Disclaimer: I do not own Phantom of the Opera, Neopets, or any of these quizzes. If any of the usernames in this fic are the same as your own on neopets, it is purely coincidental.

A/N: I have decided to continue this fic. n.n I hope you'll like it.

Raoul and Christine vs. Chat-speak

One fine morning Raoul and Christine were in the library. Christine was on Neopets while Raoul just read the newspaper. For a while the two just sat in silence doing their own thing. Until suddenly Christine asked, "Raoul, what's an 'Omg'?"

Raoul looked at his wife quizzically. "I don't know but it sounds painful…" Raoul answered contemplating what and 'omg' could possibly be.

"Oh dear!" Christine exclaimed and quickly typed and replied to the person she was talking to, 'Oh no! Is the omg hurting you?"

The person named 3974782 replied, '3r.. wat r u tlakin abot?E?'

Christine blinked at the computer screen. Maybe this person doesn't speak English…? She thought. "Raoul, do you have any idea what this person is saying?"

With a sigh the man got up from his comfortable chair and peered at the screen. At first Raoul had a confused look on his face and then one of terror. "OH… MY… GOD! ALIENS!" He yelled and ran around in a circle then proceeded to hide under the desk.

"Aliens!" Christine gasped and hid under the table with Raoul.

3974782 was getting impatient and waiting for an answer, 'HELLO?#$?eraser?'

The girl left the board after eight minutes and two minutes after that there was a knock on the door. "I'll get it!" Christine chirped and went to the door.

"No! Christine, it might be the aliens!" Raoul shouted as he followed her.

When she opened the door it was not an alien, it was Erik. "Hi, I was just wondering if I could Punjab your resident fop? I promise it won't take long." Erik questioned in a door-to-door salesman fashion.

Raoul blinked than turned around, threw his arms in the air, and stormed back to the library saying, "Why couldn't it have been aliens instead?"

Erik blinked in confusion and looked at Christine for an explanation. "We just got a computer yesterday and we were pretty sure I was talking to an alien."

Erik crossed his arms. "Idiotic computers. Cause nothing but trouble."

"You have one too, Erik?" Christine asked in surprise as they both walked into the library. She couldn't exactly imagine him sitting in his lair playing Neopets (to her it was the only site on the computer).

"Had." Erik corrected.

"What happened to it?"

"Fell in the lake." He said, with a dismissive wave of his hand as he sat down in a chair close to the computer desk.

"Oh…" Christine said as she sat down in from of the computer screen and looked for another chat to enter.

"Why exactly did you think you were talking to aliens?" Erik asked as he watched what she was doing.

She entered another chat. "I'll show you."

'Hello!' she wrote. tehcooleh wrote, 'OMGERZ! Hye eeryon!9$!' Erik blinked and tried to decipher what it said but couldn't make out anything. "And this is what you've been doing all morning?"

"Pretty much. I'm still trying to figure out how you say that p-w-n word." Christine said.

"What p-w-n word?" Erik asked confused.

Christine waited a bit and then pointed at the screen which read, 'HAHAHABdhahahAHA! I tatolaly pwn u all!' His eye started twitching again, he squinted to try and make it stop. "If you squint it sort of looks like 'own'." Erik commented.

"It still doesn't really help me with the pronunciation of it." Christine sighed. "I give up with this computer!" She got up and sulkily left the room.

Erik sat down in the computer chair. He quickly typed in the site name of As much as he hated the awful site he could still get some fun out of it. "Monsieur Vicomte, surely you won't mind answering some questions for me." Erik said.

Raoul looked up from the paper and stared at Erik strangely. "Okay…" he said slowly.

Erik clicked on a quiz. "Alright. First question: What color are your eyes? A) Blue. B) Hazel C) Green. D) Blue-green. Or E) Brown."

Raoul frowned. "A." he answered.

Erik clicked on the first answer. "Second question: What color is your hair? A) Brown. B) Blonde. C) Light Brown. D) Black. Or E) Strange."

"B"

"Okay. Third question: Is you nose in the center of your face? A) No. Or B) Yes."

"B." Raoul answered.

"Fourth question: How long is your hair? A) Shoulder length. B) Short. Or C) long."

"A."

"Fifth question: Are you a guy or a girl? A)-" But Erik was cut off.

"Is that really necessary to ask?" Raoul asked annoyed.

Erik shrugged and clicked on the first answer.

"Sixth question: Is you arm length longer than your height? A) Yes. B) No. Or C) Both!"

"B."

"Hmm… the last question there's only one answer so I won't bother asking."

Erik clicked on the submit button and waited for it to load. He laughed and then said, "Well, monsieur I think I will leave you to read the result for yourself." Erik got up and went to the door.

Curiously, Raoul got up and looked at the screen. It said:

'What do you look like (with eye-poping pics, of you!)?'

And right below that was a picture of an ape and below that it said, 'You look like an ape! Ha Ha!'

He face contorted in rage. "Au revoir, monsieur." Erik said with a chuckle and left the de Chagny residence calling a farewell to Christine.