a 'Gigano Reis' spell at the other flying sled, which took a direct hit and the sled was now falling to the ground, with the pilot calling out "Ho, ho, ho!"
Brago looked at Gofure for a bi, and then began pointing his finger in many directions, like he was saying 'Was that-, and did I just-, then that means-' and the rest of that kind of jazz.
"Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh! I am sooooooooooo naughty. I shot down the man in the red suit! I'm so evil! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-Coughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcough!" Brago laughed maniacally, but then he began to cough.
Later.
Brago and Gofure had harder time getting to Humanville, do to the whether, but eventually, they reached their destination.
And so it was dark. No one knew he was there, all the humans were dreaming sweet dreams without a care, until he came to the first little house on the square.
"Will you shut up with the damn rhyming? I've went through enough with that shit!" Brago shouted at me. But then he turned back to where he was gonna park his super sled.
"Welcome to Humanville, Gofure." Brago spoke to his dog mamodo and safely landed his super sled.
Inside.
Both Mr. And Mrs Takamine woke up by the sound the super sled made when it landed on the roof.
"Who could that be?" Mr. Takamine asked.
"It must be Santa Claus. Quick, go back to sleep." Mrs. Takamine responded and so both Kiyo and Zatch's parents fell back to sleep.
Outside.
"It's time to put my evil plan into action. Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha- Coughcoughcoughcoughcough." Brago laughed, but ended up coughing again.
Sorry that this chapter is short. It's really late over here and I don't have all night to make this chapter, so I'm ending it right here.
To Be Continued...
MINI STORY.
Zero: You should make a sequel to you New family story, Rahk.
Kaiser: What he said.
Me: Fine, but first I'm gonna remake the New Family story again, but this time, in commentary, and I'm gonna make this and no one's gonna stop me.
Zero: But what kind of commentary are you making?
Me: I don't know. I got only three groups to call, but I can only call one group.
1. Commentary by Brago, Sherry, Reese, and Graviray.
2. Commentary by Reese, Graviray, Kiko, Neo, and Meggy.
3. Graviary, Kiko, and Zofis.
Me: I don't know which one to choose.
Kaiser: Maybe the people who read this thing and review should answer for you.
Me: I can't force them to choose. They choose if they want to choose.
Zero: Enough, let's get back to our scary movie marathon.
Kaiser: We're now watching Freddy Vs. Jason.
Me and Zero: Fine by us.