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Sorry for the semi-lateness of the chapter. I don't know why, but for some reason, I've been rather tired lately. :sighs: I'll be working on the next chapter, but I might or might not have it up around late sun/early mon. I just "retired" from the job I've held for 7 years and it's really breaking my heart… :hands cookies to reviewers: But that doesn't concern the story so enjoy!
Alucard's Bane- I'm so glad that you like it! Here's the next chapter. I hope you enjoy it as much as the other chapters.
Death's Integrity- Yep, he sure is! Unfortunately for him, the scarring just don't stop there, lol. Enjoy chapter 6!
Pyromaniagrl- :nods head: Ya, I kind of feel sorry for him, but don't worry. Everything turns out alright in the end…err, or as close to alright for a psycho gun-wielding really old, powerful, slightly to really insane vampire. Heh heh…Enjoy!
AttackingHentaiChibisLoveFluff- I see…well, I must say…it makes for a wonderful name! Hope you enjoy chapter 6. And thanks for all of your reviews so far:hugs: They've really helped me!
Devilman666- Thank you for the review! I don't see how that is disrespectful…when I read that, I fell out of my chair laughing…mum wasn't too keen on the idea of the falling out of the chair, but it was worth it! Oh ya, and I can see him yelling something like that!
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Alucard's secret lover- Lol, yap! He is! And there is more crying and whimpering along the way…but not all of it will be by Alucard. Thanks for the comment and review! I hope you like this chapter as much as the others!
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On with the story:skitters off:
There is a lot of stupidity and OOC, so please don't shoot me. But it is funny. Enjoy chapter six don't forget to review!
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Chapter 6: "Day Two"
"Oh, Alucard…where are you?"
'For the final time, GO AWAY!'
Integra huffed, glaring death at the door leading the room in which the vampire had locked himself. It had taken her almost two entire hours to track him down, but she was finally about to. Raising her fist, she lightly rapped on the door.
"Alucard, I know you're in here."
A huge crash resounded from behind the door along with a few curses. There was another crash, some more curses and finally silence. Integra smirked slightly and opened the now unlocked door.
"There you are, vampire," she snipped, trying desperately not to laugh at his situation. She had no clue what he had been doing, but it was rather funny.
The vampire looked up (yes, up) and glared at Integra. "It's NOT funny, Integra," he growled through clenched fangs.
"Well, I most certainly think it is."
By now, I'm sure everyone's wondering what exactly happened. So let's backtrack shall we?
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(2 1/2 hours earlier)
Alucard paced in front of his chair, determined not to let Integra catch him. He knew that they were already running a bit late (not being his fault) and his Master was having a fit because of it. Now thinking about it, he mused that it kind of was his fault…after all; you normally don't see a hellhound running around in broad daylight.
The vampire froze in place as he heard angry footsteps, no doubt Integra coming to yell at him some more. As if it wasn't bad enough that she used a dog whistle to bring him back and then proceeded to yell at him for close to an hour, oh no, she had to yell some more. He sighed slightly, in no mood to be upbraided. Besides, when she was able to put the stake down and stop threatening to run it through his heart (or head depending on if he moved) she informed him that he would be working a third day at the blood drive.
And THAT was going to be Hell…
"Stop chewing on my ear, Integra," he growled before backing into the shadows and vanishing just as the door opened.
Integra stepped into the dimly lit room, looking around. Glaring slightly, she crossed her arms, leaning against the doorframe.
"Alucard…"
Silence answered her.
"Damn it, Alucard, you bloody git!"
Still nothing. The Director growled. That almost always got him.
"Fine then, if you're not going to show yourself, I'll…" She smirked evilly. "I'll nail your coffin shut…cut off the blood supply AND have you work at the blood drive for a forth day."
Once more, there was nothing. A look of confused agitation crossed her features. Well, that just proved that he wasn't in the room. She sighed slightly, turned, and walked out, closing the door behind her. She would find the damned vampire; after all, with an ego as big as his, it would be rather hard to hide.
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Alucard growled as her threats drifted through his mind, yet he made no move to go down to her. The irritated No Life King resumed his pacing in one of the lesser-used rooms. His patience was wearing thin and while he was not one of the most tolerant creatures, he was ready to snap.
"Alucard, where the bloody Hell are you?"
While the speaker was still down stairs, he heard the question crystal clear.
'Go away. I don't want to be bothered right now!'
That was sure to get her. The vampire could feel her anger rise along with her annoyance level. Now he was in trouble.
"ALUCARD!"
'I SAID GO AWAY!'
Turning, he quickly barred the door (as if that would stop her) and waited.
It didn't take long.
"Oh, Alucard…where are you?"
'For the final time, GO AWAY!'
Holding his breathe, he waited, counting down.
…3…
…2…
…1…
"Alucard, I know you're in here."
…certain death now…
Right when Integra knocked on the door, he jumped. Oh yes, she was angry. Very, very angry. Running over, he lunged for the door, but tripped over an upturned rug. (as if I could give ever let him be graceful…hehehe)
A long string of curses went down with him as he clawed at the door, trying to stop himself, but to no avail. Growling, he got up, whirled and made a mad dash for the window, only to once again trip, this time over a lawn chair. He cursed once more as his leg got caught.
'What the heck is a lawn chair doing up here, anyway,' he thought, as he resigned himself to the embarrassment. Waving his hand slightly, the lock clicked, now making it able for Integra to enter the room. He sighed.
It wasn't a pretty sight. The vampire was sitting on the lawn chair, with his leg caught under it, his hair fell into his eyes and he was thankful at that moment that he couldn't see very well otherwise he would be staring at on very amused Integra. His hands were somehow trapped behind him (even he's still not too sure).
"There you are, vampire." Alucard could here that she was trying not to laugh.
The vampire looked up and glared at Integra. "It's NOT funny, Integra," he growled through clenched fangs.
"Well, I most certainly think it is." (Okay! Now everyone's caught up!)
After about an hour along with even more curses that would make the best and toughest of sailors cry, Alucard was finally free of the 'damned human contraption that threatens to kill us all'. There were also rumors that three shots were fired, but nothing about that was on record.
And they were sitting outside the horrid building that Alucard was starting to fear.
Yes, Alucard…fear…
"Is it too late to say I'm sorry?"
"Yep." Integra lit a cigar, smirking slightly.
"And that I'll never ever EVER do anything like that again?"
"Most definitely."
"And you're positively NOT going to change your mind?"
"Now, why would I want to do a thing like that?"
Alucard turned to her, giving her his best doe-like eyes. "Have I ever told you how much I love you?"
"Many times, Alucard. You've confessed your undying love each night as you handed me a red rose over a candle-lit dinner under the moon and stars. You've whispered in my ear that you love me and never want to leave my side, that even death will not be able to part us."
"Been reading those romance novels of yours again, have you?"
"Yep!"
He nodded his head and sighed. "Alright." He slowly got out of the car, looking back at her every few seconds.
"Oh just GO already!"
The vampire growled, stormed out of the car, slammed the door shut and stalked into the building. At that moment, Clare walked up to him, waving her hand.
"Ah, there you are, Alucard! I was getting a bit worried. Come on, then!"
He followed the Head Nurse, thinking of different ways to torture her then kill her when one high-pitched, slightly annoying call rang though the air.
"Master!"
Alucard ducked his head and continued walking, hoping and PRAYING that she didn't follow him.
It just wasn't to be.
"Master! Hey, wait up for us!"
He was able to make it to the room, however when Clare left, Seras Victoria dodged around the Head Nurse, with Pip trailing after.
"Hey! I was calling, did you hear me?"
Alucard blinked slightly. Of course he heard her, but there was that little thing with him not wanting to be bothered today.
Obviously the Police Girl didn't get the memo…OR the hints.
"I suppose not…"
Seras smiled broadly at him. "So, are you here to give blood?" She grabbed Pip's hand suddenly and bent it backwards. The Captain winced slightly.
"Ow, ow. Okay, I won't touch…let go!" The draculina did so, still smiling.
"Uh, no…besides, why would I want to give blood?" He scoffed.
"Oh, so is Sir Integra here then?"
He shook his head, trying to control his rising temper. "No, she was here yesterday…"
"Oh, well then. What are you doing here, Master?"
There was a long pause. Then-
"Drawing blood."
Seras stared at him, her eyes wide.
"You're what?"
"Drawing blood…"
"But I…why…"
Alucard shook his head, raising his hand to silence her. "And just what is my fledgling doing here," he asked suddenly, glaring slightly at her.
"Oh, well, Pip was going to get his blood drawn and I decided to come along."
Alucard eye twitched. Well, that was just great…
"Ya," Pip suddenly interjected. "Some bloke that's running late. Don't know his name, though. Really supposed to be good, but a sort of big, scary chap."
Alucard slowly looked at the list that Clare slipped him before she left. His best evil, insane I'm-going-to-kill-you-now grin appeared on his face as he glanced back up at Pip.
"Why don't you go have a seat," he said, the grin growing slightly.
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How was that? Good, bad, just okay? Review and tell me your thoughts! Ah! And once more a cliffie…sorry, but I'll update soon so I don't keep you all hanging! Oh dear, is seems as though Alucard can't stop getting into trouble.
The poor, poor soul…
But don't worry! It will all be worth it in the end! Alucard gets what he always wanted and Integra finishes her romance novels :shifty eyes: Please review!
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