"I'm hungry."
"Me too, Draco. Me too."
"…"
"…"
"Got anything to eat?"
"I have a steel kebab stick."
"I am aware of that. I mean do you have anything to put on it?"
"Do I look like Crabbe or Goyle, Draco?"
"Uhm.. Is that a trick question?"
"I don't carry food around with me."
"Dammit."
"…"
"…"
"Why don't you Transfigure something with your wand?"
"Potter, if I had my wand, do you think I'd still be in here?"
"Harry. And good point."
"Your question was of such stupidity that I felt forced to revert back to your last name."
"I see."
"In fact, I almost called you Weasel."
"That was uncalled for."
"You have to admit, Harry, that sometimes he is a little…"
"A little what, Malfoy?"
"Draco."
"You're being such a dick that I feel forced to revert back to your last name."
"Are you being spiteful, Potter?"
"…"
"Are you mocking me?"
"…"
"Even the Mudblood has been known to come up with wittier-OW!"
"Hah."
"STOP IT WITH THE BLOODY KEBAB STICK!"
"…"
"Stop smirking."
"…"
"STOP IT! YOU HAVE COPIED ME!"
"Get over yourself, Malfoy."
"Ha. Ha."
"How is that funny? I was being serious."
"I hate you, Harry."
"Hate you too."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Potter, why are you breathing so loud?"
"…"
"Potter, stop it."
"…"
"Harry."
"…"
"I am warning you."
"…Malfoy?"
"You're sounding a bit hoars there, Potter. Everything alright?"
"Malfoy, um… could you…"
"Could I what, Potter?"
"Could you.. move back a bit?"
"Where to, Potter? Do you seriously think that I enjoy having my hand on your.. eh.."
"…"
"Potter, what part of you am I touching?"
"…"
"Well.. this is your.. ah, leg?"
"…"
"So this must be.. uhm…"
"…"
"Potter, did you just squeak?"
"…"
"ANSWER ME! What part of you am I touching?"
"…"
"POTTER!"
"Harry."
"HARRY!"
"Can't you figure it out, Malfoy?"
"Wh-oh, EW!"
"…Yeah."
"Oh my GOD! Oh God… ew… Oh God!"
"Malfoy, you'll start hyperventilating if you don't calm down."
"GOD – No, I won't."
"Well, now you won't. You've gone into defensive mode."
"What?"
"Defensive mode."
"Oh, really? So what other 'modes' do I have, then?"
"Angry, bitchy or whiny, boring, evil, tired, moody and sexy."
"I do not get bitchy! Wait - hang on. What was that last one?"
"Yeah, you do get bitchy."
"Do not!"
"Do too."
"Do not!"
"Do too."
"Do not. And you're avoiding the question."
"What question?"
"…"
"Helloo? Malfoy? What question?"
"What was the last one of the 'modes' you said?"
"Um…moody?"
"No."
"Flexy?"
"That's not what you said."
"…"
"What the hell would 'flexy' mean, anyway?"
"…"
"Malfoy…"
"Draco. And what?"
"Stop… moving about."
"Huh?"
"Your hands. Unless you want to make the, ah, problem worse, stay still."
"Oh."
"…"
"Ohhhh."
"Once again, your intelligence and quick-thinking astounds me."
"I know it does."
"Watch out."
"What?"
"Your overlarge head might get wedged in here."
"…"
"Heh."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Well, this is fun."
O-O-O-O-O
In case you don't get it, Malfoy said that last thing. I know some of these can be really confusing, so I try to slip in the names when I can, to remind you who's talking.
Ciao for now.
xxx