SSBM Travels with the band.
Chapter 2 - The bus ride.
Time: 1:45 p.m.
Location: LHS Band Hall.
Krista Aya leans back in her chair and tries to keep from makin noise.
Band Director - Blah blah blah, no sharin blankets, blah blah blah, no mess, blah blah blah, no orgies...
Band - OO;
Band Director - Don't you google-eye me, I know you! Flutes front door, tuba's back!
Tuba's and Flutes get up and scram
Krista Aya - ...blarg.
Krista Aya stands up and waves her arm frantically.
Krista Aya - Hey! How about letting, "The rest of the band," go? Eh? Eh?
Band Director - ...ok fine. "Rest of the band," and trumpets, go!
French horns get up and run out the front door
Krista Aya runs outside to the crew of SSBM.
Krista Aya - Ok dudes, do me a big favor.
Captain Falcon - What?
Krista Aya - Find yer own transportation there.
SSBM - o.O;;
Princess Peach - How far is this place from here?
Krista Aya - Two hours worth.
SSBM - o.O; I don't think some of our own transportation would last us.
Krista Aya - ... Cracker Jacks.
Mewtwo&Ness - We'll fix that problem!
Mewtwo and Ness concentrate and another charter bus appears.
Krista Aya - o.O; well, that saves me a problem... now hypnotize everyone in band so that they dun think weird of ya.
Zelda - Took care of that already. Why else do you think that they haven't harassed us yet?
Krista Aya - ... Point taken.
Falco - I CALL FRONT SEAT!
Krista Aya - I call back seat for me then!
Falco and Krista Aya jump on the bus and get stuck in the doorway
Falco - Grrr, move ya cow!
Krista Aya - You move blue boy!
Krista Aya and Falco fwap each other the best they can
Fox - ...
Fox turns to Link
Fox - Want the honors?
Link - I'll get blue boy, you get the cow.
Krista Aya&Falco - Hey!
Fox and Link kick Falco and Krista Aya outta the door way and onto the bus.
Krista Aya&Falco - Ow!
They both grumble and scramble into some seats.
Krista Aya splays out on the backseat and sighs.
Krista Aya - Ahhh... peace and quiet!
Zelda and Link turn around and face Krista Aya
Link&Zelda - Eh?
Krista Aya -… you hard of hearin?
Zelda – You know that's not possible…
Krista Aya – I can try Princess.
Young Link climbs into the seat beside Krista Aya and looks up at her.
Young Link – Do you have a boyfriend?
Krista Aya rolls her eyes
Krista Aya - sarcasm I have 3 sweetie, but I am looking for one more…
Link - Hey! Don't be takin my player spot!
Krista Aya&Zelda – O.O So you are a player!
Link - ... Oops.
Zelda - Hmph!
Link - ... Damn.
Marth and Roy snicker
Krista Aya laughs and starts reading a book.
One Hour later
Krista Aya is starin out the window, and the SSBM crew is busy actin loud and wild.
Ganondorf - Muahaha! I shall beat you in this game Kirby!
Kirby - You can't even beat me in yer dreams, what you talkin ya green loser? No offense Yoshi.
Yoshi - Yoshi(none taken)
Fox - So Samus, where do you buy your weapons at?
Samus - I buy upgrades in distant galaxies.
Fox - Interesting. I always got mine at a hardware store.
Samus - o.O; Ok?
Marth - My sword is prettier than yers Roy
Roy - That's a lie! Mine is really pretty! Don't you think so Link?
Link and Zelda glance up from their tangled position on the seats.
Link - Don't bug me right now.
Zelda - Seriously.
Link and Zelda go back to makin out.
Captain Falcon - Ah who cares Roy the boy toy?
Marth - Wahahahaha! Roy the boy toy!
Marth falls over laughing
Roy sends a murderous glare at Captain Falcon.
Bowser - LOOK AT ME! I SHALL FRIGHTEN YOU ALL AND STEAL ALL YOUR RICHES!
Everyone - ...
Krista Aya - How about I give a boot up yer butt?
Bowser - Come here and do it missy!
Krista Aya - Oh no you just didn't try me!
Krista Aya jumps over the seat and trips
Krista Aya - Meep!
Krista Aya falls on top of Link and Zelda.
Link - Off!
Zelda - Whoa!
Peach - Their havin an orgy on the bus!
Everyone - OO;;;;
Mario - Ok?
Luigi - Cover your eyes children!
Pichu - Pi?(o.o? Huh?)
Jigglypuff - Jig. (sigh)
Dr. Mario - I-a got ze condoms!
Dr. Mario throws them condoms.
Link and Zelda tuck them away.
Krista Aya blinks and snaps.
Krista Aya - I WANT OFF THIS THING! AND PEOPLE!
Game And Watch pats Krista Aya reassuringly on the head.
Krista Aya - ...
Krista Aya starts jumping up and down like Yosemite Sam when angered.
Peach whacks her with her tennis racket and sends her flying into Ganondorf.
Ganondorf squeals like a little japense school girl.
Ganondorf - Get it off me! Get it off me!
Everyone else - o.o;
Ganondorf stops and turns crimson.
Ganondorf holds her above his head.
Ganondorf - MUAHAHA! I WILL HOLD HER HOSTAGE!
DK smacks Ganondorf in the back and catches Krista Aya when Ganondorf drops her
Krista Aya - ... Thanks DK.
DK - No problem.
Ness - Hey! We're here!
Krista Aya - ...There is a God!
Whew... Next Chapter - The Resturant!