Discalimer: I don't own the following characters: Erik, Christine, and Raoul. The rest are just crazy and happen to be there.
They were in a church. I assume they were doing a play of some sort. Some of the guys were dressed as girls. Some were very convincing. Then an announcer come over an intercom.
"Gentlemen. We are holding a tournement to see who will have the lovely Christine's hand in marrige." The announcer said. Then he called out wo names. The two men walked to the center of the aisle. One of the men was dressed as a woman. There in the center stood the two men, in between them was a huge red ball. The object was to kick the ball into a mirror in the pulpit. The man who did this first would advance.
The two men stared each other down and the game began. The man dressed as a woman won and had to sit in the front pew. Erik and Raoul were next. Now we all know that they both want Christine. Hatred for each other poured from their eyes.
"Christine shall be mine!" Erik shouted at Raoul.
"No, she will be mine!" Raoul shouted back. They began to kick the ball both feircly competing. They ran behind the mirror, around it, and every other which way. Raoul and Erik began to tire. So Raoul got an evil idea. He grabbed the man dressed as a woman in the front row.
"Here, I will take Christine. And you can have this lovely woman." Raoul said.
Erik didn't know it was a man. His costume was perfect, he did look like a beautiful woman. Erik thought for a moment and siad ok. He swept the man in his arms and ran away with him. Raoul and Christine followed holding back their laughs. Erik ran into a stain glass window. He punched it out and stepped into a circular room. The whole church had followed him into the room.
"Are you alright my lovely?" Erik asked. Then he kissed him. The man dressed as a woman screamed in shock. Erik then realized his mistake. The whole congregation burst into laugter. Erik spit, and wiped his tounge with his hands. The man beside him did the same. Erik looked away embarresed. Embaressment quickly turned to anger.
"Why are you laughing! It is not funny!" Erik shouted. The congregation fell silent for a second then started laughing again. Erik rose and pulled Christine close to him. "No matter what anyone says, you are mine Christine!" Erik leaned foward and kissed Christine. He then realized that she was also a man. Erik screamed in rage.
Erik sat up in bed horrified, but releived it was just a dream. He looked beside him and saw his beautiful Christine, still happy that she had chosen to stay with him. Christine's eyes fluttered open.
"Good morning Angel." Erik said.
"Good morning Erik." Christine said. Erik stared at her wide eyed. Christine's eyes sounded strangly like a man's...